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Subways selling protein bowls with 27 g of protein for 11$ baby that’s made from car crash victims
The lion does not let himself invite strange men over in a fit of horniness.
You know you have 30 minutes?
Good morning warriors
The alleged author flexing in front of a mirror after a decent pull day.
Everyone posting about pokemon is unemplo—

This skeet has been deleted.
Finding out oomf is married thanks to his scruff profile 📝
Meet the next stage of Rand'sae's bard relic: the Gandiva bow. Honestly, this has got to be the most boring looking relic weapon my character has seen in a while. Hard to believe it was once the most powerful bow in #FFXIV.
My WoL as a bard, snapping his fingers after launching a Sidewinder with his Gandiva.
I know I’m old cause I get excited when I have a reason to use barkeepers friend
Stop diluting your chemicals sammy
I know it’s just because I’m hangry but oh my god these mongrels canNOT be allowed to roam the streets. We need to be putting people down.
Forced to do inclined bench because all the flat benches were taken and now my shoulders fell off like Mr potato head
Miss desert lover should try being a dessert lover
Need coffee and protected sex
Romantic and passionate sex dreams featuring oomf followed by waking up alone
Azula hysterically crying
Yeahhhhh this is hot af
Gonna need you to send me ass for the gantt chart
Logging a jira because I haven’t gotten jock pole since the last 2 week sprint
As someone who has been twinky all his life and has only recently started working out, your growth is insanely encouraging lol
Replaced seated leg curl with regular leg curl and my hammies are dying
Its leg day and im killing myself
I got « nobody wonts me » drunk instead of fun drunk :(