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Professor Pumpkin, PhD

@guyflint7.bsky.social

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Actually a doctor but not that kind | Proud Alabamian but not that kind | Full of sound and fury, signifying nothing | Pets, #Atlanta and #Auburn sports, #Everton, former drinker, he/him

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Professor Pumpkin, PhD @guyflint7.bsky.social · Nov 20

When I ask all the homies what manner of scamp I am

The character Bobby Hill from the King of the Hill episode where he goes to a clown class leading to him performing in the talent show as "Tartuffe the Wonder Dog." He is wearing a purple commedia del arte costume with gold buttons and trim. He is standing with his arms spread on stage.

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Professor Pumpkin, PhD @guyflint7.bsky.social · 6h

In case that was his last play as Auburn's coach...

Hugh,

You have been incompetent and awful. You have failed upward your entire career and have now cratered my favorite football team.

There are few people I despise more than you. I hope your forced retirement sucks as much as you do.

🖕🏻

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Professor Pumpkin, PhD @guyflint7.bsky.social · 6h

If that weasel fuck answers with anything other than "I'm a cowardly idiot" when asked why he didn't even try at the end of regulation

Professor Pumpkin, PhD @guyflint7.bsky.social · 7h

I am SO FUCKING TIRED of incompetent fucks getting paid way too handsomely to be bad at their jobs

This condition applies across every sector of my life!

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Professor Pumpkin, PhD @guyflint7.bsky.social · 7h

WHAT THE FUCK HUGH DO YOU NOT WANT TO KEEP YOUR JOB HOLY SHIT

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Professor Pumpkin, PhD @guyflint7.bsky.social · 7h

Jay Crawford is that dude

Professor Pumpkin, PhD @guyflint7.bsky.social · 7h

You think I would've gotten used to watching unmotivated and disorganized Auburn football teams struggle to lose games in the body agonizing way possible. And yet!

Professor Pumpkin, PhD @guyflint7.bsky.social · 7h

The inevitability of this loss is palpable.

Professor Pumpkin, PhD @guyflint7.bsky.social · 7h

I called Cracker Barrel "The Cracky B" today.

Professor Pumpkin, PhD @guyflint7.bsky.social · 7h

This is the way

Professor Pumpkin, PhD @guyflint7.bsky.social · 7h

Cam Coleman is going to unreal as a receiver in the NFL

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Professor Pumpkin, PhD @guyflint7.bsky.social · 7h

Love when an emotional blitz works out for my team

Professor Pumpkin, PhD @guyflint7.bsky.social · 18h

Ooh buddy you know I've thought about it. The memory of the guy is sacrosanct for both of his daughters. To give things that were his to somebody else is to finally recognize that he has indeed died, which is... complicated lol

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Professor Pumpkin, PhD @guyflint7.bsky.social · 19h

I've coveted my wife's grandfather's collection of work hats since we've been dating. The guy passed away two decades ago, and I'm fairly certain these have not been touched since then.

A line of trucker style hats hung on a wooden door. They are different shades of blue, red, and white.

A line of trucker hats hung on a wooden door with wood paneling. They are black, white, red, blue, and green.

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Professor Pumpkin, PhD @guyflint7.bsky.social · 1d

Y'all have anybody in your life that continuously amazes you with their uselessness?

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Professor Pumpkin, PhD @guyflint7.bsky.social · 1d

Hilarious prank pulled by my brain to give me the paean to Travis Kelce's dick as my earworm today.

Professor Pumpkin, PhD @guyflint7.bsky.social · 2d

The constant advertisement that is the Amazon Thursday Night Football broadcast is so dystopian.

Professor Pumpkin, PhD @guyflint7.bsky.social · 3d

It's been a relatively quiet week. Feels like something incredibly stupid is about to happen.

Professor Pumpkin, PhD @guyflint7.bsky.social · 3d

"I person noticed you," says LinkedIn.

I do not think LinkedIn understands how horrifying of a sentence that is to some of us.

Professor Pumpkin, PhD @guyflint7.bsky.social · 3d

Funny how my office always needs organizing when I've got a ton of grading staring me in the face

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Professor Pumpkin, PhD @guyflint7.bsky.social · 4d

It's easy for Haji Wright on the pitch right now

Professor Pumpkin, PhD @guyflint7.bsky.social · 5d

Falcons actually outcoached the Bills this week. Holy cow.

Professor Pumpkin, PhD @guyflint7.bsky.social · 5d

Bump?

Professor Pumpkin, PhD @guyflint7.bsky.social · 5d

Falcons need a score here to relieve some of the pressure

Professor Pumpkin, PhD @guyflint7.bsky.social · 5d

I'd keep giving it to 7 personally

Professor Pumpkin, PhD @guyflint7.bsky.social · 5d

Falcons need a score here to relieve some of the pressure