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7 fuzzballs in a trenchcoat

@grumpylothcat.bsky.social

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Kylux, Garashir, Star Wars & Star Trek in general, MDZS, WOH, IWTV, OFMD, a certain timelord, & the randomness of an AuDHD brain 🔞 || 40+ || no pronouns thx || 🇩🇪🇬🇧

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7 fuzzballs in a trenchcoat @grumpylothcat.bsky.social · Dec 3

If you need to know anything about me, it's that a kyluxed version of this scene has been playing in my head 24/7 for years now & it will never stop.

youtu.be/HixUECNMnbs?...

>>Face to face
My lovely foe
Mouth to mouth
Raining heaven's blows<<

Batman Returns - Selina's Secret | Super Scenes | DC

YouTube video by DC

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7 fuzzballs in a trenchcoat @grumpylothcat.bsky.social · 1d

Hux has taken up crocheting

Post with a picture of 2 long crocheted panels in dark blue and ocean blue. Text above: I'm half way done with my second piece, 4 more to go.

Below, another user is asking: Watcha making?

First users reply to this question: none of your business given I don't know you nor do I want to.

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7 fuzzballs in a trenchcoat @grumpylothcat.bsky.social · 2d

What if Id write a thing about Julian revenge breaking into the holo deck just to find Garak naked on a basking rock? *having a stare-off with myself in the mirror*

7 fuzzballs in a trenchcoat @grumpylothcat.bsky.social · 3d

It's part of the dog-tag & lightsaber necklace for new.
I think that works better than putting it with the sterling silver lightsaber. 🤔

Necklace with a copper dog-tag plate, a miniature of Kylo Rens lightsaber and a red, uncut Kyber crystal.

7 fuzzballs in a trenchcoat @grumpylothcat.bsky.social · 3d

Finally found a light-up Kyber crystal that I liked. ❤️

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7 fuzzballs in a trenchcoat @grumpylothcat.bsky.social · 3d

Thank you 👻

7 fuzzballs in a trenchcoat @grumpylothcat.bsky.social · 3d

Oooh that's cool, happy birthday! 🥳🕸️

7 fuzzballs in a trenchcoat @grumpylothcat.bsky.social · 4d

Btw I still think it's super cool I got married on Halloween.
Our reasons are more personal, but it's also cool to dress up and walk around as if the whole city was our Goth wedding anniversary guests.

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7 fuzzballs in a trenchcoat @grumpylothcat.bsky.social · 4d

Halloween Kylux

Textpost: there's no age limit on trick or treating. You can knock on my door with a martini and a smouldering Pall Mall in your old looking hands and I'm gonna give you a Snickers. Happy Halloween.

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7 fuzzballs in a trenchcoat @grumpylothcat.bsky.social · 5d

I would also accept this version

Textpost: I have leaned today thaf my library refers to me as 'the specific and highly active user' and has denied some of my purchase requests because 'we can't skew the collection too much towards the taste of 'the specific and highly active user'.
I suggested roughly 100 vampire books last year, it probably jas something to do with that.

Question from another user: op is there any reason the Librarians would feel safer not invoking you by name?

7 fuzzballs in a trenchcoat @grumpylothcat.bsky.social · 5d

I'm not often interested in modern AUs but I'm craving a Kylux version of this so bad now

To the person at the London Library who has taken out all of the very, vety niche topic I'm currently researching - who are you? Reveal yourself: let's fall in love or murder each other.

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7 fuzzballs in a trenchcoat @grumpylothcat.bsky.social · 6d

Hux didn't want to join Kylo and the KOR on their camping trip in the first place

Picture of a can of Spam with it's contents sitting close by, a hole is carved into the meat.
Someone's comment: that's the second worst reason anyone would carve a hole in a block of spam.

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7 fuzzballs in a trenchcoat @grumpylothcat.bsky.social · 11d

Hux

Everyone says they want a fairytale wedding, but when I show up and curse their firstborn, suddenly I'm the jerk.

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7 fuzzballs in a trenchcoat @grumpylothcat.bsky.social · 14d

I told my partner about the ditched Ben Solo script and he whispered "Force Ghost: message from Ren".

And added "II came up with that in 30 sec, there's no reason for those in charge to dismiss anything just because a character is dead."

😍😭

7 fuzzballs in a trenchcoat @grumpylothcat.bsky.social · 14d

Oh damn. Fuck.
I'm speechless what the hell.
🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬

7 fuzzballs in a trenchcoat @grumpylothcat.bsky.social · 15d

I can sense at least 5 different Kylux fics in here

Drawing of a black hound with a long snout, mouth open. From the right side of the picture a light skinned, delicate hand is put into the mouth of the animal. It's yellow eyes are wide open.
Accompanying text says: In the surveillance state, everyone is a cam girl.

7 fuzzballs in a trenchcoat @grumpylothcat.bsky.social · 16d

with every call. Less and less to say. They don't notice much I think, talking about what's going on in their lives.

But maybe there's a limit to my capacity to care and I'm scared of that I think.

7 fuzzballs in a trenchcoat @grumpylothcat.bsky.social · 16d

or think "they're copied from social media" so they don't have to face what was,always present while they did nothing.

Obviously this was the last time I shared something personal like that (other topics are already off limits like gender/sexuality).
My options for coping become more limited

7 fuzzballs in a trenchcoat @grumpylothcat.bsky.social · 16d

what else. He's now frail and can't walk far, doesn't want to eat, has bowel issues on top of an untreated hernia. He's going to fade away, trying everything but real medicine to prevent that. And I can't do anything.

On top, both dismiss me & kiddos mental health issues as lockdown side effects

7 fuzzballs in a trenchcoat @grumpylothcat.bsky.social · 16d

// private, venting, parents

Since my parents changed drastically during C* I don't call them much. But I haven't cut contact and I won't, so this is my own fault. But I still need to voice my feelings.

My father is switching between drinking borax, chlorine dioxide and who knows

7 fuzzballs in a trenchcoat @grumpylothcat.bsky.social · 18d

Kylo

Me: on Halloween we dress up as skeletons, but every other day of the year skeletons dress up as us.
Cop: you know you have the right to remain silent.

7 fuzzballs in a trenchcoat @grumpylothcat.bsky.social · 19d

Also that time he got a medal for being the tallest human in history.

Adam Driver next to 3 notably smaller humans, he's wearing a medal.

7 fuzzballs in a trenchcoat @grumpylothcat.bsky.social · 19d

One thing about me is that I'm not over this, not even remotely.

Adam Drivers foot in a camel boot, next to a much smaller foot in a grey mary jane sandal.

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set phasers to old man yaoi @gaytricorder.bsky.social · Nov 24

i don’t mean to add to the top/bottom spirk discourse, but obviously kirk was the bottom because he liked being in charge everywhere but the bedroom. and ofc spock was hung like a horse this is factual guys

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7 fuzzballs in a trenchcoat @grumpylothcat.bsky.social · 20d

Introduce yourself using one food you refuse to eat, one movie you'll never watch again and one song you can't stand

1. Animal flesh, any kind (land, sea, air)
2. Ultraviolet (not offensive just extremely boring)
3. Eins, Zwei, Polizei (well, self-explanatory)

Beta Ray Ben @betarayben.bsky.social · 20d

Introduce yourself using one food you refuse to eat one movie you'll never watch again and one song you cant stand ..

1. Sea urchin.
2. Cats 2019.
3. Hyper Hyper by Scooter.

🦦OtterJ 🦦 NSFW @otter4u.bsky.social · 20d

Introduce yourself using one food you refuse to eat one movie you'll never watch again and one song you cant stand ..

1. Calf‘s kidneys
2. About a boy (seen it a gazillion times on the bus between Morelia and DF)
3. Red Wine, UB40

7 fuzzballs in a trenchcoat @grumpylothcat.bsky.social · 23d

I mean it's pretty accurate

Dr. Beverly Crusher drinking from Commander Rikers head through a glowing straw.