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Toilet Hinckley Jr

@garbledskulls.bsky.social

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🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥👋😃🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 Gabby Schulz (he/him) Come for the comics, leave for the takes Possibly 18+ idk (gross?) New comic posted every 4 days @ patreon.com/gabbyschulz Orig. art from my books: https://www2.store.beguilingoriginalart.com/index.php?cPath=218

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Toilet Hinckley Jr @garbledskulls.bsky.social · 9h

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A Sense of Belonging

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Toilet Hinckley Jr @garbledskulls.bsky.social · 14h

I always suspected all athletes were losers

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Dr Abeba Birhane @abeba.bsky.social · 15h

i don't have the words to emphasise how seriously bad things are gonna get

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Toilet Hinckley Jr @garbledskulls.bsky.social · 17h

Been thinking lately of getting in on a christian grift. I can no longer afford to have my principles keep me separated from the massive windfall of easy wealth these programs clearly provide

Christian Nightmares @christiannightmare.bsky.social · 17h

Eric Trump talking about his dad: "Make no mistake, he is heaven-bound. He's probably too humble in a certain way to say that. I can say it as his son because I've seen the hand of God on him for a very long time." h/t @atrupar.com

Toilet Hinckley Jr @garbledskulls.bsky.social · 17h

I feel like anyone who lived through middle school with rich white kids knows this isn’t exaggeration

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Toilet Hinckley Jr @garbledskulls.bsky.social · 17h

We love a good set of receipts

www.politico.com/news/2025/10...

‘I love Hitler’: Leaked messages expose Young Republicans’ racist chat

Thousands of private messages reveal young GOP leaders joking about gas chambers, slavery and rape.

www.politico.com

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Toilet Hinckley Jr @garbledskulls.bsky.social · 21h

“Feast of rejection” lmao

Toilet Hinckley Jr @garbledskulls.bsky.social · 21h

Love how Alex Jones now exists solely as a vehicle for some much-needed good news in our days

Justin Baragona @justinbaragona.bsky.social · 21h

welp, Alex Jones' appeal to the Supreme Court to toss the $1.4 billion Sandy Hook judgment has been denied.

www.supremecourt.gov/orders/court...

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Toilet Hinckley Jr @garbledskulls.bsky.social · 21h

Great beep forward

Toilet Hinckley Jr @garbledskulls.bsky.social · 21h

Another Patreon post as the world dies (only it’s just about feast of rejection, not the world dying, bc I’m a self-absorbed American pos)
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Cartoon dog goes for a jog, self-reflects

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Toilet Hinckley Jr @garbledskulls.bsky.social · 1d

Wow it is abundantly clear things will only continue to get worse until the next economic collapse. Like there is just straight up no power on earth that can stop billionaires anymore except the consequences of their own stupidity & greed

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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 1d

This is the response I received from ICE when I inquired about the 13-year-old they abducted from Everett, Mass. on Friday:

Good afternoon, Marisa.
Please see the below from DHS on the 13-year-old alien.
Please feel free to direct any questions to them.
Respectfully,
James

Tricia McLaughlin
@TriciaOhio • 6h
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Here are the facts: he posed a public safety threat with an extensive rap sheet including violent assault with a dangerous weapon, battery, breaking and entering, destruction of property.
He was in possession of a firearm and 5-7 inch knife when arrested.

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unraveled @unraveledpress.com · 1d

Thinking about how much of their violence has been normalized already, how scenes that caused shockwaves 6 weeks ago are now part of the rhythm of daily life. Watched a TikTok from a daughter who has to do her parents' laundry & get their groceries because they're in hiding. This is just it now

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Seth Cotlar @sethcotlar.bsky.social · 3d

Multi billionaire conducts months of historical and theological research into the Antichrist. Discovers, shockingly, that one thing the Antichrist would definitely do is tax billionaires. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...

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He believes the Armageddon will be ushered in by an antichrist-type figure who cultivates a fear of existential threats such as climate change, Al and nuclear war to amass inordinate power. The idea is this figure will convince people to do everything they can to avoid something like a third world war, including accepting a one-world order charged with protecting everyone from the apocalypse that implements a complete restriction of technological progress. In his mind, this is already happening. Thiel said that international financial bodies, which make it more difficult for people to shelter their wealth in tax havens, are one sign the antichrist may be amassing power and hastening Armageddon, saying: "It's become quite difficult to hide one's money."

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Toilet Hinckley Jr @garbledskulls.bsky.social · 1d

I got a free slice of pizza in zuccotti park once so this resonates

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 1d

Sean Duffy: "The No Kings protest, Maria, really frustrating. This is part of antifa, paid protesters. It begs the question who's funding it."

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eggnog slut @deus01.bsky.social · 1d

postmodern finance theory

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Eric Umansky @ericumansky.bsky.social · 1d

ICE agents blocked an ambulance that was trying to take an injured protester to hospital.

"We are still not being allowed to leave by ICE officers.” an EMT said on radio

When driver tried to get out, an agent yelled, "DON’T YOU EVER DO THAT AGAIN, I WILL SHOOT YOU"

www.wweek.com/news/2025/10...

Documents Allege a Federal Agent at Portland ICE Threatened to Shoot an Ambulance Driver

Feds delayed medics who had come to pick up an injured protester. Then, according to confidential incident reports, the agents became aggressive.

www.wweek.com

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Toilet Hinckley Jr @garbledskulls.bsky.social · 2d

The same place musk went after doge shat the bed: a media blackout mandated by his PR team, where he’ll wait quietly until the news cycle & America’s goldfish brain forgets all this even happened.

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Peter @plawman.bsky.social · 2d

the NYPD has pulled this kind of extortion racket with every single mayor we've ever had and the media pretends to forget every time

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Toilet Hinckley Jr @garbledskulls.bsky.social · 2d

One of the many things a billion dollars will buy is lots of people swearing up & down that you’re a muscular genius with extremely good taste

Toilet Hinckley Jr @garbledskulls.bsky.social · 2d

Imagine Thiel coming to you circa 2024 with the “I’ve been getting really into this amazing graphic novel Watchmen. You really need to check it out. It resonated very strongly with me” & having to pretend that’s something a grown adult Genius Man would say to keep yr job

Toilet Hinckley Jr @garbledskulls.bsky.social · 2d

Well at least they just legalized sex work

Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 2d

Vance is having an incredible morning on the Sunday shows doing "oh so now it's illegal to [mundane thing]?"

A real quote when Vance is asked about whether Tom Homan kept the $50,000 he got in a fast food bag: "Is it illegal to take a payment for doing services?"

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Toilet Hinckley Jr @garbledskulls.bsky.social · 2d

The full movie is, suspiciously, free on YouTube if you’re not feeling sufficiently indoctrinated

Toilet Hinckley Jr @garbledskulls.bsky.social · 2d

And he is, in some ways. For instance, they both literally threw a guy off a condo balcony to their death