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Sanjeev Kohli

@govindajeggy.bsky.social

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Navid in Still Game, Synthesiser Patel in Look Around You, Ramesh in @FagsMagsandBags and dynamite in a boob tube. Work enquires: [email protected]

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Sanjeev Kohli @govindajeggy.bsky.social · 2h

Arachnophobia is the fear of anything with eight legs, like spiders, scorpions or ABBA

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Sanjeev Kohli @govindajeggy.bsky.social · 1d

A man who jumped onto his nemesis from a twenty storey building has been pronounced dead on a rival

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Sanjeev Kohli @govindajeggy.bsky.social · 1d

ITV1, 9pm tonight:
'Ayres & Graces'.
This week our intrepid trio Pam Ayres, Grace Jones & Grace Slick go down the Colorado River in a canoe

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Sanjeev Kohli @govindajeggy.bsky.social · 1d

For a very short time, Henry the Seventh & Henry the Eighth ruled jointly as Henry the Fifteen Fifty-Sixths

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Sanjeev Kohli @govindajeggy.bsky.social · 2d

It’s taken me 8 years, but I have now collected enough of my own phlegm to make a full-size model of Daniel Craig. Which will finally allow me to say these words:
“I’ve been expectorating you Mr Bond”

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Sanjeev Kohli @govindajeggy.bsky.social · 3d

Apparently they’ve developed a car that runs purely on racial hatred. This will provide an interesting dilemma for Nigel Farage and his anti-Green policy

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Sanjeev Kohli @govindajeggy.bsky.social · 3d

It’s not easy being a self-made man. Making your own hands before you have hands is definitely the hardest part.

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Sanjeev Kohli @govindajeggy.bsky.social · 5d

Sly Stallone would have given his ALL to become Sly Stone

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Sanjeev Kohli @govindajeggy.bsky.social · 5d

Been reading about the mathematician on Scott's Antarctic mission. Horrible man, apparently. Very cold and calculating

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Sanjeev Kohli @govindajeggy.bsky.social · 5d

After they split up, the band ‘Eternal’ were posthumously renamed ‘Temporary’

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Sanjeev Kohli @govindajeggy.bsky.social · 7d

Ask me anything about Archie Gemmill’s skin or Archie Macpherson’s hair or Archie Panjabi’s artex. I have a degree in archietexture

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Sanjeev Kohli @govindajeggy.bsky.social · 9d

Ask me anything you like about Dermot Murnaghan, Dermot O’Leary or Dermot Morgan. I’m a fully qualified Dermotologist

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Sanjeev Kohli @govindajeggy.bsky.social · 10d

Tommy Cannon was once hit by an asteroid & lay under it unconscious for three days. If only Bobby Ball had had a catchphrase with which to alert the emergency services

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Sanjeev Kohli @govindajeggy.bsky.social · 11d

If like me you find Alanis Morissette a bit small, why not try Alan Moriss?

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Sanjeev Kohli @govindajeggy.bsky.social · 11d

If like me you find courgettes a bit small, why not try a courge?

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Sanjeev Kohli @govindajeggy.bsky.social · 11d

Never understood why the word “wanker” is an insult. We’ve all done it. Be weird if you DIDN’T do it. It’s like calling someone a “breather”

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Sanjeev Kohli @govindajeggy.bsky.social · 12d

So. Who’s all wearing socks for Socktober?

#socktober

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Sanjeev Kohli @govindajeggy.bsky.social · 13d

If you stop eating meat long enough you forget how it tastes. It’s a phenomenon called ‘hamnesia’

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Sanjeev Kohli @govindajeggy.bsky.social · 13d

Forgotten how good Crocodile Magritte is. "That's not a pipe. This is a pipe”

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Sanjeev Kohli @govindajeggy.bsky.social · 14d

During the Gulf War, Massive Attack were forced temporarily to change their name to Pillow Fight

Sanjeev Kohli @govindajeggy.bsky.social · 15d

I didn't say that the award for Feline Rear of the Year was a disaster. I said it was a cat ass trophy

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Sanjeev Kohli @govindajeggy.bsky.social · 18d

Surprising amount of bird behaviouralists in pop:
1. Prince (who knew when doves cried)
2. That Petrel Emotion
3. How Kestrels Manoeuvre in the Dark

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Nicola Meighan @nicolameighan.bsky.social · 19d

This week's newsletter is here! With @damedenisemina.bsky.social live at The Stand in Glasgow (Oct 9)! @govindajeggy.bsky.social live (same; Nov 13)!
Plus: tune into @ambroseparry.bsky.social! Chris Brookmyre! Clare Grogan! Loads more! It's all here: www.akickupthearts.org/campaigns/vi...

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Sanjeev Kohli @govindajeggy.bsky.social · 19d

When I said butter, I meant ghee. I should have clarified

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Sanjeev Kohli @govindajeggy.bsky.social · 19d

Watch Top of the Pops 1977 tonight on BBC4 for a lovely window into more innocent times. On the bill tonight…
"Dad's Back! (from Makro)" by Fruit Cocktail, "Wandering Hands" by Newbuild, & "The Lasagna Shuffle" by Glacé Cherry

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