@GBDinExile, but also spooky
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20 years a proud Bama public defender, now I wrangle them for fun and profit in NOLA. Imperfect Ally. Bourbon enthusiast, F word proponent. Saints, Tide, Cubs. #MakeGoodTrouble
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gbdawkins.bsky.social
Right, if i get it, nbd, but if I don’t that window will close & I’m screwed
gbdawkins.bsky.social
I assumed, like everything else in Louisiana. Alabama wasnt user-friendly, but a breeze compared to everything here
gbdawkins.bsky.social
Hatch Act has no teeth, so what is the actual point
abbij1961.bsky.social
This administration keeps torching the Hatch Act—propaganda videos in airports, partisan emails on federal servers, even mass firings. It’s corruption with a flag pin. See something? Say something. Expose it through the whistleblower tip line.
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gbdawkins.bsky.social
But i’m not fired, i still have a job. If they do give me back pay, I assume I have to give the ui back? This is very complicated
gbdawkins.bsky.social
Wait, can I get unemployment when i’m furloughed? I’m supposed to get back pay but there’s talk of no, so
gbdawkins.bsky.social
The collar, the haircut, the cut of the suit.
ftd1969.bsky.social
I heard the initial story, but the story is advancing and getting quite interesting!
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lorennacleary.bsky.social
She gets all the flowers. I mean ALL of them. If we see her, we immediately have to give her flowers.
gbdawkins.bsky.social
but no, I’m not RIF, just furloughed & the exec cant fire judicial branch folks
gbdawkins.bsky.social
idk I guess not, my shitbird manager informed me after 5
gbdawkins.bsky.social
Fed work: pay is lowish, but trade-off is stability.

My ass.

Furlough starts Monday. Big Fun to cash out a 401K to live so I can die at my desk.
gbdawkins.bsky.social
The jury believed that sumbitch did. Whether he did is a different question
gbdawkins.bsky.social
It was self defense* and he walked.

*not my fault the jury believed me
gbdawkins.bsky.social
I’m a smidge of a procrastinator
gbdawkins.bsky.social
Uhm, I’ve been there. It’s not a sports bar. There’s one pool table (where my client killed a man but that isnt the point)
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🔗: https://www.al.com/news/2025/10/mobile-bar-linked-to-100-police-calls-over-past-year-faces-potential-shutdown-like-a-spider-web.html 
A Mobile late-night sports bar that police say has been a chronic source of crime could soon lose its business license.
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gbdawkins.bsky.social
It’s all in the execution. Anything can be funny.
mgobl.eu
Hey how old were you when you realized Hitler wasn’t funny
gbdawkins.bsky.social
Annnd I just paid taxes. About to be the fuckin’ Oliver Twist of New Orleans
gbdawkins.bsky.social
$4500 usd. IN THS ECONOMY?
gbdawkins.bsky.social
I am about to spend a comically large amount of money on the LA Bar & Prep course. Nothing gives me more anxiety than spending a paycheck on anything.
gbdawkins.bsky.social
Oh so you’re just tired of shitting. Good start
gbdawkins.bsky.social
Fie!
bonescrosby.bsky.social
Danny’s must have moved because it used to have a location in Fairhope. Not bad but WAY overrated.

BHM…Eugene’s is my go to. Kraft’s is solid. Dyron’s…very good.
gbdawkins.bsky.social
whomst hasnt had a few too many. not my fault they didnt schedule this at 8
gbdawkins.bsky.social
Hatin’ Ass Pope
razzball.bsky.social
Someone in the crowd: “Go Cubs!”

Pope Leo XIV: “Han perdido! They lost!”
gbdawkins.bsky.social
they had a GIGANTIC BLM banner across the entire front of the church. In Mobile, Alabama. So yeah, they’re my people
gbdawkins.bsky.social
they take you as you are. i’m a non-believer but a friend’s dad is the priest, convinced me to go. turns out, i enjoyed it. didnt change my beliefs but they didnt care