Last year I grew a catnip plant and it grew about 2 feet up. As soon as I started to like it, I gave the cats a shot at it. A couple minutes of not paying attention later it was a smoking crater;)

Saldré a almorzar y probablemente me quede dormido un poco después de eso. Estoy un poco aturdido. ¿Y tú, mi tamal caliente?

Carnegie Hotel, ma'am or as I like to call it, Carnegie Hall

I can't tell you how many times I've been playing a concert and had my temperature checked

People worried about a meteor hitting the Earth have no idea about the clear and present danger we present.

You just reached puberty, congrats! It was just in case someone needed to take my temperature totally for health reasons.

Everything in my house is now measured in cat 😑

We had fun that night.

Never! *makes plans to piss off Mindy*

I was ehhhh semi-ok on 20-40 mg but on 90-110? OMG. Spent a night terrorizing poor staff at a hospital and played piano in the waiting room with my ass sticking out of my so-called robe. I found the scrubs room and tried to get in on a few surgeries but for some reason they wouldn't let me ;).

I had to be on high-dose prednisone (another type I know) before and I was taking corners on two-wheels, getting into road-rage fights and noticed myself screaming into the rear-view mirror, so pretty easy-going drugs those steroids.

And speculum which makes me wonder what my internet provider actually does.

😂😂😂😂 .

All those things like 'cat-off' seems to have the paradoxical effect with mine. This is like getting rid of rats using that glow-in-the-dark greenish crap, and my rats got addicted to it and love that stuff, but they're starting to glow in the dark which is kind of cool.

That's valid. I have a cable box (small like 2 foot) out in front and honeybees love the thing, which is fine with me, but I've never once let Spectrum go near it because they want to kill everything that touches their boxes. But these are honeybees and I like them much more than Spectrum ;)

😀

It's great that there's no side-effects.

And it hasn't hurt your backyard pollination at all

My cat is in a standoff with a small square of it right now. I think the foil's winning.

40 weeks? That shit is biblical. If they start giving you measurements in cubits, run!

Can’t today, my body is outgrowing its outer skin

*crawls out from beneath your sink* why didn’t you like that one post?