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Mink Johnson, squeaker of the house
gurschecomedy.bsky.social
FREE HUGS
FOR THUGS

that miss
their mother
gurschecomedy.bsky.social
Mike Johnson is a mink—very nasty, mostly weasel, but because wet, also a little slimy
gurschecomedy.bsky.social
Violence? Really?

You'd be hard pressed to accuse him of hitting the notes
gurschecomedy.bsky.social
There are so many ways to hate God

Chief among them, perhaps, to render him so little he requires saving—by Eric, no less
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Eric Trump: "We're saving Christianity. We've saving God. We've saving the family unit. We're saving this nation. I mean, DEI is out of the window, Benny. You no longer have Colin Kaepernick kneeling for the national anthem. You no longer have Budweiser going woke as hell. All of this is dead."
gurschecomedy.bsky.social
There's a limit to where someone who feeds the body but starves the soul can lead you
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daviddark.bsky.social
Everyone sitting at that table has co-signed this abusive behavior. No Bible verse or prayer or claim to be “in Christ” changes that. Tax-funded death cult.
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Trump ignores a question from a woman reporter but says, "I just like to watch her talk. Good job. Thank you darling."
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Bari Weiss started another skeevy university because Prager U clearly wasn't getting the job done. That's on you, Dennis

Neither believes in DEI, which means there's plenty of room for white supremacists who, clearly, are *never* the best of us, and why is that, exactly
gurschecomedy.bsky.social
That's the nice thing about grifting—it pays whether the govt is open or not, so you can afford to give yourself nice things, like a day on the course
gurschecomedy.bsky.social
He just knows things, OK?

Prolly where a body or two are buried, which is why he's VP
gurschecomedy.bsky.social
Right, like maybe it needs to get washed, and then what do you do?
gurschecomedy.bsky.social
Certainly the most effective way of cleaning out the bad apples
gurschecomedy.bsky.social
Grifter has been redefined as entrepreneur

Give a common vice a foreign name, all of a sudden it's fancy and everybody wants on board
gurschecomedy.bsky.social
Aengstlichezeitgeistfreudenshaedlichkeit
gurschecomedy.bsky.social
The current president of the United States is brain addled, and it is a form of elder abuse to keep him in his current position
gurschecomedy.bsky.social
There just isn't enough aloe vera...
daviddark.bsky.social
Dan Quayle understood the assignment. JD Vance, you’re no Dan Quayle.
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STEPHANOPOULOS: I didn't insinuate anything. I asked you whether Tom Homan accepted $50k as was heard on an audio tape recorded by the FBI in September 2024. You did not answer the question. Thank you for your time.

VANCE: No, George, I sai--

STEPHANOPOULOS: We'll be right back
gurschecomedy.bsky.social
If only, he, too, had the best words
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worldlywise.bsky.social
The crime said tRump had violated it multiple times but that JD just liked to watch
gurschecomedy.bsky.social
No one can explain why there's always more room in the clown car
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Ah, yes, the dangers of keeping face-eating leopards as pets...
gurschecomedy.bsky.social
This is your irregular reminder that we are in this mess primarily because of the cowardice of Mitch McConnell