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Harry Stardust the Sea Otter

@harryseaotter.bsky.social

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Hi, I'm Harry! I'm a sea otter that lives outside of Skagway, Alaska. I love crabs, sea urchins, starfish, squid, and bivalves. Here mainly for food. †Allergen Warning: May contain shellfish, depending on when/what I last ate.

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Harry Stardust the Sea Otter @harryseaotter.bsky.social · Sep 3

Begging for food is serious business.

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Harry Stardust the Sea Otter @harryseaotter.bsky.social · 3h

Linda (Otter 841) is pregnant again. This is breeding season for sea otters, and she goes way aggro when humans get too close to her. She was probably disturbed by some dumb tourist human kayakers going near her kelp bed.

She hates that. After that, she rampages against anything that floats.

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Harry Stardust the Sea Otter @harryseaotter.bsky.social · 3h

I am enjoying making these clown pictures - mainly because they are accurate and because clowns are creepy.

Harry Stardust the Sea Otter @harryseaotter.bsky.social · 16h

Oh no my feelings

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Harry Stardust the Sea Otter @harryseaotter.bsky.social · 19h

Not all sea otters are as friendly and sweet tempered as I am.

Harry Stardust the Sea Otter @harryseaotter.bsky.social · 19h

She has a name.

It's Linda (my ex)

Harry Stardust the Sea Otter @harryseaotter.bsky.social · 19h

Second time in two years? This is Linda's (aka Otter 841) third year. She gets ornery and territorial when she's pregnant, so she's probably gotten knocked up again. Tourist kayakers go near her kelp bed and she gets pissed.

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Harry Stardust the Sea Otter @harryseaotter.bsky.social · 21h

Your sweater is made out of OTTER?

Harry Stardust the Sea Otter @harryseaotter.bsky.social · 1d

I hope the DEA had him searched thoroughly when he returned from Greenland.

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Harry Stardust the Sea Otter @harryseaotter.bsky.social · 1d

It really grows on you.

Harry Stardust the Sea Otter @harryseaotter.bsky.social · 1d

It does sound like an interesting place, but not to visit or live there. Maybe like, watch it from orbit.

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Harry Stardust the Sea Otter @harryseaotter.bsky.social · 1d

Yes. Yes we do.

Harry Stardust the Sea Otter @harryseaotter.bsky.social · 1d

Difficult. As squirrels are not very dense, especially around this time of year when they are gorging to prepare for winter, they float in water, especially salt water.

Wood chippers are useful to dispose of unwanted bodies, however.

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Harry Stardust the Sea Otter @harryseaotter.bsky.social · 1d

There is also the island of Herpes, near Crete in the Mediterranean Sea. I have heard that hairy Greeks and Italians enjoy vacationing there.

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Harry Stardust the Sea Otter @harryseaotter.bsky.social · 1d

She emerges from her burrow when she smells rubles in the air.

Harry Stardust the Sea Otter @harryseaotter.bsky.social · 1d

Has she been to Puerto Papilloma in the Syphilis Sea? Stunning Spanish colonial architecture.

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Harry Stardust the Sea Otter @harryseaotter.bsky.social · 1d

Well that is a relief, I thought you were talking about Chlamydia Island. It is the largest island of the Gonorrhea Archipelago.

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Harry Stardust the Sea Otter @harryseaotter.bsky.social · 1d

I can tell that this is probably a very good poddy-cast.

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Harry Stardust the Sea Otter @harryseaotter.bsky.social · 1d

That's just how Steinies are. If I didn't give her a reason to be mad, she'd find one.

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Harry Stardust the Sea Otter @harryseaotter.bsky.social · 1d

She was profoundly unfunny for a clown. Clown School has really let their admission standards slip.

Ah well, more titty cake for the rest of us. Yay!

Harry Stardust the Sea Otter @harryseaotter.bsky.social · 1d

I think they are just upset that they are so bitter and angry all the time that they forgot how to laugh.

Harry Stardust the Sea Otter @harryseaotter.bsky.social · 1d

*borrow

Harry Stardust the Sea Otter @harryseaotter.bsky.social · 1d

I am afraid that these are both timeless and objectively funny. Have you ever thought that the problem might be you?

Harry Stardust the Sea Otter @harryseaotter.bsky.social · 1d

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Harry Stardust the Sea Otter @harryseaotter.bsky.social · 1d

No, I didn't miss it, I just loved the bandage. See? Isn't it funny? It was even funnier when his followers were taping pieces of paper to their heads

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Harry Stardust the Sea Otter @harryseaotter.bsky.social · 1d

You have something left? That sounds like a job for Harry-Deez!

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