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Perfume Papi @heyhassan.com · 10h

an institution!

Perfume Papi @heyhassan.com · 10h

Honestly that’s what I hate about her. I think she takes her acting seriously and she’s solid in that dept.

The fact that she didn’t pick up a vocal coach until album 7 and we’re now all supposed to care that she’s trying is some bullshit.

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Perfume Papi @heyhassan.com · 10h

That lady has NINE studio albums and still sounds like that.

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Perfume Papi @heyhassan.com · 10h

But when that white man checked him on camera, he was all stutters and pleas. Weak ass, onion head bitch.

Joseph Kovacs @89kg-raw.bsky.social · 11h

Stephen A’s a bitch-ass through and through. Anyone that loves him can — in the meanest way — fuck all the way off.

Stephen A. Smith taking shots at Jasmine Crockett ain't just messy, it's weak. Dude is sitting on one of the biggest mics in America, and instead of using it to uplift, he's tearing down a Black woman who's out here putting in real work.

That ain't critique, that's betrayal. Jasmine Crockett ain't the problem. She's the kind of woman who walks into rooms full of snakes and makes the snakes flinch.

Menanwhile, Stephen showing us what happens when the paycheck gets louder than the principle. That's sucker shit straight up.

And trust me, fifty years from now, when folks study this era, Jasmine Crockett's name gonna be in the books next to the fighters, the truth-tellers, the ones who shook the system.

Stephen A.? History don't reward the ones who made noise... it reward the ones who made a difference.

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Perfume Papi @heyhassan.com · 10h

I just wanna know who listened to her catalog and was like “Yes. This is the woman we need for this musical adaptation”.

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Perfume Papi @heyhassan.com · 10h

I’m sorry, is this not child abuse?

Perfume Papi @heyhassan.com · 10h

An 8 show week on Broadway?

New Yorkers would eat her ALIVE.

We gave Nicole Seltzerwater the stink eye for six weeks until we were convinced and she sings the house down 🤣

Perfume Papi @heyhassan.com · 11h

SHE CANNOT SING.

What’s not clocking to you?

demotivational speaker. 💕 @heysita.bsky.social · 12h

‘Kiss of the Spider Woman’ earned $840,000 in its opening weekend.

The film had a $34 million dollar budget.

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Perfume Papi @heyhassan.com · 11h

Jennifer reheating Chita Rivera’s Broadway nachos.

Perfume Papi @heyhassan.com · 12h

Lmaooo no!

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Perfume Papi @heyhassan.com · 12h

Ran into my favorite flight attendant today.

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Perfume Papi @heyhassan.com · 15h

I’m sure.

Not a musician but doing launches on significant days also makes you more accountable for the deadlines.

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Perfume Papi @heyhassan.com · 15h

Me calling the HOA

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Perfume Papi @heyhassan.com · 18h

I wonder if Stevie knows he’s killed his credibility with her being his flagship client, so he’s gaslighting us.

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Perfume Papi @heyhassan.com · 21h

Karen Agnifillo is THAT girl okay!?

ShantyMinister @shantyminister.bsky.social · 1d

The PA & NY cases against #LUIGI ain’t going so great bc c*ps are stupid.

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Perfume Papi @heyhassan.com · 1d

How you like your eggs?

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Perfume Papi @heyhassan.com · 1d

This about to be the new Evil Kermit meme.

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🏳️‍🌈BUTCH QUEEN BASTIAN🏳️‍🌈 @bastianphoenix.bsky.social · 1d

Me, in my own head - whenever I see a person buying Candy Corn 😂

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Perfume Papi @heyhassan.com · 1d

They definitely had this at my daddy house 😭

Crown Prince of Stankonia @cpofstankonia.bsky.social · 1d

The #1 trusted comforter of the 90s 😂😂

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Perfume Papi @heyhassan.com · 1d

Men have a habit of performing around me when what I really want is to know the you in between the moments.

I think it’s because they see the standards I have for myself and think that applies to them too.

Meanwhile I’m trying to actively unlearn my shit. You’re good.

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Perfume Papi @heyhassan.com · 1d

My primary goal in my next intimate relationship is to give him the space he needs to be his complete self comfortably, even if that means my learning new ways to be.

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Perfume Papi @heyhassan.com · 1d

Starting to realize that I’ve broken my previous threshold for mental exhaustion and I’m having trouble recognizing it because I’m physically used to constant fatigue.

Perfume Papi @heyhassan.com · 1d

Same. I was in bed rolling my eyes at “Family Matters”. 15 minutes later…the world was on fire. 🤣

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Renegade Roo @renegadekangaroo.bsky.social · 6d

I just learned about the hyrax. An animal that looks like they're just done with everyone's bullshit

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Perfume Papi @heyhassan.com · 1d

Like, Qatar is getting a base in Idaho for a ride we still gotta pay to refurbish...wtf is Putang getting?

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