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Ms. Ancient Weapon

@goblinaccountant.bsky.social

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Ms. Ancient Weapon @goblinaccountant.bsky.social · Jul 17

Rave Reviews

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Jeremy Stanley @jeremydstanley.com · 6h

And are you married?
I was married, but I'm not married anymore. Women don't like the vehicle.

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Halimede. @halimede.bsky.social · 14h

halimedemf.substack.com/p/against-ge...

"It is very very difficult for people who are not transgender women to understand just how much people hate transgender women; it slides off the mind like the historical reality of marital rape or the evils of factory farming."

new article!

Against 'Gender Identity'

but not like that. terfs fix your hearts

halimedemf.substack.com

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BRAN @pupn1k.bsky.social · 10h

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🐍Rii 🐍 @lycheesnake.bsky.social · 12h

To see a brighter tomorrow.

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Ms. Ancient Weapon @goblinaccountant.bsky.social · 6h

I don't always thought if I could redo it i wouldn't go with mathematics but history. No idea what I'd end up focusing on eventually but I guess I just want an even less useful degree but I love it

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daily yuri manga 💞 @daily-yuri.bsky.social · 1d

#yuri

Snowflakes Fluttering Down Through the Clear Sky by Himawari Souya (translated by Lililicious)

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Ms. Ancient Weapon @goblinaccountant.bsky.social · 15h

Going to be really brave right now.

Sometimes a man can be nice with it.

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Stratus [Gio] @stratusgio.bsky.social · 15h

commish

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エログロコモンセンス @toskarin.bsky.social · 17h

when embarking on a journey of revenge you can honestly get away with like one and a half graves if you're willing to lez out a little first

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Scary-clipse @eclipse.gay · 18h

Sapphicworld

Monstrifex @monstrifex.bsky.social · 23h

15. ALCHEMY #VividShadows 2025

The Homunculus Knights are the single greatest war machine ever devised by the Alchemist Lords of Myrthain. Their only fault is their tendency to grow increasingly unstable over time, requiring frequent maintenance by the Masked Sisters.
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The Homunculus Knights are the single greatest war machine ever devised by the Alchemist Lords of Myrthain. They tower over the battlefield, clad in their suits of nigh-impenetrable blacksteel plate. One single knight is often enough to turn the tide of an entire campaign.

Their only fault is their tendency to grow increasingly unstable over time. The more years they’ve spent outside of the flesh vats, the more frequently they require maintanance from the Masked Sisters. Balancing the humours of a Homunculus Knight is a demanding process, the details of which are kept highly secret by their order.

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An illustration of a giant pallid humanoid figure in black plate armor being tended to by nuns in plague doctor masks. The armor has been removed from the knight's lower body, revealing long slender legs and a combination of penis and vagina. While the nuns minister to the knight's painfully hard member, steamy breath emanates from the fanged mouth of the knight's eyeless helmet.

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ellie @ellieglassheart.bsky.social · 20h

OH GOD THE REX HAREM SHIRT IS HERE

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SPiNDLE @aidenr0.bsky.social · 19h

Asi leaving her marks (also tiny hairs and skin details go brr)

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Ms. Ancient Weapon @goblinaccountant.bsky.social · 18h

Its the best mint

Ms. Ancient Weapon @goblinaccountant.bsky.social · 19h

Shameful...

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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 1d

Someone in the crowd: “Go Cubs!”

Pope Leo XIV: “Han perdido! They lost!”

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Yuthie @yuthie.bsky.social · 5d

相棒

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Ryan ARM @ryanarmoberly.bsky.social · 1d

The age of 30 is in demand

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ellie @ellieglassheart.bsky.social · 1d

I should buy a YES pillow. They're funny.

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SPiNDLE @aidenr0.bsky.social · 1d

i bring more women kissing to your TL

an illustration by Spindle of the characters Asimov (on the right), a half-elf with white hair tied up in a bun, and wearing a blue dress (with yellow accents and a red stripe on the bottom), sitting and kissing Ottilie (on the left), a human with short brown hair tied up in a small bun, wearing a green cardigan (with orange circles print, and white trim), white underwear, and black thighhighs (appearing green due to the tones of the art). She's in front of Asi and leaning on her, kissing back. The kiss is tongue-style

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jazzarms.bsky.social @jazzarms.bsky.social · 1d

chat can i get a hell yea

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Ms. Ancient Weapon @goblinaccountant.bsky.social · 1d

Remembering when my wife tried ginger beer for the first time last time I visited and their reaction to it was just a very quiet and cute "oh my..."

They're the cutest.

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ellie @ellieglassheart.bsky.social · 1d

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Moby Dick @mobydickatsea.bsky.social · 1d

Thou canst consume; but I can then be ashes.

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ellie @ellieglassheart.bsky.social · 1d

it's peak

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laura olin @lauraolin.bsky.social · 1d

The “Oops, protein powder is full of lead” thing would explain so much.

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