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⚾️ — The COOLER Jockington

@growingthebeard.bsky.social

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⤷ Parody account, not affliated with DELTARUNE! ♫ adult mun and muse, pfp art by @ness010 ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ And, Catti, is... oomfie.

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⚾️ — The COOLER Jockington @growingthebeard.bsky.social · Aug 16

‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ I support my friends, ‎ ‎ ‎
‎ ‎ ‎‎ through thick, and thin.

#deltarunerp #undertalerp #mvrp

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⚾️ — The COOLER Jockington @growingthebeard.bsky.social · 19d

(i will cry stop(

* BERDLY 🌐 @smartracers.bsky.social · 19d

smartgenius2 posted a blog update!

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⚾️ — The COOLER Jockington @growingthebeard.bsky.social · 19d

【throws baseball at the wall】

✦ LEAVE. GIM ALONE BITCH,

【trips over and destroys everything】

⚾️ — The COOLER Jockington @growingthebeard.bsky.social · 19d

✦ LEAVE, BERDLY, ALONE!!!!

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⚾️ — The COOLER Jockington @growingthebeard.bsky.social · 19d

(not Ok)

⚾️ — The COOLER Jockington @growingthebeard.bsky.social · 19d

✦ Berdly, wen ,t crazy, before iI, could make out with h,m that is, crazy!

⚾️ — The COOLER Jockington @growingthebeard.bsky.social · 22d

✦ What if, Catti, got a, low, taper fade?

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∹【ELNINA】 @forecastoflove.bsky.social · Sep 7

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⚾️ — The COOLER Jockington @growingthebeard.bsky.social · 22d

✦ #theberdlylovecampaign Is, nwo, properly, set up.

⚾️ — The COOLER Jockington @growingthebeard.bsky.social · 22d

✦ Berdly, cute bird, gamer, what is, there, not, to love?

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sans, sans the skeleton. @lazyjudgement.bsky.social · Sep 3

* cause if you take another step forward... you are 𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐋𝐋𝐘 not going to like what happens next.

— indepedent portrayal of Undertale Sans, who came to Hometown (DR) after stopping the Player in a genocide route.

[ #deltarunerp #undertalerundertalerp #mvrp ]

— nsfw dni
minors dni —

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⚾️ — The COOLER Jockington @growingthebeard.bsky.social · Sep 2

✶ Where, my valentine, at?

⚾️ — The COOLER Jockington @growingthebeard.bsky.social · Aug 31

✦︎〔His tail is gone, he sobs a little as he lays his head down.〕

✶ I'm kinda, a, mess...

⚾️ — The COOLER Jockington @growingthebeard.bsky.social · Aug 31

✶ Oh, my tails right here, huh...

⚾️ — The COOLER Jockington @growingthebeard.bsky.social · Aug 31

✶ 55 BURGERS 55 FRIES 55 PIES 55

⚾️ — The COOLER Jockington @growingthebeard.bsky.social · Aug 31

Ketchup or... What?

⚾️ — The COOLER Jockington @growingthebeard.bsky.social · Aug 31

✶ Catti oomfIe HELP

⚾️ — The COOLER Jockington @growingthebeard.bsky.social · Aug 31

✶ MY TAAAILLL I CANT FEEL MY TAIL. HELP

⚾️ — The COOLER Jockington @growingthebeard.bsky.social · Aug 31

✶ It, so, totally is, dude.

⚾️ — The COOLER Jockington @growingthebeard.bsky.social · Aug 30

✶ I, know my way, around TVs, you, know!

✦︎〔He looks blankly forward.〕

✶ If, ya need, my help, just, say it out loud!

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⚾️ — The COOLER Jockington @growingthebeard.bsky.social · Aug 30

✦︎〔It falls off... Really, really quickly, Jockington loses his balance and falls over, his tail is now on Susie's mouth.〕

✶ YEAAAHAHAHAH! That's, it!

✦︎〔As his blood drips, it slowly starts to regenerate, he slowly gets into a banana pose.〕

⚾️ — The COOLER Jockington @growingthebeard.bsky.social · Aug 30

✶ Of, course, I am! 𝗜 𝗹𝗼𝘃𝗲 𝗧𝗩! Shame, it ain't, used, as much, but still! Thousands, of folk, use it. All, day too!

✦︎〔He smiles too, fixing his glasses with his tail.〕

✶ We, really, need to, get you patched up... If, you want!

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⚾️ — The COOLER Jockington @growingthebeard.bsky.social · Aug 30

✶ Take, a bite, mane! It'll, be worth it!

✦︎〔Jockington slowly pulls his tail out of her mouth, slowly flexing his tail back for easier ripping.〕

⌈⠀𝐓ʜᴇ 𝐆ɪʀʟ . . .ᐣ⠀⌋ @securisrune.bsky.social · Aug 30

ㅤ
ㅤㅤ✱ Whoa. Seriously? . . . I wanna see that. That sounds cool as hell.
ㅤ

⚾️ — The COOLER Jockington @growingthebeard.bsky.social · Aug 30

✶ I can actually heal, my tail, did I, tell, you, that?

✶ Course, if ya, plan, on eating, my tail, in, the literal sense...

⚾️ — The COOLER Jockington @growingthebeard.bsky.social · Aug 30

✶ I can actually heal, my tail, did I, tell, you, that?

✶ Course, if ya, plan, on eating, my tail, in, the literal sense...

⌈⠀𝐓ʜᴇ 𝐆ɪʀʟ . . .ᐣ⠀⌋ @securisrune.bsky.social · Aug 30

ㅤ
ㅤㅤ✱ I mean. Kinda, yeah. Yer all jus' head 'n tail.
ㅤ

⚾️ — The COOLER Jockington @growingthebeard.bsky.social · Aug 30

✦︎〔Tilting his head.〕

✶ Naw, mane... Is, it supposed, to hurt? 'cause I feel, great.

⚾️ — The COOLER Jockington @growingthebeard.bsky.social · Aug 30

✶ Maybe, you ended, up, in the wrong, hands, mane! Doesn't mean, you're, not fun!

✦︎〔He slithers up the TV, wrapping around their shoulder.〕

✶ I'm, having fun, talking to, you, about, this! You just, need to find the, right person!

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⚾️ — The COOLER Jockington @growingthebeard.bsky.social · Aug 30

✦︎〔Tilting his head.〕

✶ Naw, mane... Is, it supposed, to hurt? 'cause I feel, great.

⌈⠀𝐓ʜᴇ 𝐆ɪʀʟ . . .ᐣ⠀⌋ @securisrune.bsky.social · Aug 30

ㅤ
ㅤㅤ✱ n. Nah man it's just. Does it hurt???
ㅤ

⚾️ — The COOLER Jockington @growingthebeard.bsky.social · Aug 30

✦︎〔He seems rather content with this, if he can help people, why be upset?〕

✶ First time, eating, snake tail?