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Former: gymnast Current: writer in tech Future: sassy Jewish ghost

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Aloof wife (loud) @halfshiksa.bsky.social · Jan 1

No, I wasn’t raised by wolves. Wolves understand loyalty and foster a sense of belonging.

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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 10h

this looks like a trick daffy duck would put up to get bugs bunny into "the oval office"

three sheets of paper are taped to the outside of a building. they have the words "The Oval Office" in gold script

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Aloof wife (loud) @halfshiksa.bsky.social · 10h

Ok real talk what was the more damaging/embarrassing endorsement:

Trump for Cuomo
Cheney for Kamala

Aloof wife (loud) @halfshiksa.bsky.social · 14h

Fair enough, “it’s showtime” guy on the Inwood bound A train doing standing backflips on a moving train.

Aloof wife (loud) @halfshiksa.bsky.social · 16h

Your company’s board explaining bad q3 earnings in the shareholders call

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 18h

Republicans are coping hard this morning

Aloof wife (loud) @halfshiksa.bsky.social · 16h

Let me believe this is true 🥰

Guy Trivago @convolutedname.bsky.social · 17h

I really love this for them

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Ian Bassin @ianbassin.bsky.social · 18h

It is wild the degree to which the formerly capitalist free market anti-socialism cohort in American politics has been absolutely silent about Trump behaving like the CCP and having the government essentially force giant companies to make the state a co-owner and give Trump a management say. Wild.

Sherrilyn Ifill @sifill.bsky.social · 20h

Whenever they call Mamdani a Communist remind them of this:

finance.yahoo.com/news/trump-a...

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Aloof wife (loud) @halfshiksa.bsky.social · 1d

Uh oh, Alan!

Abe El-Raheb / Editor & Writer @eldashraheb.bsky.social · 1d

If you’re still in line, STAY IN LINE

Dersh fantasizing about the Budd Dwyer special

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Brian Dermody+ Executive Platinum Tier (Limited Ads) @briandermody.bsky.social · 1d

MSNBC calls NJ for Sherrill, who somehow did not use my slogan "Vote Jack Ciat, get Jack Ciat".

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Abe El-Raheb / Editor & Writer @eldashraheb.bsky.social · 1d

If you’re still in line, STAY IN LINE

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Aloof wife (loud) @halfshiksa.bsky.social · 1d

Hudson County breaking 80/20 so far for @mikiesherrill.bsky.social LFG 🔥🔥🔥

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Tim Onion @bencollins.bsky.social · 1d

Between Sliwa and Brad Lander probably the best thing you can do as a public figure right now (even if you’re odious! like Curtis!) is lose gracefully being exactly who you are. People are desperate for dignity to make a comeback and they’ll reward you later.

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Steven Beschloss @stevenbeschloss.bsky.social · 1d

If you thought Trump was Marie Antoinette saying to the hungry "let them eat cake" or a partying Gatsby-era rich guy indifferent to the hungry, it's worse than that. He's now openly defying a court order, refusing to release SNAP benefits to stick it to Dems...more than willing to let people starve.

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Aloof wife (loud) @halfshiksa.bsky.social · 1d

Girl you and me both

Mira of Kyiv 🇺🇦 @reshetz.bsky.social · 1d

On this day 1 year ago I said “popping champagne if it’s her, popping bleach if it’s him” and I’m really never living that down

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Lex McMenamin (they/them) @leximcmenamin.com · 2d

I was laid off from Teen Vogue today along with multiple other staffers, and today is my last day.

certainly more to come from me when the dust has settled more, but to my knowledge, after today, there will be no politics staffers at Teen Vogue.

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The Onion @theonion.com · 2d

Mike Johnson: ‘My Christian Faith Is More About Not Jacking Off Than Feeding The Poor’

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Holly 🎄 Jolly 🎅🏻 Bird Nerd🌈 @vozderaquel.bsky.social · 2d

Spread the word: Hy-Vee grocery stores in #IL and #IA that have hot food service have free meals this week for kids under 12 years old and $3 hot meals for all others Monday through Friday, 4-7 pm! They're also making food bank donations! #HyVee #SNAP #Food #HelpOurNeighbors

Catherine Rampell @crampell.bsky.social · 3d

The USDA sent an email to grocery stores telling them they are prohibited from offering special discounts to customers affected by the SNAP funding lapse.
I'm aware of at least 2 stores that had offered struggling customers a discount, then withdrew it after receiving this email

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Aloof wife (loud) @halfshiksa.bsky.social · 2d

Sadistic fuck porridge brained grandpa showing us who he is again. Let the poor children starve and the other dictators thrive

Mira of Kyiv 🇺🇦 @reshetz.bsky.social · 2d

We’re all gonna die

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Zohran Kwame Mamdani @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social · 3d

Congratulations, Andrew Cuomo!

I know how hard you worked for this.

Red Trump-style graphic with images of Donald Trump and Andrew Cuomo.

At the top it says, "I'm going to pick [Cuomo]." - Donald Trump, 60 Minutes Interview, 11-2-25

Then beneath it

TRUMP ENDORSES CUOMO

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Aloof wife (loud) @halfshiksa.bsky.social · 3d

Still struggling to understand how Karoline Leavitt could say that the ballroom is his number one priority during a government shutdown and our press is just like 🤷🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️ about it

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Justin McElroy 🇨🇦 @jmcelroy.bsky.social · 4d

sports was a mistake

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Aloof wife (loud) @halfshiksa.bsky.social · 4d

FFS BASEBALL I CANNOT

Aloof wife (loud) @halfshiksa.bsky.social · 4d

Is it so wrong that I want (maga) Mary Hart to have a crappy weekend?

Aloof wife (loud) @halfshiksa.bsky.social · 4d

This game has everything!

a man wearing a shirt that says yes is smiling

Alt: Stefon on SNL at the weekend update desk saying yes and smiling

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Aloof wife (loud) @halfshiksa.bsky.social · 4d

Or he’s just making shit up? Have we allowed for the possibility that, well you know, he’s being himself 🙃🫠😵‍💫

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Aloof wife (loud) @halfshiksa.bsky.social · 4d

Seth should straight up use this as fyc ads when it’s Emmy season

Chris Murphy @chrismurphyct.bsky.social · 4d

You need to understand that he actually believes it is illegal to criticize him. Why? Because Trump believes he - not the people - decides the law.

This is why we are in the middle of, not on the verge of, a totalitarian takeover.