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KILL ME, FUNNY DEER MAIDEN

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Lexi!!! 27, she/her i'm a freakin deer Occasional artist, epic gamesgirl, factory nerd, professional hater of r*cc**ns This is an ADULTS ONLY ZONE! Gotta be 18+ to enter Forever #HASHTAGAWESOME Icon by @maximumgraves.bsky.social

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KILL ME, FUNNY DEER MAIDEN @ghouljokes.bsky.social · Mar 22

WE'RE FINISHED WE'VE GOT A REF SHEET NOW!!!!! CHECK ME OUT

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KILL ME, FUNNY DEER MAIDEN @ghouljokes.bsky.social · 1h

me with Anthology of the Killer

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Dee @dee.lol · 16d

shes dumb ah

myra the lesbian cat and diesel the homosexual opossum

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zac 3amsoda @3amsoda.bsky.social · 27d

belated birthday gift for a friend

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KILL ME, FUNNY DEER MAIDEN @ghouljokes.bsky.social · 2h

I feel like I’m like a 7 or some shit

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KILL ME, FUNNY DEER MAIDEN @ghouljokes.bsky.social · 2h

Liiiike 1-2

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CEO of chillin @osmote.net · Aug 25

Digital image of a anime catgirl with the dialog text:

Slutty Mcslut: Let's go watch cable porno and stab ourselves!

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irene @panpanirene.bsky.social · 8h

タオルを取ってくれ

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KILL ME, FUNNY DEER MAIDEN @ghouljokes.bsky.social · 7h

We all love you harle!!!!!!!!!

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Tele-Piper @roodypatooti.bsky.social · Aug 26

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The Baaabadook ➡️ NFC @choob.bsky.social · 21h

What they don't tell you about Mazlow's pyramid is that when you get to the top you have to fight Mazlow and he's got the same build as you as well as a bunch of special attacks

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KILL ME, FUNNY DEER MAIDEN @ghouljokes.bsky.social · 20h

Big fan of the consistent decision to not show what the actual possessing force looks like

You know it gotta look like Somethin cause of how everyone reacts to it but as for what it is? Mystery.,, (ignore this if it gets revealed later in)

KILL ME, FUNNY DEER MAIDEN @ghouljokes.bsky.social · 20h

So wait does evil dead 2 take place in an entire different continuity from the first one cause the recap acts like it was just Ash and Linda goin up there

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KILL ME, FUNNY DEER MAIDEN @ghouljokes.bsky.social · 20h

It’s so funny how he goes from Jon Arbuckle to “oh yeah that’s Ash” in like the course of an hour

Opening act did not leave me expecting him to pull some of the expressions he did later in the film

KILL ME, FUNNY DEER MAIDEN @ghouljokes.bsky.social · 21h

Great film for those into disgusting slops and mucks and goops and mushes

KILL ME, FUNNY DEER MAIDEN @ghouljokes.bsky.social · 21h

Hell yeaaa Hopin to pull a 1+2 double feature tonite

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KILL ME, FUNNY DEER MAIDEN @ghouljokes.bsky.social · 22h

Idk abt u but if I was in an isolated cabin in the woods and heard a spooky voice outside telling me to join them my first reaction would not be to walk outside alone to investigate

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KILL ME, FUNNY DEER MAIDEN @ghouljokes.bsky.social · 22h

it's so fucked up how much Bruce looks like a humanized Jon Arbuckle in this

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KILL ME, FUNNY DEER MAIDEN @ghouljokes.bsky.social · 22h

every time i try to draw fucking anything

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KILL ME, FUNNY DEER MAIDEN @ghouljokes.bsky.social · Nov 14

Midnight quagmire toilet

KILL ME, FUNNY DEER MAIDEN @ghouljokes.bsky.social · Nov 14

(remaking cause the original is on the other site but I'm not gonna let that stop my nightly rts)
Michelle Obama: I need to take a massive shit, where's the nearest restroom?
Me:

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KILL ME, FUNNY DEER MAIDEN @ghouljokes.bsky.social · 23h

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KILL ME, FUNNY DEER MAIDEN @ghouljokes.bsky.social · 23h

call her an unreal 5 game the way she keeps ghosting me

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Um Jammer Heather @dogladyheather.bsky.social · 23h

girl are you an unreal 5 game? cause i could compile your shaders all night and will probably have to.

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KILL ME, FUNNY DEER MAIDEN @ghouljokes.bsky.social · 23h

Children used to watch cartoons and play games…. Now we watch games and play cartoon…

KILL ME, FUNNY DEER MAIDEN @ghouljokes.bsky.social · 1d

aww yea

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