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Salish Sea Hag

@hcvt.bsky.social

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Okie-bred, fled to Vermont in 1998. This is usually the point in conversation when I share that the Pioneer Woman & I went to the same high school. Seeking books, yoga, funds for cancer research, pickleball, recipes, ghost stories, belly laughs & peace.

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Salish Sea Hag @hcvt.bsky.social · Apr 18

Years ago we told our son we used the theme song from Unsolved Mysteries as our wedding processional. I hope he still believes.

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Salish Sea Hag @hcvt.bsky.social · 5m

Jerry’s in his Class Action era, total snooze fest

Salish Sea Hag @hcvt.bsky.social · 32m

Holy SHIT

Salish Sea Hag @hcvt.bsky.social · 37m

What is tucked under its left arm? It looks like one of those sharp round blades villains use

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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 7h

Whether it's Democrats standing with the Capitol Police or the Republicans standing on them, both parties have a complicated relationship with the Capitol Police.

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Salish Sea Hag @hcvt.bsky.social · 1h

Thank you for hosting this call. I moved my parents to skilled nursing in 2024. They had to sell their home & spend down their assets in order to qualify for Medicaid. Is there a plan for assisting seniors if they get booted from Medicaid? Skilled nursing is $17,000/month.

Salish Sea Hag @hcvt.bsky.social · 4h

Trops! Liquid dinner

Columbia (Downtown) – Tropical Liquers

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Salish Sea Hag @hcvt.bsky.social · 4h

Look who’s putting on airs

Salish Sea Hag @hcvt.bsky.social · 12h

Assuming NOT the Maus series

Salish Sea Hag @hcvt.bsky.social · 13h

I was shocked to learn he is only 27. My bet was closer to 40.

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Salish Sea Hag @hcvt.bsky.social · 13h

What?!? He enjoys reading, collecting books, contributing to a long-running group chat which denigrates women and people of color, getting lost in the rain, collecting coins and shitting his britches every time his phone rings with journalists requesting a comment.

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Salish Sea Hag @hcvt.bsky.social · 23h

What the

Salish Sea Hag @hcvt.bsky.social · 23h

This is definitely going to reduce grocery prices (gaze to the heavens)

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Salish Sea Hag @hcvt.bsky.social · 23h

I’m suddenly allergic to my glasses (behind the ears) WTF

Salish Sea Hag @hcvt.bsky.social · 23h

wE fOuNd oUt

Salish Sea Hag @hcvt.bsky.social · 23h

Mmmm cannery floor croquettes just like GramGram used to make

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Salish Sea Hag @hcvt.bsky.social · 1d

YES BECAUSE IT’S PLAYING A BELL. Pull it together, man. I’m just trying to help.

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Salish Sea Hag @hcvt.bsky.social · 1d

Hahaha I love this for him (audience clapping)

Dr Phil faces 'total collapse' after MAGA alignment backfires massively: report

Dr. Phil McGraw's attempt to transition from daytime television personality to a politically aligned media mogul during Donald Trump's second presidential term has been marked by spectacular failure a...

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Salish Sea Hag @hcvt.bsky.social · 1d

**in my Snitch Era

Salish Sea Hag @hcvt.bsky.social · 1d

I hope you are blessed with the rare SINGLE MOUSE. With ZERO FAMILY TIES. An adult orphan who never found the right partner and now just lives with you. Consider pricing out wee sporty roadster convertibles before forging an alliance.

a cartoon mouse wearing a suit and tie

Alt: a cartoon mouse wearing a suit and tie

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Salish Sea Hag @hcvt.bsky.social · 1d

According to his VT legislative bio, Samuel Douglass works for Lamoille County Mental Health Services. They have turned off comments on Facebook posts but can be reached at (802) 888-6393

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Salish Sea Hag @hcvt.bsky.social · 1d

Reporters need to say “ok, we will find someone who knows” then turn off the cameras and exit the space.

Salish Sea Hag @hcvt.bsky.social · 2d

I read that as “pain meds” and that’s on me

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BAJA BLAST BLAINE @shrekromancer.gay · 2d

so do everyone's parents have a cursed tin box in the basement featuring what appears to be the Campbell's Soup Homunculus, or just mine

old ass tin box with a Campbell's Soup ad on it, featuring a bug-eyed, pig-nosed rendition of what is allegedly supposed to be a human girl. most of her face is near her chin, while her eyebrows are just below her hairline. idk how to describe her smile other than unsettling. this definitely regular human person is wearing a bow on her head and an apron, and is waving a bell at ye olde classic soup can (presumably as some sort of warning of imminent doom?)

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Salish Sea Hag @hcvt.bsky.social · 2d

dude be cool the homunculus can HEAR you

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Salish Sea Hag @hcvt.bsky.social · 2d

(Riley Gaines’ eyeballs start bulking up)