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OBEY wario; destroy MARIO❗️ (parody) — ✍️ written by kyo, mun 18+

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💰 wario @greenhorngroove.bsky.social · Jan 30

have ROTTEN day❗️

#MVRP, written by Kyo

a cartoon character with a mustache and a yellow hat is standing on a staircase next to a ghost .

ALT: a cartoon character with a mustache and a yellow hat is standing on a staircase next to a ghost .

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💰 wario @greenhorngroove.bsky.social · Aug 3

💰 wario @greenhorngroove.bsky.social · Apr 17

WARIO BELIEVES IN A GOOD COMPETITION BASED MARKET. THIS SHIT IS RIDICULOUS

💰 wario @greenhorngroove.bsky.social · Apr 16

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💰 wario @greenhorngroove.bsky.social · Apr 16

OH, YEAH.. OH, YEAH! COME GIVE-A WARIO SOME SUGAR, BABYCAKES

💰 wario @greenhorngroove.bsky.social · Apr 16

SONIC, MY LONG LOST LOVER

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💰 wario @greenhorngroove.bsky.social · Feb 14

MARIO IS-A NOT HERE. GO BACK IN YOUR IVORY TOWER OF MONARCHY AND LEAVE WARIO TO HIS LEGITIMATE BUSINESS

💰 wario @greenhorngroove.bsky.social · Feb 14

WHAT. IS YOUR BRAIN SO PEA SIZED YOU CANNOT UNDERSTAND?

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💰 wario @greenhorngroove.bsky.social · Feb 13

YES BUT IT IS-A EASY TO THINK OF ‘MARIO’ WHEN ONE HEARS ‘SCHMUCK’. UNLIKE WARIO, WHO IS MOST-A ASSOCIATED WITH WORDS LIKE ‘ENTREPRENEUR’ AND ‘SIGMA’.

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💰 wario @greenhorngroove.bsky.social · Feb 5

SONIS, PLEASE. YOU WOUND WARIO LIKE THIS. YOU CAN REMEMBER MARIO, BUT NOT WARIO? COME ON!

💰 wario @greenhorngroove.bsky.social · Feb 4

SONIS, YOU KNOW WARIO. WE DID THE JAVELIN EVENT TOGETHER AT THE OLYMPIC GAMES. PLEASE, LET WARIO INSIDE.

💰 wario @greenhorngroove.bsky.social · Feb 4

HELLO SONIS. IT'S-A-ME, WARIO. YOU HAVE NOT-A BEEN RETURNING MY CALLS, SO, I AM HERE TO SEE YOU. BUT IT IS SO VERY-A COLD OUTSIDE, AND YOUR BACK DOOR IS LOCKED. PLEASE LET WARIO INSIDE. IF YOU'RE COLD, AFTER ALL, THEY ARE COLD.

💰 wario @greenhorngroove.bsky.social · Feb 4

[ slaps you so hard you get sent there smash brothers 100% kill style ]

💰 wario @greenhorngroove.bsky.social · Feb 3

(( hi guys

frieza @pizzafreeza.bsky.social · Feb 3

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⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ #MVRP
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💰 wario @greenhorngroove.bsky.social · Feb 3

CONGRATULATIONS @myhobbyisboy.bsky.social FOR BEING THE ONLY ONE SO FAR TO APPLY. YOU ARE NOW UH JUNIOR MANAGER AT NEW DONK CITY LOCATION

💰 wario @greenhorngroove.bsky.social · Feb 1

WARIO IS OPENING JOB APPLICATIONS AT WARIOWARE INC’S NEW DONK LOCATION. YOU CAN APPLY HERE docs.google.com/forms/d/1dR1... 👈

💰 wario @greenhorngroove.bsky.social · Feb 3

GO NOW AND MAY DEMOCRACY SEE YOU THROUGH

💰 wario @greenhorngroove.bsky.social · Feb 2

a birthday card with a goat with balloons in its mouth and the words happy birthday

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💰 wario @greenhorngroove.bsky.social · Feb 2

HELLO ELISE IT IS I, WARIO. WARIO WAS BUSY YESTERDAY BUT WARIO WOULD LIKE TO WISH YOU A HAPPY BIRTHDAY NOW. ATTACHED BELOW WILL BE YOUR BIRTHDAY GIF

💰 wario @greenhorngroove.bsky.social · Feb 2

WARIO WILL DRAFT YOU FOR WARIO'S WAR. COME HERE

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💰 wario @greenhorngroove.bsky.social · Feb 2

WARIO MEANT WARIO, NOT MARIO. MY BAD

💰 wario @greenhorngroove.bsky.social · Feb 2

VALENTINE’S DAY? EEEW. MARIO MUST PREPARE VALENTINE GIFT BOX FOR WHEN THE MONA HITS THE OFFICE THAT DAY. WARIO’S LEAST FAVORITE EVENT OF THE YEAR

💰 wario @greenhorngroove.bsky.social · Feb 1

WELL UHHH YOU KNOW UHHH WELL UHHH OH MY GOD GUYS LOOK IT IS DONKEY KONG [ pointing in a random direction ]

💰 wario @greenhorngroove.bsky.social · Feb 1

(( write with my wario, girl

💰 wario @greenhorngroove.bsky.social · Feb 1

WARIO KEEPS ADDING QUESTIONS HAHA SO SILLY OF WARTIO

💰 wario @greenhorngroove.bsky.social · Feb 1

WARIO IS OPENING JOB APPLICATIONS AT WARIOWARE INC’S NEW DONK LOCATION. YOU CAN APPLY HERE docs.google.com/forms/d/1dR1... 👈

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💰 wario @greenhorngroove.bsky.social · Jan 31

WALUIGI IS VERY UN-BASED TO GREEN LUIGI. NOT BECAUSE HE BELIEVES THAT NARRATIVE, BUT BECAUSE WALUIGI IS A DEMENTED FREAK

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