Stuart Heritage
@heritage.bsky.social
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I write books for children and bald men
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This is such brilliant news
This entire thing feels like it was churned out by chatgpt
Meet today’s breakout class: Maya Hawke, daughter of Uma Thurman and Ethan Hawke. Jack Quaid, son of Meg Ryan and Dennis Quaid. Zoë Kravitz, child of Lisa Bonet and Lenny Kravitz. John David Washington, Margaret Qualley, Dakota Johnson, Maude Apatow. Even Destry Spielberg is directing now.
Nepo: The Next Generation
Meet today’s breakout class: Maya Hawke, daughter of Uma Thurman and Ethan Hawke. Jack Quaid, son of Meg Ryan and Dennis Quaid. Zoë Kravitz, child of Lisa Bonet and Lenny Kravitz. John David Washington, Margaret Qualley, Dakota Johnson, Maude Apatow. Even Destry Spielberg is directing now.
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If you feel good about it, it's the best thing ever. I could never go back. What an amazing message to receive!
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In today's Guardian (not online yet) I drew a section cover and column illos for a great piece by @heritage.bsky.social about parents' WhatsApp groups. It was one of those jobs where I got *way* too into details/narrative design, trying to make single illustrations read across page like a comic.
Honestly, the squeal I did when I realised you were going to illustrate it
So many horror stories
ARE YOU A CHILD? If the answer is yes, then my new book The O.D.D Squad: Captain Bad Vs Captain Worse is out today and you should buy it. Also, if the answer is yes then get off social media you maniac. This place will destroy your brain www.waterstones.com/book/the-o-d...
Netflix just deleted Call My Agent while I was in the middle of a rewatch. This is war.
Guy really wants a cake, huh
Tom Cruise reportedly declined the 2025 Kennedy Center Honors from Donald Trump due to "scheduling conflicts"→ cons.lv/2ZfNEF
Anyone want a hastily written Christmas cash-in parody book called The Bullshit Path?
I can't wait to read this
Now for the part of Conclave that weirded your dad out
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“If you really want to honor the spirit of the original, you could just take the name without paying for it.” @heritage.bsky.social
Fyre Festival, Billy McFarland’s Cursed Music Festival, Is Now For Sale
But who on earth will buy it?
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The sound effect that accompanies Jesse Eisenberg's eyebrows 46 seconds into this trailer is the most unintentionally funny thing I have seen for many years youtu.be/-E3lMRx7HRQ?...
Now You See Me: Now You Don’t (2025) Official Trailer
YouTube video by Lionsgate Movies
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This is a good litmus test to discover who has actually watched Conclave
Couldn't agree more. It really simplifies everything
Oh this is nice
We are thrilled to be announcing the wonderful Longlist for the 2025 #AlligatorsAward, in partnership with The Bright Agency and Gardners. Heartiest of congratulations to all the authors, illustrators, and publishers!

More info: thealligatorsmouth.co.uk/award
Quote from Conan O'Brien in the press release about him returning for next year's Oscars:

“The only reason I’m hosting the Oscars next year is that I want to hear Adrien Brody finish his speech."
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“You are busy, life is short, and you don’t want your final thought on earth to be one of regret that you once spent several hours watching Meghan Markle make a daisy chain.” @heritage.bsky.social
Meghan Markle's "With Love, Meghan": A Cheeky Synopsis of Each Episode
Of all the problems plaguing the new Netflix series, the Duchess of Sussex’s fixation on jam is only the beginning
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Quite the difference in body language to yesterday's Oval Office meeting.