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a man in a suit and tie says i just feel like my heart is going to burst because it 's full of rainbow

Amy Lu 📚🫖☕️ @hansf.bsky.social · 1h

Alt: Steven Colbert crying with black streaks down his face from running mascara saying “I just feel like my heart is going to burst because it’s full of rainbows”

a checklist with three check marks and a pencil on it

Amy Lu 📚🫖☕️ @hansf.bsky.social · 6h

Same! And not even in a sexual way.

Amy Lu 📚🫖☕️ @hansf.bsky.social · 6h

Alt: a checklist with three check marks and a pencil on it

a man in a tie is shouting yay in a kitchen .

Amy Lu 📚🫖☕️ @hansf.bsky.social · 6h

Alt: Jonah Hill squealing in delight.

a man applauds with the #schitts creek logo behind him

Amy Lu 📚🫖☕️ @hansf.bsky.social · 7h

Fucking scammer fucks!!!

I thought I had a job interview this afternoon. But nope. Just some scammer trying to infiltrate my computer. Never click a link in an email without making sure it matches and do not, under any circumstances, download something if they say your version is 'out of date'.

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Amy Lu 📚🫖☕️ @hansf.bsky.social · 7h

Alt: David from Schitts Creek clapping and raising his fists in pride

Amy Lu 📚🫖☕️ @hansf.bsky.social · 7h

Sounds good...I'm going to have some for lunch too! I like to add sour cream as well. And sometimes black olives. I also like to eat it as a dip with nacho cheese doritos. Now I'm hungry...

a man in a suit is making a funny face and says `` mind blown '' while standing in a bar .

Amy Lu 📚🫖☕️ @hansf.bsky.social · 8h

Alt: Kramer from Seinfeld moving his hands away from his head with "mind blown" written across the bottom.

a man in a suit and tie is saying `` my god , just think . think of the possibilities . ``

Amy Lu 📚🫖☕️ @hansf.bsky.social · 8h

Alt: Robert Downey Jr in a black suit and grey tie saying "My God, just think. Think of the possibilities."

a man in a suit and tie laying on a pile of money

Amy Lu 📚🫖☕️ @hansf.bsky.social · 8h

Alt: a man in a suit and tie making an angel shape on a pile of money by moving his arms and legs in and out.

a group of people are dancing in a village with the words ding dong the witch is dead

Amy Lu 📚🫖☕️ @hansf.bsky.social · 9h

Alt: Munchkins dancing and singing after Dorothy’s house kills the wicked witch in Wizard of Oz. It says “DING DONG THE WITCH IS DEAD!” On the bottoms

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Amy Lu 📚🫖☕️ @hansf.bsky.social · 22h

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Cut my life into pieces.

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Amy Lu 📚🫖☕️ @hansf.bsky.social · 22h

I’m trying really hard to focus on the good things that are coming from this move. Dwelling on the bad things and all the unknowns is giving me nightmares so whenever I start sinking into that headspace I like to list the good things so I can sleep. Like the song from White Christmas 💙

Amy Lu 📚🫖☕️ @hansf.bsky.social · 22h

Now I have All The Small Things stuck in my head.

a black and white photo of a man with a mustache wearing a scarf .

Amy Lu 📚🫖☕️ @hansf.bsky.social · 22h

FOR REAL!!!! So I’m having to move in with my bff at the end of this month and while I’m so grateful, I’m also not looking forward to it for numerous reasons. BUT I will be an hour from the coast and if I’m still unemployed I can just go to the ocean whenever I want!!!

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Amy Lu 📚🫖☕️ @hansf.bsky.social · 23h

Christmas Trees are the best, but only by a small margin over the Easter Eggs.

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DuendeonFuego @duendeonfuego.bsky.social · 1d

IT IS TIME FOR BLUESKY RECIPE POSTING

do you have a cheap, healthy, low-cost recipe? post it here! or quote tweet this post. or dunk on me for something I don't care just post easy meals that people can make right now.

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Amy Lu 📚🫖☕️ @hansf.bsky.social · 1d

Can I manipulate objects? If so, a library. If not, a mall with a movie theater.

Amy Lu 📚🫖☕️ @hansf.bsky.social · 1d

Happy birthday!!!!

Amy Lu 📚🫖☕️ @hansf.bsky.social · 1d

Got a reminder about an asshole today so I want to announce: I will never buy/drink Wicked D's Cider again because the owner is a mushroom growing in toenail fungus and once made a woman who worked for me cry when I worked for one of his vendors.

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Amy Lu 📚🫖☕️ @hansf.bsky.social · 1d

They are one of my favorite cider brands. I use to work for a company that sold them raw juice. It was great learning which companies abused the accounting staff and which didn't.

I will never buy/drink Wicked D's Cider again because the owner was an asshat and made my AR clerk cry.

Amy Lu 📚🫖☕️ @hansf.bsky.social · 1d

I re-watch a LOT of movies so I could do a never-ending thread but this is one of my all time favorites!

(I almost posted a gif but when I was adding the alt text I realized it wasn't actually Gene Wilder and it was some other dude??? So I went back to find a different one)

Alt: Gene Wilder as Fredrick Frankenstein in Young Frankenstein eating breakfast in a jacket and cravat. He pauses mid-chew and makes an "ooookkkaayyyy" face before saying "That goes without saying"

Amy Lu 📚🫖☕️ @hansf.bsky.social · 1d

All of 2 Towns are gluten free 😊 I am a big fan of their sweeter kind, but they have some really good dry as well. The raspberry is definitely on the sweet side. I almost got the huckleberry - the owner of the tavern told me it won awards - but I wanted the sweet stuff today.

Amy Lu 📚🫖☕️ @hansf.bsky.social · 1d

Yes!