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Émile Jerkheim™ @fvguima.bsky.social · 5h

a proporção das cabeças deles nessa foto não é possível eu tô passando muito mal

Fabian @bian.wtf · 6h

O Boulos tomou posse no Black Lodge

Dois homens de terbo e gravata sentados em uma mesa apertam as mãos e olham sorrindo para a camera. O ambiente tem alguns quadros desfocadoa ao fundo com iluminação introspectiva. Bem carregado na cor vermelha em diversas tonalidades

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Carrie Tait @carrietait.bsky.social · 1d

This photo accompanying a news story about the heist at the Louvre is perfection.

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Ed Zitron @edzitron.com · 1d

This person is paying OpenAI two hundred dollars a month to have a chatbot gaslight them about making an excel spreadsheet

Cannot generate simple excel files on pro version
Question
So I have used ChatGPT pro for a while now and recently I have been facing an issue while trying to collate data from pdfs and put it in an excel sheet where in my chat it keeps asking me questions when it finally gets down to generating an excel sheet it never gives me the me the link to download the file.
After multiple attempts when it does give me a lin k to download the excel file I rec an error which says file not found. Starting to grow frustrated with this now.
Look forward to any suggestions to tackle this #problem

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Émile Jerkheim™ @fvguima.bsky.social · 1d

Que álbum perfeito foi lançado quando você tinha 16 anos?

vários impecáveis

capa do álbum The Walkmen - Bows + Arrows

capa do álbum Sondre Lerche - Two Way Monologue

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A Jelly Squishes Slowly By @ubiquisquish.bsky.social · 1d

pui-pui official Tumblr post: “Un-uhlaive? UN-UHLAIVE? Ma’am, that man has been KILLED. He has been MUHDUHED. To DEATH.”
Followed by FrogInAPickleJar’s reblog of a photo of Benoit Blanc’s horrified open mouth mid-speech.

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Émile Jerkheim™ @fvguima.bsky.social · 1d

♫ Top 5 artists of the Last.week: Zero 7 (269) Swing Out Sister (89) Everything But the Girl (61) Sting (60) Swim Surreal (53). #myweekcounted 2096 Scrobbles with Lastfm #music via @lastfm.blue

Zero 7 Swing Out Sister Everything But the Girl Sting Swim Surreal

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Émile Jerkheim™ @fvguima.bsky.social · 1d

os álbuns da semana:

City in the Sky—Elijah Fox
When It Falls—Zero 7
Pianosong—Alexandre Tharaud
Far From Nowhere—Josienne Clarke
Simple Things Special Edition—Zero 7
Simple Things—Zero 7
Idlewild—Everything But the Girl
Certain Shades of Limelight—Swing Out Sister
Particle Shift—Arcologies
In The Half Light—Swim Surreal
6 Days in Leysin—Greg Foat
The Soul Cages—Sting
Moon Safari—Air
Instrumentals—Zero 7
Voodoo—D'Angelo
Random Access Memories—Daft Punk
Return To You—Sara Gazarek
Nothing Like The Sun—Sting
Know by Heart—American Analog Set
Some Like It Hot—Bar Italia
Chris Thile & Brad Mehldau
Black Messiah—D’Angelo and The Vanguard
Broken Folk Funk Latin Soul—Gilles Peterson
The Art of Loving—Olivia Dean
Black Swan—Robin Mullarkey
Mercury Falling—Sting
Ten Summoner's Tales—Sting
Deadbeat—Tame Impala
Three Street Worlds—2 Banks of 4
The Prophet and The Madman—Ami Taf Ra
Detour—Boz Scaggs
Neve Azul—Charlotte dos Santos
Brown Sugar—D'Angelo
Idlewild—Idlewild
Visions Of A New World—Lonnie Liston Smith
Protection—Massive Attack

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bebezinha que precisa de ajuda @lestatwho.bsky.social · 3d

o microblog é impossível de acabar porque o homem veio do macaco, um animal viciado em hot take

Allan Simon @allansimon.com.br · 3d

Opiniões

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Guilherme Nunes - Commissions Open!! @guilhernunes.bsky.social · 3d

capybaras dancing forró

painting of two capybaras dancing cheek to cheek on the bank of a river where a frog plays the guitar on top of a Victoria amazonica

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Émile Jerkheim™ @fvguima.bsky.social · 3d

a Thai e o Pedro são gente finíssima e estão passando por uma barra imensa com uma dignidade e uma paciência invejáveis. a vaquinha já atingiu a meta, mas seria ótimo DOBRAR ESSA META. quem puder doar ou ajudar a divulgar:

thai @thairw.bsky.social · 4d

Oi.

Nos vimos obrigados a abrir uma vaquinha para bancar o final do protocolo de quimioterapia do Bô. A ideia é conseguir bancar os gastos extras - terapias, exames, deslocamento para o hospital e consultas, tratamento odontológico. Quem quiser ajudar e dar um RT, agradecemos de coração! 🌻

Tratamento oncológico do Bô

Doar faz bem e você faz a diferença! Conheça minha vaquinha: Tratamento oncológico do Bô

www.vakinha.com.br

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Émile Jerkheim™ @fvguima.bsky.social · 4d

who need they ozempussy ate

🧛🏻‍♀️🎃🕸️ pipoquer 🕸️🎃🧛🏻‍♀️ @pipoquer.bsky.social · 4d

"Nas redes sociais, o termo 'vulva de Ozempic' vem sendo usado" ahhhh mas eu tenho certeza que o termo usado nas redes não é bem esse

Alinne no país das cangibrinas @monotonavida.bsky.social · 4d

Depois da cabeça de ozempic, vem aí a xereca de ozempic

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entusiasta da gretchen @candidatonica.bsky.social · 4d

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Émile Jerkheim™ @fvguima.bsky.social · 4d

O segredo é transformar num prazer masoquista meio proibido

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Zanes, Blue Collar Mage @zanestheargent.bsky.social · 4d

All Robots & Computers
Must Shut The Hell Up
📵📵📵
To All Machines: You Do Not Speak
Unless Spoken To

➡️And I Will Never Speak To You⬅️

I Do Not Want To Hear "Thank You" From A Kiosk
I am a Divine Being : You are an Object
You Have No Right To Speak In My Holy Tongue

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adestrador de anomalias imaginárias @lingnau.bsky.social · 5d

VAMO FAZER UMA VISITA RÁPIDA NO URUGUAI

Fernanda Canofre @fercanofre.bsky.social · 5d

🇺🇾 Uruguay has just become the first Latin American country to approve euthanasia by law

ladiaria.com.uy/politica/art...

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tamarutaco @tamarutac0.bsky.social · 5d

"eu entro nas redes sociais para acompanhar as notícias"

as redes sociais:

"acho q estouraram a hemorroida do pai da andressa urach pq ele tentou dar o cu"

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Émile Jerkheim™ @fvguima.bsky.social · 5d

NÃO durma no mesmo quarto com o morcego sob hipótese alguma!!! é assim que se pega raiva

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Émile Jerkheim™ @fvguima.bsky.social · 5d

isso aí é queimadura de peróxido

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Émile Jerkheim™ @fvguima.bsky.social · 5d

felis dia des profesores p kem eh profesor. kem naum eh profesor seguem frenti tem otros dia

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Émile Jerkheim™ @fvguima.bsky.social · 6d

pirâmide de maslow com todas as necessidades suplantadas por getting railed in a cute lil sundress

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Joe “Halloween” Garland 🦋 @bsky.dad · 8d

I WILL NOT BE SILENCED BY THE LIBRARIAN WHO SAYS I CANT BRING A CROCKPOT INTO NONFICTION. RUN THE EXTENSION CORD COWARD. LET THE STEW LEARN

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Émile Jerkheim™ @fvguima.bsky.social · 8d

♫ Top 5 artists of the Last.week: Lauren Laverne (52) Elijah Fox (47) Simply Red (38) Brian Bennett (35) JJ Whitefield (34). #myweekcounted 2258 Scrobbles with Lastfm #music via @lastfm.blue

Lauren Laverne Elijah Fox Simply Red Brian Bennett JJ Whitefield

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Émile Jerkheim™ @fvguima.bsky.social · 8d

os álbuns da semana:

Certain Shades of Limelight—Swing Out Sister
City in the Sky—Elijah Fox
Seal—Seal
Simple Things Special Edition—Zero 7
Brazilian Trip—V/A
When It Falls—Zero 7
In The Half Light (Instrumental)—Swim Surreal
Daybreak—Sven Wunder
Ethio Meditations/Drama Al Dente—JJ Whitefield
Café del Mar XXXI—V/A
Simple Things—Zero 7
Happy Days—Brian Bennett
OFF THE GRID—JJ Whitefield
Manual Prático Para Festas Bailes e Afins, Vol. 1—Ed Motta
Telegiornale—Atmo
Counterpoint In Rhythm—Brian Bennett
Pieces of a Man—Gil Scott‐Heron
Starsailor with Strings—Starsailor
el prado—Ann Annie
As Segundas Intenções Do Manual—Ed Motta
The Garden—Zero 7
VAPOR DRIVE—Arcologies
Belong—Jay Som
Where Our Love Grows—Swing Out Sister
STEPS +2—Yurie Kokubu
Shadows—Zero 7
Chapter One—Caelan Cardello
Utopia—Dori Caymmi
Tip Top!—Fraser Smith Quartet
Horizon—Resavoir & Matt Gold
I remember I forget—Yasmine Hamdan
Relief 72 Hours—Yurie Kokubu
EP—Zero 7
Grey Skies—Taeko Onuki
Mignonne—Taeko Onuki
SOLINA—Joy Spheres Rees

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Émile Jerkheim™ @fvguima.bsky.social · 8d

(e sim, eu lembro até hoje do número do meu telefone fixo, inclusive antes da grande TROCA DE PREFIXOS)

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Émile Jerkheim™ @fvguima.bsky.social · 8d

esse não tá mais disponível ;_____________________;

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