Horned Beef Cache
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For anyone who hasn't been to London and was wondering, yes, the "This Is True Love Makin'" banger from Capcom vs SNK 2 does in fact play constantly throughout the city. Highlight of my time there
this kind of makes it sound like the bears resumed the research
gdi it's impossible to see the second and third words there together without my brain proceeding to "ribs"
HELL YEAH fellow horses, we made the Dolch List of nouns
Man they really ran out of Mario Party minigame ideas didn't they

and it would be called something like Sneaky Shitters
ok, deleted my original post, if only because I don't want to see JD fuckin' Vance's face on my feed for any reason
I have been feeling a little down today, but then it occurred to me: it's 10/15/25. Converting to alphabet letters, it should be a day of JOY
I think that in general in 2025 almost all big companies have taken the opportunity to back away from doing the right thing
OK I guess we're just doing country music album titles now
You can tell from the spell names longer than 6 letters
what a GAFFE on my part, imagine me as a medieval physick like "I'm gonna need to check your piss balance" and the patient like "he thinks my piss is yellow bile? is this guy even a real doctor? well guess I'll just run with it because my life is ignorant misery anyway"
Console RPGs in antiquity and medieval times must have been like

Galen gained a level!
Learned ⚪Phlegmthrower
Avicenna gained a level!
Learned 🟤Biledriver
Learned Dual Tech, ⚪🟤Hack Squat

(Edited to fix my earlier misunderstanding of humorism -- piss was NOT one of the four)
Oh no, there's lore for sure. You can see the characters' prior relations written in the subtle facial movements that take a porn star years or even decades of mirror work to master
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I Really Hoping Gummigoo Is In The Beach Day Episode
How impossible must it be to write a porno. You pitch, like, "we open in a bakery. There is a dispute about the frosting surcharge", and someone's like, nope, that's the plot of Iced Cakes 12 (1998, released only to hotel TVs)
speaking of "intensely stressful to visually process", I remember my first time playing New Pork City in Brawl (and not being able to keep up with where I was, what things were items vs. stage features, or what was generally even going the ass on) as my official "fuck, guess I'm old" moment
Everything about Cuphead is intensely stressful to visually process, but this is also generally true of 1930s animation and madcap comedies and such, and so tbh they did a perfect job
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In the dragon's lair 🐉
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Weretober 2025: Sabertooth
"What is best in life?"
Artwork by Illustrator Frost Llamzon depicting a were sabertooth humanoid. Referenced in the piece is the clothing of conan the barbarian.
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like how any educational institution with American or National or Liberty or whatever probably only actually exists in meatspace in the sense that it shares a token Delaware address with 274626374362 other businesses in the flim-flam industry
when a dickwad and a jackhole combine forces to leave their Rams and F150s encroaching on the same parking spot, the paltry amount of space left therebetwixt is truly inspiring