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Helen Rose Thwaite

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🎤Singer 🖖Nerd 🧠ADHD ❤️Bi 🥬Green ♀️She/Her 🌐 https://cosmicallydysfunctional.blogspot.com 🧶 https://ko-fi.com/twocrowscrochet

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Helen Rose Thwaite @helenrosethwaite.bsky.social · 10d

I know that Halloween isn't over, but NOW is the time to commission a bespoke crocheted blanket for #Christmas

Commissions are open until 20th November to give me time to create something gorgeous for you or a loved one.

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Commissions Open! Click to see Two Crows Crochet's commission menu.

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Helen Rose Thwaite @helenrosethwaite.bsky.social · 6h

Appearances should never be part of any discussion, whether it be comments on teeth, digs at style, or nastiness like fatphobia.

And if I'd not joined yet, you calling the Mail a shitrag would have done it. 😂

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Helen Rose Thwaite @helenrosethwaite.bsky.social · 7h

First animated crush without saying your age.

Helen Rose Thwaite @helenrosethwaite.bsky.social · 7h

*climbs aboard*

Helen Rose Thwaite @helenrosethwaite.bsky.social · 10h

You really don't. The men are not okay.

Helen Rose Thwaite @helenrosethwaite.bsky.social · 14h

He just said crap on live, so we're even.

Helen Rose Thwaite @helenrosethwaite.bsky.social · 14h

I was 40 something when I had a name for what I am (bisexual) and some people have known since then.

I'm 52 now, and not so much being louder than that I don't give a damn about other people's opinion of me.

🏳️‍⚧️ Alexandra Merideth Erin [she/her] @alexandraerin.com · 16h

Queer Bluesky: how old were you when you came out and how old are you now?

Around 18 when I came out, 45 now.

Fallon | find me on disabled.social instead of this nazi bar @fallonturing.bsky.social · 16h

Queer Bluesky: how old were you when you came out and how old are you now?

12 when I realized I was bi and like, idk, 23 when I realized I was nonbinary? 33 now

Helen Rose Thwaite @helenrosethwaite.bsky.social · 14h

That can't be right, Chaz. Women don't like sci-fi... 🙄😂

Helen Rose Thwaite @helenrosethwaite.bsky.social · 17h

Rude! 🫣😅

Helen Rose Thwaite @helenrosethwaite.bsky.social · 18h

I guess that's a dollar in the swear jar. S'okay; the exchange rate makes it about 75p. 😂

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Helen Rose Thwaite @helenrosethwaite.bsky.social · 18h

In a weird coincidink, "Slash Roll" is the name of my heavy metal band. 😁

(Seriously, back this if you haven't already. Help kids! Fight cancer! Get cool shit!)

pablove.org/roll

Todd Stashwick @realtoddstashwick.bsky.social · 20h

Last day to get in on the donation, sweepstakes, to win a chance to play Dungeons & Dragons at our virtual table with a bunch of Star Trek luminaries! Help fight childhood cancer! Go to www.pablove.org/roll #dungeonsanddragons #startrek

Helen Rose Thwaite @helenrosethwaite.bsky.social · 18h

I can't imagine anything *preventing* the Second Coming more.

Helen Rose Thwaite @helenrosethwaite.bsky.social · 21h

I've read the CEO's quote over and over and still can't make it make sense.

Helen Rose Thwaite @helenrosethwaite.bsky.social · 22h

Well, no! But a fair amount of people have asked. 🤷‍♀️

Helen Rose Thwaite @helenrosethwaite.bsky.social · 23h

Terribly impressed that Todd pronounced my surname correctly. There are English people who cannot. Worse, *north-western* people who can't.

"Thwaite" comes from the Old Norse thveit and means "clearing" or "meadow".

My favourite fact is that the element in Orkney and Shetland appears as "Twatt." 😂

Helen Rose Thwaite @helenrosethwaite.bsky.social · 1d

I'm just a girl, sitting on a sofa, getting a shout out from a Hollywood actor on his Instagram live. 😁

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Helen Rose Thwaite @helenrosethwaite.bsky.social · 1d

I *have* a project bag. But then I "tidy up" and shove things into other totes/plastic bags and dump them upstairs. That's not even tidying, really. It's certainly not organisational.

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Helen Rose Thwaite @helenrosethwaite.bsky.social · 1d

#ADHD #crafters - do we think this would work? www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B08618XK4X/

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Helen Rose Thwaite @helenrosethwaite.bsky.social · 1d

Oh, I made it worse. I found the pack of eyes that I "lost" last time and ended up buying another one of.

So I have two packs of eyes.

No backs.

FML.

Helen Rose Thwaite @helenrosethwaite.bsky.social · 1d

This is the best thing I've ever read in 52 years.

Vagina Museum @vaginamuseum.bsky.social · 1d

It's the Fesshole/Vagina Museum crossover event you've all been waiting for. Tons of you tagged us into this across all of our socials, asking for a fact-check. The consensus of the reply guys is that it Didn't Happen. However, this is in fact very possible. Here's why...

Fesshole screenshot: I may have nearly knocked out my gynecologist by shooting a speculum at his head. It wasn't my fault. He made me laugh, my muscles contracted, and suddenly my twat was a cannon.

Helen Rose Thwaite @helenrosethwaite.bsky.social · 1d

Being ADHD, I'm messy and it annoys me generally, but I've pissed myself off by mislaying my bag of toy eye backs.

I want to make bees, gorramit!!!

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Helen Rose Thwaite @helenrosethwaite.bsky.social · 1d

I fucking love Emma Thompson!!!

Matthew Noe @noethematt.bsky.social · 1d

"I DON'T NEED YOU TO FUCKING REWRITE WHAT I'VE JUST WRITTEN!"

Helen Rose Thwaite @helenrosethwaite.bsky.social · 1d

Goodness, another one gone! The lovely Prunella Scales has joined Timothy, rest their souls. 💔

Helen Rose Thwaite @helenrosethwaite.bsky.social · 1d

I have the most puntastic character name locked and loaded, on the off-chance I get to the table. 😁

Helen Rose Thwaite @helenrosethwaite.bsky.social · 1d

Congrats! 🥳

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Helen Rose Thwaite @helenrosethwaite.bsky.social · 1d

Me, continuing to natter on my other account while Todd likes and reposts an earlier post. 😅

a little girl is walking down a sidewalk wearing a teddy bear coat and pink boots .

Alt: a little girl is walking down a sidewalk wearing a teddy bear coat and pink boots .

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