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Nichol
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It’s always my go-to thought after the most minor of inconveniences but I’m yet to get around to it
All the vintage singers have the thread cutters but I hate them!
I was that annoyed I eventually went and got my snips from the loom in the summerhouse. They have a lanyard to hang around my neck (so I can lean forward and stab myself in the tummy)
The question isn’t ’why do you have a 110V 1953 singer 301?’ it’s ‘what’s your game plan when you sew through your finger?’
Well I wouldn’t have to answer everything FOR you if YOU just tried to make a bit of an effort yourself, would I?
HAVENT HAD ANY COMPLAINTS
Fucking right handed sewing machines are fucking stupid. When I put my scissors down the sewing ends up on top of them cos they’re both on the left. I have spent about forty minutes looking for my scissors this morning.
just lick your lips at him
oh how daring of you, here i was thinking you were the eye of the storm in WB
surely you know enough homosexuals to force it on
it lasts well enough into the new year that it gets used. We also get invited to an orphan's xmas on the evening of xmas day, so i force feed it to homosexuals there.
the longer i live in this country the more i feel like an alien, i simply cannot imagine queueing for a chain restaurant opening
i have previously done four, but that was back in NZ where people offered to buy them off me
i also make two steamed puddings, and i give one away because as much as i love things where you GRATE BUTTER into it, i also did just get accepted into a research pilot on UP where they needed people with a BMI over 26, so maybe i should go for a jog instead
two, because if you make one you may as well make two
it's not judgmental it's objective and right
oooooh it's nearly time to make my chrissy cakes
Lol, the Ramsar Convention on Wetlands was signed in 1971 and the plurality of sites are in the UK. Thank god the FT is here to be a thought leader though!
ooh i wonder if tomorrow it will be fleetwood mac - the chain
YEAH and weekends are the soulless creation of COMMUNISTS, we should just work the WHOLE time
AND remembered, don’t forget