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Glennyrodge @glennyrodge.bsky.social · 21h

I couldn't undo the buttons on my jumper so tried pulling it over my head but got it stuck.
I’m now sitting in A&E waiting to see a cardyologist.

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Glennyrodge @glennyrodge.bsky.social · 7h

YOU HEARD

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Glennyrodge @glennyrodge.bsky.social · 8h

"I keep eating my feather pillow in my sleep. It's really starting to depress me."
"Down in the dumps?"
"I dunno. I haven't been yet".

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Glennyrodge @glennyrodge.bsky.social · 8h

"I keep eating my feather pillow in my sleep. It's really starting to depress me."
"Down in the dumps?"
"I dunno. I haven't been yet".

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Glennyrodge @glennyrodge.bsky.social · 8h

I hate myself so much that I ate some yeast, kneeded myself, then popped in the oven until I was golden brown.
This self-loaving has got to stop.

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Glennyrodge @glennyrodge.bsky.social · 8h

just had a hot cross bun. Well, a reasonably attractive cross bun with a nice personality.

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Glennyrodge @glennyrodge.bsky.social · 21h

I couldn't undo the buttons on my jumper so tried pulling it over my head but got it stuck.
I’m now sitting in A&E waiting to see a cardyologist.

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Nathan Kalman-Lamb @nkalamb.bsky.social · 1d

Front page of Scottish newspaper The National today.

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Will Yeates @wyeates.bsky.social · 22h

If you continue to hold on to your X account..
If you continue to drive a Tesla...
If you continue using Starlink...

Remember who and what you’re supporting.
Elon Musk is paying Tommy Robinson’s legal costs.

Tommy Robinson says Elon Musk is paying his legal costs as trial begins

Tommy Robinson says Elon Musk is paying his legal costs as trial begins

Robinson allegedly failed to comply with officers who ‘became concerned’ by his behaviour at Channel Tunnel

buff.ly

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Glennyrodge @glennyrodge.bsky.social · 1d

[in mary poppins court]
clerk:call the witness for the prosecution
*spoonful of sugar walks in*
medicine: oh, shit

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Glennyrodge @glennyrodge.bsky.social · 22h

Top journalism from the Independent here, referencing “Roberto Martinez’s” Belgium side, given that he manages Portugal.
www.independent.co.uk/sport/footba...

Wales v Belgium live: Craig Bellamy’s side face crunch World Cup qualifier in Cardiff

Wales enter a crucial World Cup 2026 qualifier third in their group, just a point behind opponents Belgium and two points behind group leaders North Macedonia

www.independent.co.uk

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Glennyrodge @glennyrodge.bsky.social · 8d

KITCHENWARE COMPANY BOSS: So, did you come up with a name for that revolving food tray, Susan?

SUSAN: No, couldn't be arsed.

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Glennyrodge @glennyrodge.bsky.social · 1d

Aw, isn’t it nice that all the murdering is going to stop for a bit?

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Glennyrodge @glennyrodge.bsky.social · 5d

Antifa doesn’t exist but the Epstein files do.

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Matt Owen @mjowen174.bsky.social · 1d

If you could please do us a favour and RT (or whatever it is on here) my writing CV I would be extremely grateful. I am a very capable writer of words, mainly “humorous”’ and if you have some PROPER paid work for me, please DM me. Thank you for your time www.mathew-owen.co.uk

Home | Matt Owen | Freelance Writer

I offer a broad and diverse range of writing services. Get in touch!

www.mathew-owen.co.uk

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Henry Mance @henrymance.ft.com · 1d

when the 11-year old insists on writing in the hotel guest book

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Glennyrodge @glennyrodge.bsky.social · 1d

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Glennyrodge @glennyrodge.bsky.social · 1d

It was x

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Glennyrodge @glennyrodge.bsky.social · 1d

[in mary poppins court]
clerk:call the witness for the prosecution
*spoonful of sugar walks in*
medicine: oh, shit

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Podcast Pêl-droed @podcastpeldroed.bsky.social · 1d

Lovely piece by Dafydd Pritchard on Ben Davies

Serves also to reinforce that he should be made permanent captain and we bin off the vice this and stand-in that

www.bbc.com/sport/footba...

Ben Davies: Wales and Tottenham Hotspur's reluctant star

As Ben Davies inches closer to becoming Welsh football's latest centurion, BBC Sport Wales profiles Wales and Spurs’

www.bbc.com

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Glennyrodge @glennyrodge.bsky.social · 1d

NGL, I’m intrigued by the show but have very little clue what it’s about.

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Julie Irwin @jdirwinbooks.bsky.social · 1d

Definitive proof that seagulls can't read.

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Glennyrodge @glennyrodge.bsky.social · 1d

Good piece in the Grandad on Ben Davies, who wins his 100th cap tonight. Thoroughly deserved - he seems to be a really nice boy too.
www.theguardian.com/football/202...

Unflappable, indispensable: centurion Ben Davies is the glue that holds Wales together

Down-to-earth Ben Davies will win 100th cap against Belgium, just reward for the ultimate professional and his old school values

www.theguardian.com

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Glennyrodge @glennyrodge.bsky.social · 1d

USA. Its a country - look it up.

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Glennyrodge @glennyrodge.bsky.social · 1d

so long as she’s staying yuk yuk

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