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Wizard Man @hereporn.bsky.social · 14h

Then I see no problem

Five second rule is sacred.

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Wizard Man @hereporn.bsky.social · 15h

Was it on the floor past five seconds

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Wizard Man @hereporn.bsky.social · 5d

After giving it a check, Yes and no

it’s more specifically that you make a copy of the tape and then SHOW it to someone else, it’s like chain email rules

You could hypothetically copy the ring clip onto a hitclip, but you would still have to show that hitclip to someone before the 7 day time limit

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Wizard Man @hereporn.bsky.social · 5d

“Oooooo spooky” ghost video style, upload it to YouTube or the closest equivalent, and end up subjecting the tens to hundreds who end up getting that video on their feed to the curse, hundreds to thousands if it got popular

(Keep in mind: never watched the ring movies)

Wizard Man @hereporn.bsky.social · 5d

iirc canonically, it’s less the tape itself that’s cursed, and moreso the footage that the tape contains, it’s like SCP 096, once you see it, you’re just kinda fucked

I don’t think she would need to convert it, I think some dumbass would like, take a video of it +

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Wizard Man @hereporn.bsky.social · 6d

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Wizard Man @hereporn.bsky.social · 6d

Have fun, unless you’re coming back from it, in which case, hope you had fun

Wizard Man @hereporn.bsky.social · 11d

PlayStation 2. I’ve never played any of the more story heavy valve games and ergo don’t have the attachment to them a lotta folks have and I’ve always been more of a waffle person

even beyond the game roster, the PlayStation 2 NEEDS to exist for “PS3 Had No Games” to exist

Wizard Man @hereporn.bsky.social · 13d

Monkey’s Paw: as soon as you go back to normal, it slowly shifts to become a blue storm over the course of 5 years to replace it, and remains that way for the next 200 years

So begins the Blue Dot Era

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Wizard Man @hereporn.bsky.social · 17d

I feel like while an eviler life would be easier, it would also just be a lot more lonely, at best surrounded by people just as evil as you with no real care

I feel like that would just, be worse

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Mako Ray @makorays.bsky.social · 18d

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Wizard Man @hereporn.bsky.social · 19d

I think that falls more under zombification

Wizard Man @hereporn.bsky.social · 20d

A while back ago my folks, trying to help teach me about car maintenance for when/if I get one, tried teaching me how to wash a tire with a plastic bag and tire cleaner once, and man

Something about wet slightly rubbery plastic bag

Wizard Man @hereporn.bsky.social · 22d

I don’t even get to be meowth

I have to be their shitty evo

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Wizard Man @hereporn.bsky.social · 22d

Even regarding my sort of, fall off/apathy for most forms of vore outside of one or two, I’d be lying if I said the schlunking wasn’t kinda hot

That should be me in there tbh, I could handle it

Wizard Man @hereporn.bsky.social · 22d

I caused the fourth one :3

Wizard Man @hereporn.bsky.social · Oct 2

I think bluesky should add images to dms so that I can finally wrap up my 8 month old bit

Wizard Man @hereporn.bsky.social · Oct 2

Yeah

I like banter, what about it >:p

Wizard Man @hereporn.bsky.social · Oct 2

I think you could take most of the fighting type’s first evos, but second evos you would struggle and third evos/potential megas you might get sauced against, except for one

You probably could take down the entire scraggy evo line, like easily.

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Wizard Man @hereporn.bsky.social · Oct 2

Any first stage fighting type pokemon

Unlike the other types, which might fuck up your body hard, fighting type pokemon are JUST pokemon really good at fighting with hands, which means it would be a pretty fair one v one, and would put that black belt to use

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Wizard Man @hereporn.bsky.social · Oct 1

Play random spooky itch.Io horror games, with maybe a little bit of Alan wake 2 in there now that mako’s done with control

Wizard Man @hereporn.bsky.social · Oct 1

Saves and then reunites his son and wife.

Theres tragic parts, but I wouldn’t really categorize epic as a tragedy, at least from my listening of it

Wizard Man @hereporn.bsky.social · Oct 1

I feel like epic is more a bittersweet epic (ha) then a tragedy

Tragic EVENTS happen all across the musical, but the final saga ends pretty decently happily? Odysseus beats a literal god/a solid like 60% of the reason why his journey has been so shit, gets back home to ithaca

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Wizard Man @hereporn.bsky.social · Oct 1

You looked away and they got em

Wizard Man @hereporn.bsky.social · Sep 24

As a “as a treat” thing or as a “if you have no other choice, do it, otherwise, do not do it” thing like shoplifting

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