HOWLiBOOt
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hang this in the louvre (there's room now)
I had my Diet Coke with buttery toast and jam and I swear it fixed everything. Well. And some ibuprofen. McDonald’s definitely works for me. And pancakes with lots of salty butter and maple syrup.
Intriguing. I typically avoid caffeine, but allow myself a caffeinated Diet Coke for migraine curing purposes.

A frosty would be good too though.
I need one of those rich Mormon home fountain soda setups that I see on the instagrams.
It really sucks to have to leave the house with a migraine, BUT it’s also the only way you can acquire a perfectly ice cold fountain Diet Coke, which absolutely slaps when you have a migraine.
AGED URINE CONSUMPTION

It seems inevitable.
7yo trying to reason with the nurse at the vaccine clinic.

“Actually my immune system works fine on its own.”

Little B, what YouTube channels have you been watching?
In THIS country????

What on earth.
I’ve never walked away from a bear and replayed what I said to it over and over again to try and determine if it was socially acceptable. Lol.
Maybe not a pissed off grizzly, but the black bears in my yard have nothing on human interaction stress.
I keep coming back to this to take another look. Somebody more skilled than I am needs to paint it.
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if you're in Alberta and you want your flu and covid shot in 2026 - yes you read that correctly - you have to preorder them right now. So here's the link. go do that. Just in case none of those people get removed from power by then.

please repost this, as the province seems bent on killing us.
bookvaccine.alberta.ca
It wasn’t me. I checked. Possibly a weirdo.
Maybe they didn’t do it on purpose? I have caught myself accidentally grazing the save button.

Oh no maybe it was me.
Hmm this would be a very bad time to have an actual drinking problem.

Is there still beer and wine? Or are those in trouble too?
A good thing about not drinking alcohol is I don’t have the slightest clue what’s happening. Is it bad at the stores?
Not as of yet, but I’ll get that going. Got more fundraising to do. We have to go all the way to Niagara Falls for nationals. Many cans required.
Enjoying No Kings posts from the comfort of this truck while my kid and her band mates knock on doors to collect bottles and cans in the pouring rain.

Kings are bad. Band nerds are good.
White stuff falling from the sky alert.
Who tf said that????? I need to talk.
I found out they were on here via a shared blocklist and simply subscribed to the blocklist. Very convenient. It’s so great to not be addicted to rage.
Anyways, pardon me for not automatically trusting another disappointing cishet white guy.