Lightnews — Scholar-powered news

OH SHIT IS THAT DOE ALLOND 🀄

@heyhelloitdoe.bsky.social

1.2K followers 620 following 7.4K posts

The greatest Final Fantasy XIV mahjong honeypot, here to make you learn the game by getting all your hot trans friends to learn it first. #ffxiv #gpose and #art 🀄

Posts Media Videos Starter Packs

Pinned

OH SHIT IS THAT DOE ALLOND 🀄 @heyhelloitdoe.bsky.social · Oct 26

Dusk

#ffxiv #ff14 #gpose #gposers

Doe laying back in dark green and blue waters, sinking beneath them with her head already mostly under. Above is a dark red and purple sky with an indistinct horizon, while below her hand extends out towards the viewer through the water.

11 160 620

OH SHIT IS THAT DOE ALLOND 🀄 @heyhelloitdoe.bsky.social · 6m

i gaze into the soul put before me as the fates stir to whisper their secrets (autism pattern seeking has struck yet again)

Reposted by OH SHIT IS THAT DOE ALLOND 🀄

💣jun - borzaya.carrd.co @stojunto.bsky.social · 1h

"bumble and lovense are partnering with hot new bachelor barry b. benson to promote his new straight-to-netflix sequel to the hit Bee Movie. find your queen for some netflix and chill and and see what the buzz is all about —"

- something that'll unfortunately probably happen within the next decade

1 3

Reposted by OH SHIT IS THAT DOE ALLOND 🀄

Type 1 Diabedeez Nuts @hyaenigay.bsky.social · 2h

The bee is clearly that couple's third

1 1 1

OH SHIT IS THAT DOE ALLOND 🀄 @heyhelloitdoe.bsky.social · 1h

auditioning for bee movie 2 by turning on the lovense app

1 1

OH SHIT IS THAT DOE ALLOND 🀄 @heyhelloitdoe.bsky.social · 2h

"trying to find a mysterious bee in the park but i just keep circling that one couple where they're just walking 3 ft apart and stopping constantly" is this anything

2 3

OH SHIT IS THAT DOE ALLOND 🀄 @heyhelloitdoe.bsky.social · 2h

the way deryck is standing in this one really does make it look like if i checked his phone the lovense app would be wide open on the screen rn

OH SHIT IS THAT DOE ALLOND 🀄 @heyhelloitdoe.bsky.social · Dec 15

oh girl that's my reaction when that happens too

Doe holding out her hand, as the text says "The Instrument vibrates wildly!" She looks shocked by this.

OH SHIT IS THAT DOE ALLOND 🀄 @heyhelloitdoe.bsky.social · 20h

I'm making a commercial for the beatup this weekend but I'm also going to make just a text post so people can start signing up, you feel

1 7

Reposted by OH SHIT IS THAT DOE ALLOND 🀄

izzy @ 7.3 @thanc.red · 1d

1 47 140

Reposted by OH SHIT IS THAT DOE ALLOND 🀄

Sarah Colonthree (fragile!) @sarah.transsexual.gay · 1d

Two folders on a desktop. One is titled "memes for if bottom surgery goes well" and one is titled "memes for if it grows back"

3 86 620

Reposted by OH SHIT IS THAT DOE ALLOND 🀄

What’s the Hold Up Pod Dan @jacketdan.bsky.social · 1d

He did it again for the 5 year anniversary

62 1.7K 6.6K

Reposted by OH SHIT IS THAT DOE ALLOND 🀄

Cera @witchcraftdeer.bsky.social · 23h

pov you're Sokzagyl

1 2

Reposted by OH SHIT IS THAT DOE ALLOND 🀄

OH SHIT IS THAT DOE ALLOND 🀄 @heyhelloitdoe.bsky.social · Dec 17

people will tell you the pld questlines suck and they're WRONG (BUT ALSO RIGHT FOR THE WRONG REASONS) so; HERE IS WHY THE GLD AND PLD QUESTLINES SUCK SO MUCH, AND WHY THE HW PLD QUESTLINE IS SO GOOD ACTUALLY!!! (as stated by me, good opinion haver Doe Allond)

Spoilers for all of them, btw. #ffxiv

2 6 34

OH SHIT IS THAT DOE ALLOND 🀄 @heyhelloitdoe.bsky.social · 1d

Sometimes I get tempted to go unlock myths of the realm on alts but then I remember my thread on it and I just start shaking and mustering the will to love myself instead

OH SHIT IS THAT DOE ALLOND 🀄 @heyhelloitdoe.bsky.social · Dec 16

i got nothing. this was nothing, it had nothing to really say and nothing it really invited in you to share. a storyline more interested in wasting your time rather than actually telling a story with any of the characters in it.

lore without story, and a plot map to tick boxes on.

Reposted by OH SHIT IS THAT DOE ALLOND 🀄

OH SHIT IS THAT DOE ALLOND 🀄 @heyhelloitdoe.bsky.social · Dec 16

"I am contacting the sultansworn right now. we are going to form a shame circle around you all the likes of which have not been seen since the heavensward paladin questline."

Deryk: It occurs to me I hadn't asked you about your opinion of the Twelve.
Deryk: How you personally perceive us, for instance, or what you felt when you faced us.
Deryk: Your words from the heart, I would take with me as a memento.

2 3 10

OH SHIT IS THAT DOE ALLOND 🀄 @heyhelloitdoe.bsky.social · 1d

It had some information, and even had some interesting moments! It just. Didn't tell a story with them.

Reposted by OH SHIT IS THAT DOE ALLOND 🀄

OH SHIT IS THAT DOE ALLOND 🀄 @heyhelloitdoe.bsky.social · Dec 15

nald'thal: "doe allond, i needed to tell you this specifically. a whole ass separate dude appeared one day where my crotch was, making us a true and real 96 position. this too is a reflection of the hopes and will of man."

1 8 32

Reposted by OH SHIT IS THAT DOE ALLOND 🀄

OH SHIT IS THAT DOE ALLOND 🀄 @heyhelloitdoe.bsky.social · Dec 16

"children of man, now that you can not affect or change the outcome, we shall reveal that we just wanted our aether dispersed. so we needed you to get rough with it, absolute raw dog style on our bodies. again, we had to explicitly lie and lie by omission to get you to do this but it's nice, trust."