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Heavy D is HAUNTED 👻👻👻 @heavydishongry.bsky.social · 11h

Exactly, it was the perfect time to get it while he was distracted

Heavy D is HAUNTED 👻👻👻 @heavydishongry.bsky.social · 11h

It's my RIGHTFUL FUTURE INHERITANCE

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Heavy D is HAUNTED 👻👻👻 @heavydishongry.bsky.social · 21h

Can't believe @terselyverbose.bsky.social narced on me as I was in the middle of lifting a wallet tonight, just full on screaming DON'T STEAL HIS WALLET like she thinks she's a cop

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Heavy D is HAUNTED 👻👻👻 @heavydishongry.bsky.social · 1d

Since I'm updating a group chat with my findings you could say this experiment is peer reviewed

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Heavy D is HAUNTED 👻👻👻 @heavydishongry.bsky.social · 1d

Going to poorly Photoshop my butt a Nobel Beet Prize

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Heavy D is HAUNTED 👻👻👻 @heavydishongry.bsky.social · 1d

I wish college aged me could see middle aged me doing a systematic experiment to see what quantity of which kinds of beets I can eat before seeing dRaMaTic side effects

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Heavy D is HAUNTED 👻👻👻 @heavydishongry.bsky.social · 2d

Is she thinking about other men or is she just playing Pocket Planes?

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Wandering Hoo @wanderlib.bsky.social · 2d

Sorry, what?

HOW DID I NOT KNOW ABOUT THIS.

Food Network’s Guy Fieri Officiates 101 Gay Weddings in Miami

A grand wedding ceremony for same-sex couples took place at the James Royal Palm Hotel this past weekend.

www.hollywoodreporter.com

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Heavy D is HAUNTED 👻👻👻 @heavydishongry.bsky.social · 2d

One way to know you're watching a B movie is that everyone is in full makeup and hair at all times even when it doesn't make sense in the scenes

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The thread o’ tweets @threadotweets.bsky.social · Nov 25

@reniadeb
in england, they don't say i'll kick
your ass, they say i'll see you on the

(photo of a sign)

Public Footpath
to Butt Lane

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Heavy D is HAUNTED 👻👻👻 @heavydishongry.bsky.social · 2d

How did I not see any of your posts during the live watch? Bluesky shenanigans!

Heavy D is HAUNTED 👻👻👻 @heavydishongry.bsky.social · 2d

Is this a Sally Rooney story

Michael Hobbes @michaelhobbes.bsky.social · 2d

this is so brutal lol

being gay sucks.

YouTube video by that zack

youtu.be

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Sesame Squirrel @sesamesquirrel.bsky.social · 3d

Much belated reminder to the #TVMysteries peeps 🤦🏻‍♀️ who have 3️⃣5️⃣ minutes to get their tushies over to Mastodon for VERA, episode 3 of series 12

💀 All welcome.

Free link 🔗 or Britbox.

@manwithpez.bsky.social @lilymarswrites.bsky.social @aliencg.com @heavydishongry.bsky.social @frommsb.bsky.social

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Heavy D is HAUNTED 👻👻👻 @heavydishongry.bsky.social · 3d

At least the lead in my blood is more sustainable than the microplastics

paris martineau @paris.nyc · 3d

my latest investigation for @consumerreports.org is based on months of reporting and 60+ lab tests of leading protein supplements

we found that most protein powders and shakes have more lead in one serving than our experts say is safe to have in a day (🧵)

www.consumerreports.org/lead/protein...

Protein Powders and Shakes Contain High Levels of Lead - Consumer Reports

CR tests of 23 popular protein powders and shakes found that most contain high levels of lead.

www.consumerreports.org

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laura olin @lauraolin.bsky.social · 3d

The “Oops, protein powder is full of lead” thing would explain so much.

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Heavy D is HAUNTED 👻👻👻 @heavydishongry.bsky.social · 3d

I love a sweet hound puppy face

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Heavy D is HAUNTED 👻👻👻 @heavydishongry.bsky.social · 3d

Ok but we gotta hear it now, if you're scared the DMs are open for this hot take

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Heavy D is HAUNTED 👻👻👻 @heavydishongry.bsky.social · 3d

Is gravy considered a hot drink

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Heavy D is HAUNTED 👻👻👻 @heavydishongry.bsky.social · 3d

Graphic design is my passion

An ad for a can of salmon dog food. The can is absolutely covered with words in mixed fonts that were clipped in separately making it almost impossible to read

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Heavy D is HAUNTED 👻👻👻 @heavydishongry.bsky.social · 3d

Jane should have told Rochester to fuck off

Rachel Feder @rachelfeder.bsky.social · 4d

Tell me your most unhinged literary opinion, as a little treat

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Heavy D is HAUNTED 👻👻👻 @heavydishongry.bsky.social · 4d

Seasonal depression? Angst? General despair? Have you tried falling asleep on the couch about it? You surely won't regret falling asleep on the couch

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Heavy D is HAUNTED 👻👻👻 @heavydishongry.bsky.social · 5d

There is one perfect food and it's stuffed grape leaves, I will not be taking questions at this time

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Alex Blechman @alexblechman.bsky.social · Sep 3

The Coca-Cola Freestyle machine is an echo chamber. Good luck finding nuanced debates about hot button issues on that touch screen. It’s just soda names and flavored syrups

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Heavy D is HAUNTED 👻👻👻 @heavydishongry.bsky.social · 5d

I can't forgive him for the bird

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Heavy D is HAUNTED 👻👻👻 @heavydishongry.bsky.social · 5d

Incredible

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