George Penney
@georgepenney.bsky.social
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Author of funny books, cultural omnivore. I like tea and cats, not necessarily in that order. I inhale deeply when first stepping in to bookshops and libraries. 🌈 https://linktr.ee/Georgepenney
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Noted! Thank you😊🪻🌺💐 I'll definitely be trying these. I love anything with molasses in it.
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Aw sending you the biggest warmest smile today! Thank you so much.🥰
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My absolute pleasure. Thank you so much!🥰🌻🌺
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*Rangoli is an art form and a traditional part of Diwali celebrations. It involves patterns being created on the floor or a tabletop using materials such as powdered limestone, red ochre, dry rice flour, coloured sand, quartz powder, flower petals, and coloured rocks.
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*Pani Puri are crispy hollow fried balls (puri) that are then filled with potato, onion and chickpeas and a sour and spicy mint flavoured water. They are morsels of pure deliciousness.
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Any typos spotted in this post spent a delightful few hours at a Diwali Festival yesterday. If typos spotted, please don't comment on them going back for second helpings of everything. Typos are food motivated beasties and there was far too much scrumptiousness to resist!
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In a covered area, numerous young humans are sitting cross legged on the floor, creating rangoli* masterpieces. Colourful powder pictures are being made.
All is peaceful.
BUT WHAT IS THIS?
A tiny human (1?) on a STOMPING rampage?!
Dad in hot pursuit!
Whew!
Dad catches him just in time. (5)
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An entire family is posing in front of a colourful wall for a picture, wearing their best clothes.
Dad's relaxed.
Mum's regal.
Big Brother is VERY serious.
Big Sister striking a pose.
And Youngest Small Human is... investigating the contents of his belly button.
(Photographer grinning.) (4)
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A young human (8?) is DRAAAAAGING Dad towards a row of food trucks selling delicious treats.
But Dad seems intent on talking to a friend here...
and another there...
and then ANOTHER here...
But Young Human WILL persevere.
Dad will NOT stop him on his quest.
He will try ALL the yummy things! (3)
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A small human (4?) is sitting next to Dad at a picnic table. Dad is preparing pani puri* while Small Human decides who gets what.
One for Small Human.
One for Dad.
TWO for Small Human.
One for Dad.
Bollywood tunes pumping in the background.
Laughter in the air.
Sun shining. (2)
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🧵Spotted at a Diwali Festival in Aotearoa New Zealand:

A tiny human (1 and a bit?) in a sparkly red dress is tottering along while holding Grandma's hand. She's a little bit wobbly but Grandma's keeping her steady. Tiny bells around Tiny Human's ankles tinkling joyfully as she goes. (1)
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So freakin' awesome. I'm going to give these a go this week. I've never put molasses in them but now I really want to try. Huge thanks! 😊🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻
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What a lovely breakfast! I now want a scone. I think I'm going to have to get a scone. It won't be quite as majestic though. I'll have to get your recipe too. These look SO good.
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That is so awesome! I'd love to read some of your observations if you @ me while you're overseas. (No pressure! I just love travel in all forms.) And thank you so much for your lovely words about OverLondon. Beaming here. 😁🌻🪻🌺
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OMG they look SO delicious. Are there any left?😁
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You know, he could have! We strafed the cheese truck to see if they were doing them that big and they weren't. So unless there's a new secret scone maker at the markets, that's probably the most likely suggestion😂
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We're just coming out of a very rainy winter, so it's so welcome. Are you headed for a snowy winter or rain?
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😂😂😂😂😂 Pun of the day!
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😂 Plenty of seagulls but they're so well fed they're not aggressive or particularly inspired. I saw one pass up a chunk of croissant today!