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Giraud, but spookier
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Giraud, but spookier @giraud.bsky.social · Jul 3
Me, every time someone posts something news related
Screen shot of Netflix pause screen. A young woman in a white sleeveless top stares out with a grim expression on her face. Text reads: “Are you still watching The End of the F***king World? Press play to continue watching.”
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Giraud, but spookier @giraud.bsky.social · 15h
Me too
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Giraud, but spookier @giraud.bsky.social · 17h
shout out to “6 7” for certifying that the kids are all hopeless dorks and their slang and trends can be safely ignored
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Giraud, but spookier @giraud.bsky.social · 1d
Oh wowww
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Giraud, but spookier @giraud.bsky.social · 1d
Even the ghastlies?
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Giraud, but spookier @giraud.bsky.social · 1d
not much, what’s gruesome with you?
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Giraud, but spookier @giraud.bsky.social · 2d
30? That’s weird. Hindsight is usually 2020
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Giraud, but spookier @giraud.bsky.social · 2d
I’m happy you have a nice wet one then
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Giraud, but spookier @giraud.bsky.social · 2d
I hope not. I assumed they were a vampire and so did not invite them in
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Giraud, but spookier @giraud.bsky.social · 2d
Same, like everything I know about the kardashians has been against my will

Unrelated, but your tongue post made me recall a time I kissed someone with a dry tongue and it was a horrifying experience
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Giraud, but spookier @giraud.bsky.social · 2d
Full disclosure, I’ve never seen it but assume it’s gossip girls?
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Giraud, but spookier @giraud.bsky.social · 2d
Only if its not an emotional lift.
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Giraud, but spookier @giraud.bsky.social · 2d
I keep getting lost in the first sentence. Is gumbo a new slur? Or is he starting soup discourse?
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Giraud, but spookier @giraud.bsky.social · 2d
six!
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Giraud, but spookier @giraud.bsky.social · 2d
not to me I already put up firewalls
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Giraud, but spookier @giraud.bsky.social · 2d
you can’t just see the football, you have to watch the commercials with that lady who wants to fuck the buffalo too
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Giraud, but spookier @giraud.bsky.social · 2d
Mamdani in an elevator. Caption reads: Truly, you need to stop.
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Giraud, but spookier @giraud.bsky.social · 2d
Even in a loss he looks better than Kyler
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Giraud, but spookier @giraud.bsky.social · 2d
Honestly he looked better than Kyler has all season
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Giraud, but spookier @giraud.bsky.social · 3d
Your honor, I thought those were just vanderpump suggestions
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Giraud, but spookier @giraud.bsky.social · 3d
I almost want to let them keep the Jacksonville Jaguars as a bit
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Giraud, but spookier @giraud.bsky.social · 3d
How come everybody wanna keep it like the Kaiser?

—Karl Nobiling
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Giraud, but spookier @giraud.bsky.social · 3d
tbf they’re only redcoats once a month
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Giraud, but spookier @giraud.bsky.social · 3d
I just love hims and want him to rest up so we can win the championship together
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Giraud, but spookier @giraud.bsky.social · 3d
Here’s to another weekend of trying to scrape by without Lamar 🫡
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Giraud, but spookier @giraud.bsky.social · 3d
Yes we’re parting them the other way now, get with the times