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Guiness Pig

@guinesspig.bsky.social

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Comedian & writer with Long Covid *Posts are for humor & entertainment* I write #MaskholeClapbacks jokes & essays for the Covid-Cautious community at guinesspig.ghost.io Read Wayside: A serial novel for free at: tinyurl.com/wayside-novel

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Guiness Pig @guinesspig.bsky.social · Nov 14

Owl: WHO
Me: lied
Owl: Yeah they did, those motherfuckers

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Guiness Pig @guinesspig.bsky.social · 3h

Not quite that extreme 🤣

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Guiness Pig @guinesspig.bsky.social · 4h

They've got a lot to get through before they get to that point🤣🤣🤣

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Guiness Pig @guinesspig.bsky.social · 4h

Journalist Lo joins dying billionaire Anne for the final voyage on her yacht. When Lo sees a body being thrown into the ocean, she demands answers - only to be gaslit by the other passengers. Join me 10/18 for a watch party of 'The Woman in Cabin 10.' Details:
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Latest Wayside Episode & Movie Watch Party 10/18/25

Hi folks, First, a couple of content updates: Episode 17 of Wayside -a serial novel for the Covid-Conscious community- is now available here for those who are reading along. For new subscribers, you...

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Guiness Pig @guinesspig.bsky.social · 5h

Patients should be able to ask their care team to mask, without fear of unwanted consequences. Unfortunately in the real world, folks have been called disruptive & have been sent letters telling them they’re being discharged from the care of their doctor/practice. I’ve seen 2 cases of this on X.

Guiness Pig @guinesspig.bsky.social · 6h

October is Horror Movie Month, so here’s a recap/review of my favorite creepy-as-hell movie.

I saw The Mothman Prophecies when it came out in 2002, but watched it again recently & saw the story through different eyes.

It’s a story about us, the Covid-Conscious.
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The Mothman Prophecies: A Movie Recap/Review with Unexpected Insights for the Covid-Conscious

If you’re like me, you remain nostalgic for the unity and hope we shared during the early days of the Covid-19 pandemic. One thing I don’t miss? The struggle to find quality entertainment. Unplugged ...

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Guiness Pig @guinesspig.bsky.social · 18h

Agree, it all sucks

Guiness Pig @guinesspig.bsky.social · 20h

Is it just me or would anyone else love to hear a podcast by the people in inflatable costumes in Portland & Chicago…

Costumed folks y’all could call it the Inflatifa Show and tell us about how you’re making history right before our eyes, WE WANT THIS!!!

#PortlandFrog
#Inflatifa

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Guiness Pig @guinesspig.bsky.social · 20h

INFLATIFA

Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 1d

#WarRavagedChicago

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Guiness Pig @guinesspig.bsky.social · 20h

Great headline, the whole country is pretty much marked for destruction

Xabier Ostale @embers1.bsky.social · 1d

You saw a little crack and heard metal noise. Then, in a blink of an eye, all of it crumbles.

derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 1d

About a month ago, the Trump administration got rid of the de minimis exemption, whereby packages valued under $800 could slide in without import duties. Now there's a backlog as the government can't process all of this paperwork, leading to UPS just destroying packages

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Guiness Pig @guinesspig.bsky.social · 1d

That’s the default state for my brain lol

Guiness Pig @guinesspig.bsky.social · 1d

FROGS = Fascism Resistance On the Ground

👏👏👏Applause for all the amphibians on the front lines👏👏👏

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Guiness Pig @guinesspig.bsky.social · 2d

FROG = Fascism Resistance On the Ground

👏 👏👏Let’s hear it for the amphibians on the front lines 👏👏👏

Laura Jedeed @laurajedeed.bsky.social · 3d

Portland Frog gets it

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Guiness Pig @guinesspig.bsky.social · 2d

So sorry for your loss 😢

Guiness Pig @guinesspig.bsky.social · 2d

😂😂😂

Guiness Pig @guinesspig.bsky.social · 2d

FROG = Fascism Resistance On the Ground

👏 👏👏Let’s hear it for the amphibians on the front lines 👏👏👏

Laura Jedeed @laurajedeed.bsky.social · 3d

Portland Frog gets it

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Christophe Veltsos @drinfosec.bsky.social · 3d

I want to help amplify this work 👇 which features both a podcast (on YT, see link in next post) as well as a PDF report.

Landing page (has link to podcast on YT):
thevoiceofearlychildhood.com/a-breath-of-...

Report PDF:
thevoiceofearlychildhood.com/wp-content/u...

#IAQ #CleanAir #Schools

Thumbnails of the first 8 pages of the PDF report available at
https://thevoiceofearlychildhood.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/10/Clean-air-guide-.pdf

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Guiness Pig @guinesspig.bsky.social · 2d

a little girl is sitting on a bed and saying `` thank you you da best '' .

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Guiness Pig @guinesspig.bsky.social · 3d

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Guiness Pig @guinesspig.bsky.social · 3d

You’re most welcome. Life has become so stressful and chaotic for most of us, it’s easy to forget we’re here to make an impact and leave the world better than we found it. Everyone who’s still masking and facing reality is doing their part.😷❤️

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Guiness Pig @guinesspig.bsky.social · 3d

a man with a mustache is saying thank you .

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Guiness Pig @guinesspig.bsky.social · 5d

Are we suffering from benevolence debt?

As a Covid-Conscious person, your choice to continue with masking and mitigations is part of the legacy you're building.

It matters more than you'll ever know.

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A Little Gold Dog, A Not-So-Little Legacy

There’s a little figurine of a dog I keep on a shelf in my home. It’s painted gold, mounted on a weighted piece of wood, and has an embedded metal hook. I assume it’s to hold a leash, since it came w...

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Guiness Pig @guinesspig.bsky.social · 4d

When my brother & I were kids we got walkie talkies for Xmas. Imagine all the cool shit kids could do with walkie talkies!

Did we do any of it?

No. We took turns sitting in the car & giving pretend drive thru orders to the other in the garage.

Yes we were some trash children🗑️

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Guiness Pig @guinesspig.bsky.social · 5d

The amazing @morgfair.bsky.social has her own podcast now! Morgan Fairchild is Covid-Conscious and continues to mask up and speak up about Covid. She’s a wonderful ambassador for our community! Follow her and check out her podcast!

Morgan Fairchild @morgfair.bsky.social · 5d

Meet Two Bitches from Texas -our new podcast!
Listen wherever you get your podcasts…or watch us in living color on @YouTube
#TwoBitchesFromTexas #MorganFairchild #CathrynHart

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Guiness Pig @guinesspig.bsky.social · 5d

Congrats, Morgan!
Can’t wait to listen!

Guiness Pig @guinesspig.bsky.social · 5d

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