Harvey Mutton
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Harvey Mutton
@harveymutton.bsky.social
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A no talent, useless failure with a Bluesky account.
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AH, I see. A lot was going on in that clip. I was taken aback at first, lmao. It was a minute long, after all.

I could see it being a gag then, yeah. She is like, a Ghostbusting Chihuahua.
I'd definitely put those two jokes into separate categories. She's just short.

Still wild af they slipped the legal joke in tho.
Spoiler for an upcoming drawing.

But going through references, I saw this and I absolutely love it. She just fucking short.
Shelby - Creature From The Lake.

Famous monster hunter extraordinaire.

Variations for people with discerning tastes.
Lore videos where people talk normally, treat the audience with a modicum of respect like they aren't fucking infants, and aren't trying to be spooky get me sopping wet.

If your lore videos make me laugh, I'll follow you into the depths of Hell.
My next year's resolution is to get good enough at drawing that I can actually buy myself lunch, lmao.

I'll be well into my 40's, so... I mean. Abject failure of a life, but at least I can die having eaten huevos rancheros from the lunch menu.
Sketches. For maybe upcoming things.

Claudia Wolf in the "Princess Heart Costume" and a Hex Maniac.
Breaks are for people in their 20's. I'm too old for breaks.
I may end up refunding my commissioners and going back into the dark. I'm not feeling this Halloween thing.
Lots of people make posting art online, not fun. There isn't any fun happening anywhere anymore.

It seems like fun is over. Everywhere I go, fun is over, and life is awful.

Suicide is a really fucking good option. Every day, there's nothing there. Just assholes and cunts being assholes and cunts.
Because it's not a finished drawing, ya fucking nerd.
Just as a note, my art is most popular on DA, so lots of my stuff is drawn with their archaic guidelines in mind.

Which is why I don't draw dicks in butts often and such.
311 FOLLOWERS, SO I CAN MAKE A FUCKING 311 REFERENCE.

That's literally it. I just think 311 is funny, lmao. Don't even ask why.
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I need to cobble enough commissions together to buy a shotgun and kill myself, lmao.

What a wasted life.
I woke at 5 am to finish that Sanderson sisters picture and I only just finished.

I'm going back to bed.
Sanderson Sisters. Winifred, Mary, and Sarah.

Because. Sure. Of course. Why not. Happy Halloween.
Voice acting in games is just some bullshit I put up with. I routinely hate having to listen to it.

If anything, it makes me want to skip through the dialogue more often. The voice acting in ICEY was so fucking bad I played with my headphones across the room until the muffled voice stopped talking.
Here's a piece of shit drawing no one liked, lmao.

I need somethings to upload this week and I keep hitting walls.

So. You know. Fuck.
The commissions all look good and presentable, but my personal artwork I made over the weekend all fucking flopped.

So. Fuck. lmao.
Those dudes whose entire online identity is based around political takes of video games and profess a passion for playing them also seemingly only play shitty AAA titles.

Probably because if they played indies or throwbacks, they'd have more well rounded opinions, and not be so fucking miserable.
It's cool that anyone likes my art. I don't deserve that, so it's cool.

Next week will have some curve balls. I want to not do all Steven Universe stuff, even if it's the most popular things I do.
My birthday is coming up.

Pitch in and get me some art lessons.
Leshawna from Total Drama trying to squeeze into that fucking Powergirl outfit for Halloween.

Life's most important lesson isn't perseverance. It's quitting while you're ahead.

Anyway. Happy Friday.