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greede.bsky.social
GreedE
@greede.bsky.social
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Reply Guy, giver of stoned thoughts, and one who sometimes posts minis. He/Him
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GreedE @greede.bsky.social · 8h
Why are you asking me the probability?!? I’m not some math scientist!
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GreedE @greede.bsky.social · 8h
5 FOOTBALL FIELDS?!
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GreedE @greede.bsky.social · 8h
Holy shit
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GreedE @greede.bsky.social · 8h
😱
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GreedE @greede.bsky.social · 8h
That’s crazy.

What’s a kilometer?
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GreedE @greede.bsky.social · 8h
Real shit?
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GreedE @greede.bsky.social · 10h
I was lying. Still am.
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GreedE @greede.bsky.social · 10h
Sounds like renting with extra steps
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GreedE @greede.bsky.social · 10h
Ain’t no way half of Americans own a home.
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GreedE @greede.bsky.social · 1d
*Patrick Star voice: Belialialialialialialialialialialial

That’s how you sound.
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GreedE @greede.bsky.social · 1d
Not my GOAT!
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GreedE @greede.bsky.social · 1d
How hard can a football be to manage?
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GreedE @greede.bsky.social · 1d
“It has come to pass” painting by Sergei Lukin 1958. A Bolshevik soldier stands in the Winter Palace looking up at the grandeur of the palace he has just taken. The Women’s March on Versailles. Author unknown. A contemporary illustration from October 5, 1789. A drawing of women with swords, clubs, pikes, and other weapons. Several are pulling a cannon.
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GreedE @greede.bsky.social · 1d
It’s no fun when the mortal WANTS to be haunted 😒
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GreedE @greede.bsky.social · 1d
How else would a ouija board work?
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GreedE @greede.bsky.social · 1d
Cognitive Therapy is stored in the balls.
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GreedE @greede.bsky.social · 1d
Inhaling CO2 to improve my homosexuality. Haven’t been able to suck cock or get aroused by men, but maybe now I’ll finally be the gay man I was always meant to be.
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GreedE @greede.bsky.social · 1d
Current go-to game memory leaking. Headset broke. These are dark days in my gamer life.
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GreedE @greede.bsky.social · 2d
Turris Babel (The Tower of Babel) - a 1679 work by the Jesuit scholar Athanasius Kircher.
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GreedE @greede.bsky.social · 2d
What if all phonetic languages taught and wrote in the International Phonetic Alphabet? Wouldn’t that be crazy? Like keep their unique languages but universal reading and pronunciation would be wild
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GreedE @greede.bsky.social · 2d
So everyone pronounces Belial like “Bee-Lee-L” but in my heart it is and always will be “Beh-Lie-L”
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GreedE @greede.bsky.social · 2d
The first and last hits are hardest.
The rest is mid.
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GreedE @greede.bsky.social · 2d
I’m sorry money couldn’t buy you happiness, but I’m built different
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GreedE @greede.bsky.social · 2d
Idk what I expected but this is sending me.
Jenny_tightpants @jtp.bsky.social: guy who thinks mamdani is antisemitic but defends platner’s tatto October 22, 2025 at 8:26 AM Translate A red arrow and red question mark are drawn towards the link to Translate A google translate screenshot of the previous picture’s skeet with enlgish-detected translated to English as the exact same skeet A screenshot of the beginning of a reply to the skeet with a pop up asking “are you writing in Latin?” Despite no text yet being written. The pop-up is circled in red with question marks around it
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GreedE @greede.bsky.social · 2d
Might start believing in god again