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the homophobic boy detective

@gaorush.bsky.social

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im aalto - 26 - they/them - i block freely Not NSFW but no minors, please ❤️ @chestmouth.bsky.social pfp by @ricecakehomie.bsky.social

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the homophobic boy detective @gaorush.bsky.social · Oct 21

Hello i'm Aalto i talk about videogames, music, movies and other stupid shit and am also a shitty stoner but some say im charming with it and i am also constantly beaten with sticks every day of my life
i stream on twitch with an incredibly inconsistent schedule

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the homophobic boy detective @gaorush.bsky.social · 2h

i always get this game confused with Second Sight

the homophobic boy detective @gaorush.bsky.social · 2h

Dude that's Psi-Op The Mindgate Conspiracy

the homophobic boy detective @gaorush.bsky.social · 2h

Last time I went I didn't get anything because I had eaten earlier but sometimes the sirens call beckons me

the homophobic boy detective @gaorush.bsky.social · 2h

2000s Adult Swim produced either the funniest show you've ever seen or the least funny show you've ever seen because that was a block that ran for maybe 6 hours total and they had to squeeze in however many 11 minute episodes as possible after King of the Hill

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the homophobic boy detective @gaorush.bsky.social · 2h

Yeah tonight we're starting the Halloween Town Podcast

the homophobic boy detective @gaorush.bsky.social · 2h

You ever hear of Destination Dogs

the homophobic boy detective @gaorush.bsky.social · 2h

If it helps at all the game as a JP Overflow Mechanic where if your White Mage for example gains 40JP off an action, EVERYONE in your entire army gains 10JP (its 25% of the amount rounded up i believe) for White Mage even if they don't actually have the Job unlocked for them

the homophobic boy detective @gaorush.bsky.social · 2h

This is like finding out the professor in powerpuff girls used chemical x willingly

the homophobic boy detective @gaorush.bsky.social · 2h

You're irksome but in the anti-james way. Like the Yellow Lantern, but it's because of a mustard stain from enjoying too many hotdogs

the homophobic boy detective @gaorush.bsky.social · 2h

tab isn't a soda brand that actually existed it was all an elaborate bit by Adult Swim to make the product placement joke in Harvey Birdman funnier

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the homophobic boy detective @gaorush.bsky.social · 2h

Top Hat Gaming Man is A BUM

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the homophobic boy detective @gaorush.bsky.social · 2h

When you unlock Poaching and the ability to trade carcasses of monsters you'll be seeing those chocobos and other monsters filling your deployment screen like it's a big payday

the homophobic boy detective @gaorush.bsky.social · 2h

"Shinya Tsukamoto MTV commercial featuring Nine Inch Nails music" is one of those things we're lacking the modern equivalent of so bad you don't understand

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the homophobic boy detective @gaorush.bsky.social · 2h

In tactics?

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milo @ventdeiji.bsky.social · 4h

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Happy Mamboween @ganymedeprincess.bsky.social · 4h

Uncircumcised people in the shower

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the homophobic boy detective @gaorush.bsky.social · 4h

Right

the homophobic boy detective @gaorush.bsky.social · 5h

oh my god

G4ZDTechTV - WE NEVER STOP PLAYING. @g4zdtechtv.com · 5h

Now in Letterboxd form - boxd.it/Pyy3Q

(follow us there on Letterboxd)

Movies that only exist in the backseat of your Uncle's car cause he had the van with the built-in DVD player

A list of 4 films compiled on Letterboxd, including Doctor Dolittle (1998), Shorts (2009), Scooby-Doo! and the Monster of Mexico (2003) and Zathura: A Space Adventure (2005).

boxd.it

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☘💀CROM CRUACH💀☘ @dr4i0chtdvbh.bsky.social · 6h

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the homophobic boy detective @gaorush.bsky.social · 6h

It sucks but it's also a money making move. If they released Resident Evil 2 and the PS1 version of it at the same time the average person would end up buying the $10 old one and not the full price $60 new one

the homophobic boy detective @gaorush.bsky.social · 6h

The capital F is very important

the homophobic boy detective @gaorush.bsky.social · 6h

Oh yeah they tend to "relax" your body a bit too much you just need to be careful and drink a ton of water lmao

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the homophobic boy detective @gaorush.bsky.social · 6h

There are times where I forget you're a Furry furry and then you say shit like this or that one tanuki post and I am suddenly ripped back into reality

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the homophobic boy detective @gaorush.bsky.social · 6h

Atlus had to be convinced to start releasing games on PC because I think the P4G release did so well they were confused

the homophobic boy detective @gaorush.bsky.social · 6h

That first one is entirely on you but that 2nd one got censored iirc cus the original art wanted to FUCK renamon I think

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