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Gustav Gnahler @gustavgnahler.bsky.social · 9h

imagine being tossed in the first grave and realising you were only the beta revenge

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Gustav Gnahler @gustavgnahler.bsky.social · 10h

this shit and disposable vapes, don't say a damned word about my peeps and our 70s/80s paint n petrol diet

paris martineau @paris.nyc · 16h

my latest investigation for @consumerreports.org is based on months of reporting and 60+ lab tests of leading protein supplements

we found that most protein powders and shakes have more lead in one serving than our experts say is safe to have in a day (🧵)

www.consumerreports.org/lead/protein...

Protein Powders and Shakes Contain High Levels of Lead - Consumer Reports

CR tests of 23 popular protein powders and shakes found that most contain high levels of lead.

www.consumerreports.org

Gustav Gnahler @gustavgnahler.bsky.social · 10h

then toss disposable vapes into the mix on top of that, may as well sleep in a garage with a '75 Buick ticking over next to you

Gustav Gnahler @gustavgnahler.bsky.social · 10h

the Beatles can't help you now

Gustav Gnahler @gustavgnahler.bsky.social · 10h

Kulk is smiling upon you from heaven 🙏

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Gustav Gnahler @gustavgnahler.bsky.social · 10h

that's how my twitter got nuked tho i went with 'slaughtered like a fatted hog'

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Gustav Gnahler @gustavgnahler.bsky.social · 10h

"open top limousine, terrible idea i told him, i did, lots of guns in texas"

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Gustav Gnahler @gustavgnahler.bsky.social · 10h

if i was a bit tipsy i'd be tempted, just to put the boot in on britpop if nothing else

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Gustav Gnahler @gustavgnahler.bsky.social · 10h

just walked in on the burbling kitchen radio - 5live late night phone in; 'how has a record shop changed your life?'

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Gustav Gnahler @gustavgnahler.bsky.social · 11h

even the good ol' boy bigots thought she was a shit www.youtube.com/watch?v=nBik...

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Gustav Gnahler @gustavgnahler.bsky.social · 11h

ipso facto the first computer on which i saw naked ladies enjoying the company of enthusiastic suitors, how apt

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Gustav Gnahler @gustavgnahler.bsky.social · 11h

ha! i close precisely 100 tabs and see if things improve

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Gustav Gnahler @gustavgnahler.bsky.social · 11h

pretty bold of the HM Gov to demand A level English from immigrants when the average UK reading age is prepubescent

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Gustav Gnahler @gustavgnahler.bsky.social · 11h

man the latest update to Sounds on desktop is an absolute dog on my old macbook

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Gustav Gnahler @gustavgnahler.bsky.social · 11h

Haha that was the first computer we had at work..

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Gustav Gnahler @gustavgnahler.bsky.social · 17h

[larry david fainting gif]

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Gustav Gnahler @gustavgnahler.bsky.social · 21h

smashing a cocktail of MSG, aspartame and garlic to celebrate

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Gustav Gnahler @gustavgnahler.bsky.social · 21h

No joke bsky.app/profile/gust...

Gustav Gnahler @gustavgnahler.bsky.social · 1d

Big cyber attack yap on 5live, expert advice on 'resilience' for business seems to be 'can you operate like the Internet was never invented?' if not, bon chance