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Mike, Débrouillard @grizzledyoungvet.bsky.social · 1h

2:1 Cola:Fernet is fine, personally prefer a 3:1 ratio.

This is what an 1800s doctor would give you if you got shot or thrown off a horse

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Mike, Débrouillard @grizzledyoungvet.bsky.social · 2h

If I wanted to watch an alcoholic who can't do pull ups, I'd go back to living how I did in 2020

Prem Thakker ツ @premthakker.bsky.social · 3h

NEW: Pentagon officials are forcing staff to watch Pete Hegseth's "Warrior" speech he forced generals to listen to.

Officials are even "testing" staff to see if they watched — and are threatening consequences if they lie about watching it or if they mock it, sources tell @swin24.bsky.social and I.

The Pentagon Is Ordering Staff to Watch Hegseth’s ‘MAGA Garbage’ Speech… Or Else

Defense Department sources tell Zeteo that staff have been warned that if they don’t watch or read the speech, or if they speak negatively of it, they could face severe consequences.

zeteo.com

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Mike, Débrouillard @grizzledyoungvet.bsky.social · 3h

Honestly a 90s NJPW chop probably would've reset his circadian rhythm and heart

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Mike, Débrouillard @grizzledyoungvet.bsky.social · 3h

Being 16 and 6ft, 220lbs wrangling a 5'7 140lb pillhead taught us both real quick why weight classes exist😭

I don't have time to be running around and even his best* placed hits weren't doing much.

*I narrowly avoided getting kicked in the head more than once bc you can't balance on drugs

Mike, Débrouillard @grizzledyoungvet.bsky.social · 3h

This reminded me of Ms. Coco, a family friend of my ex's, who made fun of me for palm striking and grappling our friend who was higher than a kite instead of decking him💀💀💀

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Mike, Débrouillard @grizzledyoungvet.bsky.social · 3h

I was playing a lot of Tekken 7 at the time and thought Goju Ryu was the toughest shit ever, plus something something world made of cardboard

a cartoon of superman with a red cape on

ALT: a cartoon of superman with a red cape on

media.tenor.com

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Mike, Débrouillard @grizzledyoungvet.bsky.social · 3h

"You're the adult here, can you help me wrangle the fuggin pillhead? No? OKAAAAYYYY"😭💀

Mike, Débrouillard @grizzledyoungvet.bsky.social · 3h

Nah, straight up E. Honda palm strike to the chest to knock him down. Tried to armbar him, but worked it into a crossface bc (unsurprisingly) he wasn't being very cooperative

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Mike, Débrouillard @grizzledyoungvet.bsky.social · 3h

This reminded me of Ms. Coco, a family friend of my ex's, who made fun of me for palm striking and grappling our friend who was higher than a kite instead of decking him💀💀💀

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Mike, Débrouillard @grizzledyoungvet.bsky.social · 3h

Wait chatgpt isn't free?

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Mike, Débrouillard @grizzledyoungvet.bsky.social · 4h

Server looking at our 12 top "who's industry"

At least 2/3s of us BABY LETS GOOO

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Mike, Débrouillard @grizzledyoungvet.bsky.social · 4h

You sound like the nurse that told me I shouldn't do alcohol rectally, either

Mike, Débrouillard @grizzledyoungvet.bsky.social · 4h

I haven't had it since I was in Toronto w my old sous and we were just shooting it lmao

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Mike, Débrouillard @grizzledyoungvet.bsky.social · 4h

Partner caught my life reaction of learning what a fernet con cola is (I'm drinking it tn) @thehermitdruid.bsky.social

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Mike, Débrouillard @grizzledyoungvet.bsky.social · 6h

Men will literally burn the planet to the ground to bust a nut before they get game

Fuckin embarassing

The Verge @theverge.com · 10h

Sam Altman says ChatGPT will soon sext with verified adults

ChatGPT is about to get flirty.

buff.ly

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Chris Kluwe @chriswarcraft.bsky.social · 7h

So glad we’re burning down rainforests and drying up lakes to help total losers masturbate in an entirely new way

The Verge @theverge.com · 10h

Sam Altman says ChatGPT will soon sext with verified adults

ChatGPT is about to get flirty.

buff.ly

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Josh Sawyer @jesawyer.bsky.social · 8h

ralph lauren 👑

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Sam @rhysticstudies.bsky.social · 9h

i also love how many people hate this format. we need more incongruent jagged shit that irritates. wool sweaters and bitter beer. a boot that blisters. writing in red ink.

Cal @caljones.com · 9h

i think the most important impact DanDan will have in the long term is bringing a format to the cultural limelight that is just a bit *weird* and showing people that they can do weird stuff with Magic cards that isn't making a new Commander-like.

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Mike, Débrouillard @grizzledyoungvet.bsky.social · 12h

If I heard someone tell me "I'm having AI rewrite GoT w Marilyn Monroe" I'm dragging them out back and old yellering them

It's the human equivalent of being a snail hijacked by brain parasites

Scientific American @sciam.bsky.social · 1d

Despite early, and familiar, copyright growing pains, Sora may be the prelude to AI-generated on-demand TV and movies

Want to See Marilyn Monroe in Game of Thrones? AI Could Make It Soon

Despite early, and familiar, copyright growing pains, Sora may be the prelude to AI-generated on-demand TV and movies

www.scientificamerican.com

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Mike, Débrouillard @grizzledyoungvet.bsky.social · 12h

I'd say these are getting harder to spot, but I had just woken up tbh

It's glaringly obvious💀

Mike, Débrouillard @grizzledyoungvet.bsky.social · 12h

Embarassingly, I almost got got by an AI ring video

-None of thosw candies are real
-The raccoon isn't even standing on the table
-Is that a bowl? Bag? Paper mache?
-Halloween is over 2 weeks out
-It moves like a PS2 NPC
-It has an extremely delayed reaction

Those are only the raccoons issues😭

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Mike, Débrouillard @grizzledyoungvet.bsky.social · 12h

Shooters shoot

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Isa / EvilCleverDog @evilcleverdog.bsky.social · Aug 23

Using ChatGPT

Edith @edithcharles.bsky.social · Aug 23

What's something that isn't considered embarrassing but you think it should be?

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Mike, Débrouillard @grizzledyoungvet.bsky.social · 13h

Exhaustion is a hell of a drug

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Mike, Débrouillard @grizzledyoungvet.bsky.social · 22h

Alright am I stupid(yes), bc I can't figure out why most Rhino lists run little to no haste enablers

Most decks can probably handle 1 Rhino at a time, not 2,3,4 and so just keep swinging?

Mike, Débrouillard @grizzledyoungvet.bsky.social · 22h

Hell yeah