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Hayzemaker 🫘 @hayzemaker.bsky.social · 1d

I have to think of silly/nonsensical words re: story telling/epic battles if my Bard rolls poorly enough. I have a few options but then I had this mean thought to just “six-seven” into the mix. 😈

Hayzemaker 🫘 @hayzemaker.bsky.social · 1d

They can’t even fire off missiles over a freeway without having one detonate unexpectedly in mid-flight! We are fucked (more so each day)

Hayzemaker 🫘 @hayzemaker.bsky.social · 2d

Would kids/YA know what it means when a phone “rings off the hook”? I put that in work notes today and began to wonder.

Hayzemaker 🫘 @hayzemaker.bsky.social · 3d

#Maze in front of a Halloween decoration that faces outward.

Hayzemaker 🫘 @hayzemaker.bsky.social · 4d

Is this a new #scam? I have gotten two wrong number texts in the past month. Tell them they have the wrong number and then they say “You sound nice, come to my bbq! It’s always fun to make new friends” (first one after sending a text inviting a friend to her bbq.) 2nd one gave me name/age.

Hayzemaker 🫘 @hayzemaker.bsky.social · 4d

If he is following in the steps of Wakefield: separate the MMR vax, otherwise it causes Autism. Oh, lookie here, I have a measles vax everyone can now use! 🙄.

Hayzemaker 🫘 @hayzemaker.bsky.social · 5d

The Felon reversing that statement in 3….2…..

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Hayzemaker 🫘 @hayzemaker.bsky.social · 5d

Sleepy time #Maze and #Cheza. #Caturday

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Hayzemaker 🫘 @hayzemaker.bsky.social · 6d

If I had a dollar every time a person thinks I Crochet and not Knit, even though I have been doing it for 12 years and these are family members, I would have enough money to support my hand-dyed, Etsy yarn addiction.
#knitting #yarn #crochet #fiberarts

Hayzemaker 🫘 @hayzemaker.bsky.social · 6d

#Cheza has started sleeping more up by my tummy than down by my feet. Which I love, don’t get me wrong, but I wish I could grab her and keep her at my tummy as I roll over vs having her at my back when I flip sides.
#catsofbluesky #sleeping #cat

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Hayzemaker 🫘 @hayzemaker.bsky.social · 8d

Woah. Got a large deposit from my Social Security Disability. Anyone else?
#socialsecurity #SSD #disability

Hayzemaker 🫘 @hayzemaker.bsky.social · 8d

You would think that THE WHITE HOUSE would be considered a Historical Landmark where changes to the outside cannot be done without a shit ton of permits and approval. Just more proof that the Felon doesn’t give a shit about anything except for himself and what he wants.

Hayzemaker 🫘 @hayzemaker.bsky.social · 9d

I would love it, if, the second after she gets sworn in, someone hands her a pen, she turns around on one foot and immediately signs the Epstein Files release form. Then turns back to Johnson, and drops the pen like an epic mic drop and walks away, head held high.

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Hayzemaker 🫘 @hayzemaker.bsky.social · 10d

So the guys that were going to kidnap Gretchen Whitmer were on the Left?

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Hayzemaker 🫘 @hayzemaker.bsky.social · 10d

….was NOT an “RIP” thread. (Sorry)

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Hayzemaker 🫘 @hayzemaker.bsky.social · 11d

“Meet me Halfway” from Over the Top is excellent. I ❤️ Kenny Loggins and held my breath until I saw that this was an “RIP” trend.

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Hayzemaker 🫘 @hayzemaker.bsky.social · 12d

My personal slogan for the Jags for several years has been “Jaguars: we make your team look good.” Still won’t cheer for anyone else though.

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Hayzemaker 🫘 @hayzemaker.bsky.social · 12d

#juggling update. Still trying. was able to actually do 4 throws one time. haven’t done it again. Told my 24 yo how I am entering #DarkSouls lvl of determination & she asked if I had tried to parry yet. Her BF asked if I had felt the heart of the balls yet. I am getting better. Just slowly.

Hayzemaker 🫘 @hayzemaker.bsky.social · 12d

#Maze after bringing Valen into the living room. #catsofbluesky

White cat with one blue eye and one green eye sitting behind a dark pink Beanie Baby bear.

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Hayzemaker 🫘 @hayzemaker.bsky.social · 13d

One of these days I will get to a #NoKings march. It sucks not being able to drive 😡

Hayzemaker 🫘 @hayzemaker.bsky.social · 13d

#Cheza #Caturday

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Bethany Black @bethanyblack.bsky.social · 13d

Weird how time works isn’t it? In some US states a pregnant 11 year-old isn’t allowed an abortion because they need to deal with the “adult” consequences of getting pregnant, but 35 year-old neo-Nazis in the govt group chat are “boys” doing “things young boys do”

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Hayzemaker 🫘 @hayzemaker.bsky.social · 14d

#Cheza. #catsofbluesky

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Hayzemaker 🫘 @hayzemaker.bsky.social · 17d

My son was telling me about Wizard 101 on Friday. His exact words were “be glad I wanted Legos as a kid…”. 😆

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Hayzemaker 🫘 @hayzemaker.bsky.social · 18d

In mid April I started #DDPY wearing a snug 24 jeans. In Aug I finally caved and got a sz 22. Sept 24 I got a sz 20 and it fit. Today I got a size 18 and it is comfortable and not baggy like the 20 is now starting to feel. Very pleased.