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Hardcore Fenton Mudd

@hardcorefentonmudd.bsky.social

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Colin, he/him, Illustrator, designer, writer, fan of comics, Star Trek, mst3k & punk rock. stream of unconscious, AUDHD, mild disability, likes cats, anime & zizek

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Hardcore Fenton Mudd @hardcorefentonmudd.bsky.social · May 4

Next tattoo (if I’m spared)

Rock n roll millhouse from barts fantasy where he’s a drunk bloated superstar. He stands in darkness with guitar by a pedestal topped with candles

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Hardcore Fenton Mudd @hardcorefentonmudd.bsky.social · 10h

Can’t separate a man from his Joni tapes

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Punk Rock History @punkrockhistory.bsky.social · 10h

In memory of Kendall Stephen Chinn aka Mr. Chi Pig, Canadian musician, artist, singer and front man of the hardcore punk band SNFU, born on this day in 1962, Edmonton, Canada

#punk #punks #punkrock #hardcorepunk #chipig #SNFU #history #punkrockhistory #otd

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Hardcore Fenton Mudd @hardcorefentonmudd.bsky.social · 10h

Last COVID and flu shots have felt like nothing, where previous ones have definitely been felt, swollen lymph nodes, sore arm, mild dizziness, weak, achey. It’s like I suddenly got tougher or they switched me to placebo.

I feel totally fine, which is fine I GUESS

Hardcore Fenton Mudd @hardcorefentonmudd.bsky.social · 11h

(Sexually)

Hardcore Fenton Mudd @hardcorefentonmudd.bsky.social · 11h

I’m hoping when I die Q resurrects me so I can do a whole tapestry deal and get a mulligan on my twenties

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Hardcore Fenton Mudd @hardcorefentonmudd.bsky.social · 11h

Had a South African grapefruit, embargo be damned

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Hardcore Fenton Mudd @hardcorefentonmudd.bsky.social · 12h

Reminds me that watching/ reading bad stuff makes you better by learning what not to do but like DAMN now I have to be one a screenwriter just out of SPITE

Hardcore Fenton Mudd @hardcorefentonmudd.bsky.social · 12h

Or like changing Islamists to nazis in sum of all fears so as not to offend. Lol those were the days, eh?

Hardcore Fenton Mudd @hardcorefentonmudd.bsky.social · 12h

Seems like something hastily rewritten at the eleventh hour because a random creative choice ends up exactly mirroring real life so they have to change it, like when the British PM fucked a dead pig

Hardcore Fenton Mudd @hardcorefentonmudd.bsky.social · 12h

Like there was a perfect if ultra predictable conspiracy shaped hole right in the middle of the movie that they just forgot to write, left it completely blank, empty.

It’s like if jack ruby had obvious links to the mob, Which ordered the jfk hit, but kills Oswald on a random whim for no reason.

Hardcore Fenton Mudd @hardcorefentonmudd.bsky.social · 12h

This movie had all the nuance of a revisionist gulf war doc that details the moment when the marines found all of saddam and bin laden’s hidden WMD’s and uncovers their plot to ruin Christmas

Hardcore Fenton Mudd @hardcorefentonmudd.bsky.social · 12h

Like for real, the gall, the chutzpah, to write a story about an intel analyst who finds out his boss is dirty only to have his wife killed by assets linked to his boss the same day and it’s a COINCIDENCE?
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the naïveté to be surprised that the CIA kills people and covers it up.

It hurts my brain

Hardcore Fenton Mudd @hardcorefentonmudd.bsky.social · 12h

Wow that was dumb. This was a paint by numbers spy thriller whose only twist was that there was no twist and the numbers and colours are completely arbitrary and have no significance. Possibly entirely placeholder script still waiting for punch up.

Hardcore Fenton Mudd @hardcorefentonmudd.bsky.social · 13h

Watching the amateur, it lives up to its name

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Hardcore Fenton Mudd @hardcorefentonmudd.bsky.social · 19h

The most depressing drug culture thing I’ve experienced have been the official government dispensaries in Quebec. (Last time I went, hope they’ve changed)

They go hard at making it boring to dissuade youth use but also have painfully restricted barebones, bland selection, like weed shop in gulag

Hardcore Fenton Mudd @hardcorefentonmudd.bsky.social · 19h

It’s fascinating, as one of the few remaining unlicensed industries, there are ongoing gang / turf wars now being fought over psychedelic/ mushroom dispensaries. It’s like the Wild West here (Toronto) but I certainly don’t lack for options.

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Hardcore Fenton Mudd @hardcorefentonmudd.bsky.social · 19h

I used to think 7up was zup, under armor brand was called X, couldn’t read classic coke, couldn’t read the sign for most major department stores (except for eatons), stumbled over most major metro station names, wasnt catholic so thought Pie IX was…. Pie Ix.

My mom thinks a popular truck is FISO

Hardcore Fenton Mudd @hardcorefentonmudd.bsky.social · 19h

I wasn’t flagged with dyslexia as a kid despite thinking Radiohead was actually Radon head (much cooler name) for the first 8-10 years

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Hardcore Fenton Mudd @hardcorefentonmudd.bsky.social · 19h

Condo rules stipulate that we can’t have a gin still inside the unit, so it must be hung outside above Bloor street for safety

Hardcore Fenton Mudd @hardcorefentonmudd.bsky.social · 19h

They won’t let us have exploding appliances in our building. I’m from Quebec so I had to sign a form promising not to barbecue indoors

Hardcore Fenton Mudd @hardcorefentonmudd.bsky.social · 19h

My M1a1 jet turbine washing machine spins up and really gets close to rocking itself to pieces, must have an internal sensor that eases off if the weight distribution isn’t right; it’s gonna be real interesting when that breaks down

Hardcore Fenton Mudd @hardcorefentonmudd.bsky.social · 20h

My guys would never

Handheld console with screen from the (updated?) Nintendo family computer version of akira, the interrogation scene

Hardcore Fenton Mudd @hardcorefentonmudd.bsky.social · 20h

That Simpsons represents America at its most self aware and that this has been made possible by fox is an irony hard and sharp enough to cut the sinew and tendon of god

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Hardcore Fenton Mudd @hardcorefentonmudd.bsky.social · 20h

I guess Mormonism & evangelicalism really created a kind of faith/belief structure specifically resistant to blatant contradictions or facts, allowed for eventual conceit of “our Beatles are way better than YOUR Rolling Stones” and “Jesus would own an AR-15, was white”

Hardcore Fenton Mudd @hardcorefentonmudd.bsky.social · 20h

Technically x files and millennium are both in the yappiverse