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Gerard
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I come from a land next to a land down under … Zestful user of profanity. Interests - rugby, rugby, cricket, cricket, beer, wine, SNARK. Unalloyed support for all things Kiwi. https://bsky.app/profile/groverxv.bsky.social/post/3kzlszkke7m2v
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My God. The final sentence is the cherry on the op of the whole shitshow
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Trump: "The ocean drugs and the sea drugs, drugs by sea they call it also, that's almost down to nothing."
22nd Amendment?

Kiss my ass. That thing is toast. Dude is only leaving office in a hearse.
Trump: "We can never let what happened in the 2020 election happen again. We just can't let that happen. I know Kash is working on it, everybody is working on it. And certainly Tulsi is working on it. We can't let that happen again to our country."
World is SO upside down.
In a really competitive race, this guy is the weirdest human to ever walk the earth, Bar none.
Exactly this
The same people who lost their minds over renovations to Cracker Barrel are totally fine with the White House getting bulldozed
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Really supportive. They keep telling me I’m good at problem-solving and to keep it up.”



“Aw son, that’s so great. Good on you!”

#SoSweet
#IWannaGiveThemBothAHug
#ItsAustraliaSoItWouldBeAManHugWithBackSlaps
A very very sweet interaction over breakfast at the Melbourne hotel I’m staying in between a young fella telling his very proud dad about the things he’s up to in his first job. Kid might be 20?

“I get a real sense of achievement about making the formulas & macros in Excel work. My colleagues are
The chances of someone getting a Nazi insignia tattoo without understanding it was a Nazi tattoo are absolutely fucking zero.
World has tilted so far off it's orbit it may as well be out near Neptune.

I am at a LOSS. Everywhere all the time about everything.
In a very competitive field, this might be the stupidest Conservative policy proposal in post-war British history.

(Remember Brexit wasn’t a policy proposal - the referendum was. Cameron and Johnson never intended to leave the EU. The were just waving their schoolboy hatreds around in public)
Tory policy is to revoke permanent residence (ILR) for everybody who does not earn £38k - deporting most nurses who have ILR

This is put in the video as "who is unlikely to contribute more than they cost"

NB: video does not say EU settled status is exempt

No govt since Idi Amin has done this
I made a joke the other day about in a work preso financial forecast out to the middle of Trump’s 4th term and very few people laughed.
“Trump tore down a part of the White House only hours after spreading a fake video of him wearing a crown and shit-bombing the American people”

Dems down 6 points.

I mean … come on …
Someone should try nationalising it rather than allowing it to remain active under a management system that is hostile to the U.K.s interests (To be clear, a Board full of facking Tories)
Stay calm lads. Have been fed a clip of the biggest pair of wankers to walk the earth.

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Along with a whole buncha sailors from a whole buncha navies ...
“Yes … but what kind of Frog are you?”
“Leaves office”

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