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Waffle House of the Dragon @greenakers.bsky.social · Nov 15

WHAT YOU CAN EXPECT:
- ToddlerDadPosting
- the Gospel of DCFC
- furious grousing about Tom Izzo's rotation choices and (non-)use of timeouts
- Mark Hamill Joker-level fantasy football nihilism
- occasional political dismay but I'll try to take it easy on that, lots of people do/know that better

Waffle House of the Dragon @greenakers.bsky.social · 8h

Looking, staring, gawking

Potayto potahto

Waffle House of the Dragon @greenakers.bsky.social · 9h

Found myself absentmindedly singing On The Day It Finally Happens in the shower this morning, unprompted by any particular news item

SOON PLEASE

Waffle House of the Dragon @greenakers.bsky.social · 13h

Damn miracle to get this number of egg-shaped white dudes, uhh, tusslin' sure let's call it that, and nobody opened fire

Waffle House of the Dragon @greenakers.bsky.social · 13h

That belt stanchion's probably day-to-day, we'll see how it looks in practice Wednesday

Waffle House of the Dragon @greenakers.bsky.social · 15h

Hey, it looks like you've printed lies in the newspaper again so we're gonna reset the Days Since New York Post Printed Obvious Lies Counter to zero for the 10,000th straight day. Chin up, there's always tomorrow

Waffle House of the Dragon @greenakers.bsky.social · 1d

We (Pistons) have to trade with them immediately

Get a Fathead of Dikembe Mutumbo and photoshop it grabbing a rebound and we're getting 2 1s back

Waffle House of the Dragon @greenakers.bsky.social · 1d

What even is the point of the league doing this? Thinking that fans just like all scoring?

Waffle House of the Dragon @greenakers.bsky.social · 1d

Showing kiddo the Reese's and Milky Way all of last week like we were grinding tape

Waffle House of the Dragon @greenakers.bsky.social · 2d

Embarrassing display, imagine not being Baseball Gollum when your team is in the World Series

Waffle House of the Dragon @greenakers.bsky.social · 2d

Full commercial for the pitching change is nasty work by Fox

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Northern Guard Supporters @ngsdetroit.bsky.social · 2d

More like Loserville

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Waffle House of the Dragon @greenakers.bsky.social · 2d

I eventually talked myself out of this into some optimism largely because of Haller's other hires all being good, vibes don't lie folks

Waffle House of the Dragon @greenakers.bsky.social · Nov 30

Look I've been hitting Sim To End Of Season since the Michigan loss, but folks who see much reason for optimism with this whole thing, I'll listen: what do you see that you like here? Gotta be specific, if you say "improvement" without explaining you get the inquisition

Waffle House of the Dragon @greenakers.bsky.social · 2d

At least the last bumbling doofus named John Smith ran a fun offense, I am not wasting another second of my life watching this team while this guy coaches it

Waffle House of the Dragon @greenakers.bsky.social · 2d

See you gotta scream and cry and piss yourself like Fleck if you want calls

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Waffle House of the Dragon @greenakers.bsky.social · 2d

Tyler Loop is a promise he hasn't kept yet

Waffle House of the Dragon @greenakers.bsky.social · 2d

Why did I turn this game on, watching this team only makes me furious lol

Waffle House of the Dragon @greenakers.bsky.social · 2d

That playcalling sequence is fireable

Waffle House of the Dragon @greenakers.bsky.social · 2d

Dog Turd Hunt, Maddening difficulty

A yard blanketed in dead, mostly brownish leaves

Waffle House of the Dragon @greenakers.bsky.social · 3d

(Tapping diagnostic monitor in own living room) we have all the problems of a major theme park and a major zoo, and the baby's not even on his feet yet

Waffle House of the Dragon @greenakers.bsky.social · 3d

Time to beat the shit out of some kids and take half their money

Waffle House of the Dragon @greenakers.bsky.social · 3d

Cops breathlessly warning parents to check the quality of the copper ingots in their Halloween buckets

Classical Studies Memes for Hellenistic Teens @csmfht.bsky.social · 3d

Watch out for Ea Nasir this Halloween!

Waffle House of the Dragon @greenakers.bsky.social · 3d

Hustle mindset is being up at 5:30 am EST to make sure folks are stocked for informative Reformation programming

Rick Steves @ricksteves.bsky.social · 3d

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Waffle House of the Dragon @greenakers.bsky.social · 5d

Archbishop of Canterbury giving him a Kendall Gill jersey

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Microplastics Sommelier @leastactionhero.bsky.social · 7d

Dominos meme
White Sox fan forced to accept Cubs jersey

Assyrian bishops refuse to condemn Nestorius's 431 challenge to the use of the title Theotokos ('Bearer of God'") for Mary.

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Waffle House of the Dragon @greenakers.bsky.social · 7d

Incredible insight into the hubris of the vaguely political-class who agree to sit down with him, at this point can only be chalked up to load-bearing "But I'm Built Different"edness