Lightnews — Scholar-powered news

lower decker astra 🖖🏼

@goodboyporthos.bsky.social

2.1K followers 300 following 8.2K posts

1701% full of bad star trek shitposts, live long an yap on 🖖🏼 she/her. USA. pfp by @yumenosix.bsky.social‬

Posts Media Videos Starter Packs

Pinned

lower decker astra 🖖🏼 @goodboyporthos.bsky.social · Jan 6

new year, new intro post!

hi! i’m astra and i love star trek!

in real life i’m basically a lower decker as i graduated college in 2024, am in my early 20s, and have no clue what’s going on.

i’m from the US & mostly post silly memes that i made with a touch of real-life commentary.

enjoy! LLAP! 🖖🏼

star trek enterprise season 1 episode 25

it’s nighttime and porthos the beagle is sitting on a chair and facing to the left. he looks relatively happy as in this scene he’s with his owner, captain archer. on the left, white text reads “lower decker astra’s intro post” with my url, goodboyporthos.bsky.social, underneath.

the original image is from trekcore but i cropped it a little and added text!

10 7 170

Reposted by lower decker astra 🖖🏼

Six @yumenosix.bsky.social · 2h

i worked very hard on this page today :3 yumenosix.neocities.org/sitemap

sitemap | six

yumenosix.neocities.org

3 1 8

lower decker astra 🖖🏼 @goodboyporthos.bsky.social · 4h

my theory is (and i saw this on someone else’s post too) creation is creating artificial scarcity… getting people to buy asap.

2 1

lower decker astra 🖖🏼 @goodboyporthos.bsky.social · 6h

DID I TELL YOU ABOUT DOLIM?? (the hostile roommate situation)

1 1

lower decker astra 🖖🏼 @goodboyporthos.bsky.social · 6h

guess i’m not going then idk

lower decker astra 🖖🏼 @goodboyporthos.bsky.social · 6h

ya lmao

lower decker astra 🖖🏼 @goodboyporthos.bsky.social · 6h

listen, trump taking the boeing 747 from qatar is a terrible idea. they should give it to me instead!

if there ARE any sort of spy devices on it, the qatar government can listen to my hinge horror stories and they’ll never wanna listen again :)))

2 10

lower decker astra 🖖🏼 @goodboyporthos.bsky.social · 9h

yeah it says general admission sold out

screenshot from creation entertainment website saying WEEKEND GENERAL ADMISSION $ — 0 seats remaining.

1 1

lower decker astra 🖖🏼 @goodboyporthos.bsky.social · 9h

lol there’s no more GA for STLV so i guess im not going anyway. i’m not spending more than GA.

lower decker astra 🖖🏼 @goodboyporthos.bsky.social · 19h

idk if i should go to stlv next year like. i had such a mixed experience. the celebrities were great, they were all so nice! plus next year is ENT 25…

but i got constantly hit on and there was so much drama. im still pissed about that creepy guy posting my face and making the bikini comment.

4 6

lower decker astra 🖖🏼 @goodboyporthos.bsky.social · 9h

i thought this was a reply to my stlv skeet and i laughed lmfao

i will do poison next but i like the aggressive part of “you didn’t know” (i’m in an aggressive mood this week)

1 1

lower decker astra 🖖🏼 @goodboyporthos.bsky.social · 9h

thank you 😭😭😭

1 1

lower decker astra 🖖🏼 @goodboyporthos.bsky.social · 9h

alas i had two of them on phone call standby to bail me out and it still didn’t work 🤡

lower decker astra 🖖🏼 @goodboyporthos.bsky.social · 9h

bro i went to the fucking expanse and back at the last stlv 💀💀💀💀

1 2

lower decker astra 🖖🏼 @goodboyporthos.bsky.social · 9h

STSF was the only normal con i’ve been to istg

1 1

lower decker astra 🖖🏼 @goodboyporthos.bsky.social · 19h

obv not everyone was like that but i literally spent all of saturday afternoon and evening hiding in my room and calling friends bc i was actually considering leaving. scott bakula was the only reason i stayed for sunday