Heck Porter’s TRUE Holy War
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heckthewakeful.bsky.social
The way “well, knowing what you know now, will you make different choices going forward” causes people to blue screen and become belligerent is fascinating.

The guilty conscience is a magnificent thing to behold.
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irepresentsinners.bsky.social
MVP at her book tour stop in Durham, NC today!

“Unless you are Native American, or your ancestors were kidnapped and stolen and brought to this country for stolen labor, your people are immigrants — your people are immigrants!”

CLOCK IT @kamalaharris.com!! 👏🏼
heckthewakeful.bsky.social
I’m the only thing standing between normal people and conspiracy weirdo nonsense breaking containment
heckthewakeful.bsky.social
if dogs could speak human language, all they’d really say was “my tummy hurt!”
heckthewakeful.bsky.social
I can’t believe that dude platforming medbeds was only a few weeks ago

Normies should never have had to find out about medbeds
heckthewakeful.bsky.social
“I’m looking for LGBTQ+ affirming roommates, my only stipulation is that you be nonbinary or fem. Please no masc people!”

Good god…Roommate search is going swimmingly so far.
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democrats.org
Americans can’t afford groceries.
factpostnews.bsky.social
Unearthed invitation shows Trump will host a lavish $1 million per person fundraiser at Mar-a-Lago this Friday.

This will take place on the 17th day of his government shutdown.
heckthewakeful.bsky.social
Convinced people actually think “gender affirming misogyny/man-hating” is real.

I promise you getting catcalled by randos on the street at night or being told you as a trans guy have no problems that matter because you’re an evil man are NOT affirming to anyone.

Stop beating dumb jokes to death.
heckthewakeful.bsky.social
I don’t necessarily think every owner with an e collar is a lunatic animal abuser, in fact, I know they aren’t, but you have to see your dog shiver and cower after a “correction”, comfort it, and wonder if it’s worth it, right?

I blame trainers who use, sell them, and placate owners about them.
heckthewakeful.bsky.social
One of my clients shocked her dog to correct his pulling and I don’t know if she intended it to hurt him that much, but he SCREAMED and started shaking. This is a huge dog too, a pyr mix. I think she was embarrassed by the whole thing. These collars suck, don’t work, and are too normalized.
heckthewakeful.bsky.social
Th amount of hand holding people in the comments need is astounding. A bunch of blue collar types going “but what about meee” when the video has a caveat for “actually dirty” and also is clearly talking more so about regular walking around jeans everyone wears. Good lord

youtube.com/shorts/PAAVH...
Jean & Denim Care Guide - Tips From A Dry Cleaner #laundry
YouTube video by Jeeves NY
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laurenashley087.bsky.social
White people need to talk to other white people. It is entirely up to the whites to move the needle on their end.

Let me be clear: racism and antisemitism are rampant on *both* sides of the aisle.

Your twentysomething niece has fallen for the okie doke just as easily as your Boomer uncle.
heckthewakeful.bsky.social
Oh trust me, I know. It’s so kooky and unbecoming of what’s allegedly such a perfect fucking society compared to the US.
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nemoblue.bsky.social
like, the average European health regulator look a lot more like your hometown's local mom's health group on Facebook than it does a US federal or state health regulatory agency, and I am not being facetious in the slightest.
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ncgovernor.bsky.social
North Carolina National Guard members are essential to keeping our state and our country safe. Today 841 NC National Guardsmen did not receive their scheduled paychecks and must continue work without pay through the federal government shutdown. That’s unacceptable.
heckthewakeful.bsky.social
The average ignorant comment from dumb dumb Europeans about refrigerated eggs and other aspects of US food systems without understanding we transport food across the country is one of many examples of how woow-woo they are.
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pierceah66.bsky.social
What the hell did y’all expect to happen with all the racism against Haitians during the campaign, the Muslim bans, his TPS repeal attempts, the family separations last time, & basically everything remotely relevant to immigration or ICE currently?
nytimes.com
The Trump administration is considering a radical overhaul of the U.S. refugee system that would slash the program and give preference to English speakers, white South Africans and Europeans who oppose migration. nyti.ms/4qjRk8b
Donald Trump wears a blue jacket and red tie. A headline reads: "Trump Considers Overhaul Of Refugee System That Would Favor White People." Photo credit: Doug Mills/ The New York Times.
heckthewakeful.bsky.social
People are saying they’re tired of being held hostage by the most spiteful people in the country and that, since we’re getting all fucked anyway, they’re glad the consequences are being spread equitably. That you think everyone is saying red state liberals and kids suffering is good is maladjusted.
heckthewakeful.bsky.social
Also, even if they were…It’s not like them caring or not caring is going to make the inevitable fall out better or worse. Grow up.

People know farms will be bought by corporations. Whose fucking fall is that, though? The people who voted for the politicians whose plan this was.
heckthewakeful.bsky.social
I’m so tired of dipshits pulling “hitting a guy w/ glasses” whenever someone has the audacity to say they aren’t shedding extra tears for people who voted to fuck EVERYONE.

My fellow normal Southerners, you need to learn “if it doesn’t apply, let it fly”. They’re not talking about you.
heckthewakeful.bsky.social
The majority of farm owners should be more careful and intentional about their politics if the fact that “they” feed the country matters that much to them.

For most of them, it doesn’t and merely serves as a “you can‘t hit me” card whenever they’re MILDLY criticized for fucking anything.
heckthewakeful.bsky.social
Sorry, but some people are going to be happy if Black people are overwhelmingly disenfranchised. Too many people on all sides of the political spectrum resent and seethe at how we as a demographic move politically and a lot of idiots in their feelings over us voting for Harris will not care at all.
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seed-corn-thoughts.bsky.social
Referring to Eastern Europe as "conquered Soviet lands" and deliberately equivocating between the Soviet Empire and my people really gives the game away.
cooperlund.online
This is the dumbest fucking take on history that I have ever seen, and I've seen a lot!