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‧₊ ˚ ⊹ "ᴀʟʟ ɪ ᴡᴀꜱ ᴛʀʏɪɴɢ ᴛᴏ ᴅᴏ ᴡᴀꜱ ʀɪꜱᴇ ᴀʙᴏᴠᴇ ᴛʜɪꜱ ꜱᴛᴜᴘɪᴅ ꜰᴜᴄᴋɪɴɢ ᴘʟᴀᴄᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ᴀʟʟ ꜰᴏʀᴄᴇᴅ ᴜꜱ ɪɴᴛᴏ!" . ₊ ⊹ .₊
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‧₊ ˚ ⊹ "ʏᴏᴜ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴀ ɢᴏᴏᴏᴅ ʜᴇᴀʀᴛ, ʜᴏɴᴇʏ. ᴊᴜꜱᴛ ᴀ ꜰᴜᴢᴢʏ ʜᴇᴀᴅ!" . ₊ ⊹ .₊
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helluvahotline.bsky.social
/ I will always be here to encourage / support self shipping :>
helluvahotline.bsky.social
// on my rewatch still... The SINSMAS HB EPISODE CRUSHED ME
helluvahotline.bsky.social
[there's a faint shuffling sound] WHAT? [Small bang] WHO THE FUCKS THERE?

[The door suddenly yanks open] WHATTYA WANT-

[Pause]

Wait... hold the fuck up. [He eyes Angel up and down, looking confused before suddenly laughing quietly] oooohhshit... Aren’t you that spider guy from the vids??..
helluvahotline.bsky.social
/I mean like it's A LOT OF information I mean
Some of it I still don't understand
If you ever make your own trolls lmk because I do that a lot, I draw trolls a lot
helluvahotline.bsky.social
/ mmm I'm on act six of my reread, good luck
helluvahotline.bsky.social
/ lol
I come from Homestuck
I have an art acc and a kk account
How caught up are you? I don't wanna spoil anything
helluvahotline.bsky.social
ᴛʜɪꜱ ɪꜱ ᴍᴇ ɢɪᴠɪɴɢ ᴘᴇʀᴍɪꜱꜱɪᴏɴ ᴛᴏ ᴛᴀɢ ᴀɴᴅ ɪɴᴛᴇʀᴀᴄᴛ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴍʏ ᴍᴜꜱᴇ

* ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ʙᴇ ᴡᴇɪʀᴅ / ᴏᴠᴇʀʟʏ ʟᴇᴡᴅ
*ʏᴜᴍᴇ ꜱᴇʟᴇᴄᴛɪᴠᴇ
*ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ʀᴜꜱʜ ᴍᴇ ꜰᴏʀ ʀᴇᴘʟɪᴇꜱ, ʙᴜᴍᴘꜱ ᴀʀᴇ ꜰɪɴᴇ ʙᴜᴛ ɪ ᴡᴏʀᴋ ᴀ ʟᴏᴛ ᴀɴᴅ ɪ'ᴍ ᴛɪʀᴇᴅ.
helluvahotline.bsky.social
[EATS IT]
impputonhold.bsky.social
She shrugs and throws another Kraft Single at him.
helluvahotline.bsky.social
...yes? Do it again
Papa needs his dairy based violence /silly
helluvahotline.bsky.social
[his expression faulters as he reflects and he just sighs before muttering quietly trying to put on his usual sass/bite persona] yeah well, you too.

I'm not good at this stuff though, staying like this. Just know that.

I'm in uncharted territory and that scares the shit out of me.
guidanceofthestars.bsky.social
~Chirp at the thought.

"But you didn't, that means a rather great deal to me, you know."
helluvahotline.bsky.social
NOT- NOT YOu-

FUCK, some random guy has me out here screaming like a lunatic.
bunnyxxorchid.bsky.social
“…..I never said you weren’t Mr Blitz…”

Her ears are now ringing…
helluvahotline.bsky.social
No because WHY IS THIS SO CUTE I LOVE YOUR ART SM
helluvahotline.bsky.social
[incoherent mumbling] nnnnawt now..... Daddy needs his sleepsies....nnn...
helluvahotline.bsky.social
> keeps waking up and passing tf back out
helluvahotline.bsky.social
/// rest, sleeeeeeeeep.... I've already slept in so far but I'm Gunna keep sleeping in, I'm ded
helluvahotline.bsky.social
// the entire show has a whole bunch of flawed characters
helluvahotline.bsky.social
//This is not me condoning or excusing the coercion/ trauma bonding btw pls don't get it twisted
helluvahotline.bsky.social
/// yeah it wouldn't let me open for a couple minutes
helluvahotline.bsky.social
[shouting after him] NO, ALL I DID WAS KEEP AN EYE ON MY KID, AND I'M STILL WATCHING YOU, PUNK!!

YOU DON'T WANNA MESS WITH ME EITHER!!!
bluedreamrp.bsky.social
Oh you started this the other day~

I'm just ending it in my own terms.

-He can be feral all he wants, the bug doesn't hesitate to sass back.-

And i reckon that'll let ya know not to mess with me~

-Pirouette and out like a boss~-
helluvahotline.bsky.social
BUDDY, THE KETTLE IS CALLING THE POT BLACK

you're telling me to stay IN MY OWN LANE when you stick your nose into me and my daughter's conversation? Are you TRYING to start a fight?? You ain't fuckin slick.

[Blitz is low-key feral rn]
helluvahotline.bsky.social
BUDDY, THE KETTLE IS CALLING THE POT BLACK

you're telling me to stay IN MY OWN LANE when you stick your nose into me and my daughter's conversation? Are you TRYING to start a fight?? You ain't fuckin slick.

[Blitz is low-key feral rn]
bluedreamrp.bsky.social
Not so funny when you're told what to do huh?~

-The bug of course offered his own sass to it, the imp had come to tell him how to do things and now he was getting the same treatment.-

Tell you what, you stay in your lane, i stay in mine, fair enough?~

Or we can roast eachother over and over.
helluvahotline.bsky.social
Don’t tell me how to parent, pal.

That's actually pretty sus of you to butt into my family business like this. [He's squinting up at him]

maybe let me handle my own homicidal receptionist, yeah? [Tail lashing]
helluvahotline.bsky.social
Don’t tell me how to parent, pal.

That's actually pretty sus of you to butt into my family business like this. [He's squinting up at him]

maybe let me handle my own homicidal receptionist, yeah? [Tail lashing]
bluedreamrp.bsky.social
...Polite disagreement.

Her actually stating such a promise goes to show that customers oughta have a minimum of decorum in how they adress her.

She's, if anything, defending herself...
helluvahotline.bsky.social
Loony, sweetie. Please tell me you didn’t threaten to rip a client’s spine out through their mouth again- that's BAD FOR BUSINESS
helluvahotline.bsky.social
Loony, sweetie. Please tell me you didn’t threaten to rip a client’s spine out through their mouth again- that's BAD FOR BUSINESS