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Pippi aka Your NEW Wife!

@garlicbredowo.bsky.social

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⚠️I am PROSHIP+TCEST 🔞Minors/Antis DNI⚠️ ♡ 1 of 3 Comission Slots Filled ♡ Howdy hello I'm Pip! [GarlicBred works, too!] 31 ☆ Bigender She/He pronouns ☆ Long Island Mangler Todd truther ☆ My ideas are free I have too many Proud member of the SPU 🐰💍🐰💍🐢🐢🐢🐢

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Pippi aka Your NEW Wife! @garlicbredowo.bsky.social · Jun 23

You dont need to be ashamed of the things you have endured.

It is inevitable that we are shaped by the paths we walk, and the wear and warp on who you are need not be something you look at only in a negative light.

You are allowed to feel not just relief at surviving...

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Azure @aguyuno.bsky.social · 20d

Dudes rock

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Pippi aka Your NEW Wife! @garlicbredowo.bsky.social · 1d

Oh dear lord

Pippi aka Your NEW Wife! @garlicbredowo.bsky.social · 2d

🫂🫂🫂

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Slady @slady-ao3.bsky.social · 2d

Me coming home to all of my community cats after vacation- especially the ones who snuck inside the house and took over.

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Pippi aka Your NEW Wife! @garlicbredowo.bsky.social · 2d

My favorite watercolor brushes frfr

Pippi aka Your NEW Wife! @garlicbredowo.bsky.social · 2d

>:3c

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wwxwashere.bsky.social @wwxwashere.bsky.social · 7d

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Pippi aka Your NEW Wife! @garlicbredowo.bsky.social · 3d

DO IT

a man in a black shirt says " what are you waiting for " on a green background

ALT: a man in a black shirt says " what are you waiting for " on a green background

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Pippi aka Your NEW Wife! @garlicbredowo.bsky.social · 3d

Heheheheheheh

Pippi aka Your NEW Wife! @garlicbredowo.bsky.social · 3d

I followed them tysm!!!

Pippi aka Your NEW Wife! @garlicbredowo.bsky.social · 3d

YOU DA REAL ONE

my hubband....I'm off to see him

Pippi aka Your NEW Wife! @garlicbredowo.bsky.social · 3d

don't worry fantoccio will get his

Pippi aka Your NEW Wife! @garlicbredowo.bsky.social · 3d

Me: falls down the stairs and injures myself
Me, for 3 days as I heal: 😡😡😡
Me, as soon as I can draw without pain: 🥰 time to inflict non//con~~ heheheheh

Close up PEENITS
with knot
Doggy peen (Dutch bbu)

Red figure labeled Dutch, with Knot and two hearts on his PEENITS
An arrow to blue figure
Billie (having a bad time) 💕

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Pippi aka Your NEW Wife! @garlicbredowo.bsky.social · 3d

Tldr:
Yes! I will be fine after a trip to the dentist and some TLC and rest. Just very sore and stiff, mostly!

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Pippi aka Your NEW Wife! @garlicbredowo.bsky.social · 3d

Haha kinda!!

Very minor brain concussion
Moderate Tooth concussion (didn't even know this was a thing before)
Chipped teeth
Most of my Back is A Bruise
I hit both elbows on the way down and nothing even sprained but those are SENSITIVE BONES and now they are ANGRY BONES

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Pippi aka Your NEW Wife! @garlicbredowo.bsky.social · 3d

Specifically thinking about 2012 but like I am basically always thinking about 2012

I saw this unsourced on Pinterest earlier and was like "Leo is trying soooo hard to be moody but he is being overcome with love and lust for his dummy brother"

Leo stands in the foreground, face blank and staring up into the rain

Behind him Mikey stands with his mouth comically wide, as though he were an emu or something.

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Pippi aka Your NEW Wife! @garlicbredowo.bsky.social · 3d

I am but a simple girl [Leonardo Hamato] and I yearn for my sweet and stupid husband [Michaelangelo Hamato]

#tcest

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Pippi aka Your NEW Wife! @garlicbredowo.bsky.social · 3d

Every time I ask someone "which turtle made an overt bdsm joke on screen?" they always guess Bayverse Raph and then lose their SHIT when it's 2012 Mikey with:

"HEY!! We're not that kinda Sub!" in response to being humped by nessie

This is why he is my king my goat my big dick swinging husbando 🥰

two teenage mutant ninja turtles are standing next to each other in a forest

ALT: two teenage mutant ninja turtles are standing next to each other in a forest

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Pippi aka Your NEW Wife! @garlicbredowo.bsky.social · 3d

idk where or who said it but @ #tcest GAURDS!!! LOCATE THAT POST ABOUT HOW THE TURTLES UNDERSTOOD e x a c t l y what those sounds meant cuz their binural or something ink im illiterate

i wanna put it atthe front of this clip as a dramatic reading with credit to the og poster

#tmnt2012 clip s1e21

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Infinite Sexy Marriage @infinitesexy.bsky.social · 5d

PHYLLIS GAVE THIS TO MY WIFE!!!
BEST OF FRIENDS
#ART

Words cut out from religious abstinence books are pasted onto a background image of a happy couple. The text reads, to really enjoy intimacy, a woman must turn to a same-sex relationship. Craig is also a lesbian. Are you a Lebbaeus? Be a wife eager to fulfill your two lesbian lovers, vanquished by the breasts. Brain-liquefying kind of homosex. One woman gave this testimony: promote lesbianism aggressively

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Infinite Sexy Marriage @infinitesexy.bsky.social · 4d

MY BENIS FALLING.OFF??
HOMO INFLUENCE

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Pippi aka Your NEW Wife! @garlicbredowo.bsky.social · 4d

With 💙+💜, ❤️ easily falls in as some variation of top. But he really cannot see himself bullying 🧡 in bed when ❤️ knows that's what made his brother question if ❤️ even liked him as a person

Also ❤️ really needs an outlet for his own submission where he knows he's safe, and he REALLY wants it to be 🧡
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Pippi aka Your NEW Wife! @garlicbredowo.bsky.social · 4d

#tcest #tmnt2012 #raphmikey

Established tcest ot4
🧡 Notices that ❤️ has avoided one on one time with him and that both their other brothers had already gotten a ride
🧡 is jealous and pouty about it. ❤️ KNOWS he's in the dog house and has a pretty clear idea of why, and resolves to explain himself.
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Pippi aka Your NEW Wife! @garlicbredowo.bsky.social · 6d

:3c

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Infinite Sexy Marriage @infinitesexy.bsky.social · 6d

GAY PEOPLE?????

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