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Funk As Puck
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Funk As Puck @funkaspuck.bsky.social · 1h
“Would you like to see George Wendt in a movie? Eating beans in a movie?”

youtu.be/fAkOzTc0KxA?...
survey
YouTube video by Sara Hedgepeth
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Funk As Puck @funkaspuck.bsky.social · 1h
Dance for your cake 🪩
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Eric Umansky @ericumansky.bsky.social · 2h
BREAKING from PP

We found immigration agents have held more than 170 *citizens*

The govt doesn't track citizens held. So we did. We tallied:

Nearly 20 kids, two w/ cancer

More than 20 citizens held for day or more, incommunicado

www.propublica.org/article/immi...

by @nicolefoy.bsky.social
More Than 170 U.S. Citizens Have Been Held by Immigration Agents. They’ve Been Kicked, Dragged and Detained for Days.
The government does not track how often immigration agents grab citizens. So ProPublica did. Our tally — almost certainly incomplete — includes people who were held for days without a lawyer. And near...
www.propublica.org
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funkaspuck.bsky.social
Funk As Puck @funkaspuck.bsky.social · 6h
Accidentally performing a science experiment.
Turns out, if you completely cover it in water, you can microwave a cat food can lid without sparks.
The coffee doesn’t taste quite right, but that probably the bits of leftover fish.
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Funk As Puck @funkaspuck.bsky.social · 7h
Oh no 😬
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Funk As Puck @funkaspuck.bsky.social · 17h
The classic winning landlord strategy for finding new tenants, raising the price to an insane amount, while ripping out all the plumbing and electrical wiring. 🙄
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Funk As Puck @funkaspuck.bsky.social · 17h
“Featherstone Haugh”
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Funk As Puck @funkaspuck.bsky.social · 17h
I used to live in a city where they just went ahead and legalized bribing the police.
Sorry, I mean hiring them as private security during their off hours.
Completely coincidental that any club that did that didn’t get raided.
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funkaspuck.bsky.social
Funk As Puck @funkaspuck.bsky.social · 17h
It will never not amuse me when a foreign film has two completely different dialogues if you listen to the dub and read the translated subtitles.
funkaspuck.bsky.social
Funk As Puck @funkaspuck.bsky.social · 17h
< insert clip of Archer telling random hooker he is a spy >
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Funk As Puck @funkaspuck.bsky.social · 17h
Back in the 90’s some friends opened a punk/industrial all ages club in a building that had once been a gay bathhouse, notorious for a serial killer using it as hunting grounds.
They only used the main floor, but if you went exploring you would find some interesting rooms upstairs.
funkaspuck.bsky.social
Funk As Puck @funkaspuck.bsky.social · 1d
I had a driver drop my package in the middle of the yard, and run, because he saw a raccoon on my porch
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Funk As Puck @funkaspuck.bsky.social · 1d
Sounds like something a fox would say.
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Funk As Puck @funkaspuck.bsky.social · 1d
youtu.be/dUcIzgeh-So?...
Quick Change Crying.wmv
YouTube video by badjackcutter
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Funk As Puck @funkaspuck.bsky.social · 1d
Have you heard about OpenBSD? 🤔😇
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Funk As Puck @funkaspuck.bsky.social · 1d
I really didn’t intend for search a perfect pattern of cheese.
Chicken casserole with cross bright yellow cheddar in a dish of white pepper jack
funkaspuck.bsky.social
Funk As Puck @funkaspuck.bsky.social · 1d
🤔😬😶
TikTok ad for dating people from a single country, being advertised by someone who is definitely not from that country is a very specific vibe.
🙄😬🙄
funkaspuck.bsky.social
Funk As Puck @funkaspuck.bsky.social · 1d
As a Quality Engineer, nothing has been a more fruitful source of easy to file bugs, than searching developer source code for phrases like #ToDo or #FixMe
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Funk As Puck @funkaspuck.bsky.social · 1d
That’s a lot of words.
Oz: The Complete Collection Audiobook • 64h 23m Fantasy • Classics • Fiction
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Funk As Puck @funkaspuck.bsky.social · 1d
All 14 Oz books , for just a dollar?

www.audible.com/pd/B0CJFNKFH...
Oz: The Complete Collection
Check out this great listen on Audible.com. Here you will find the complete OZ Collection: 1. The Wonderful Wizard of Oz Starts at Chapter 1 2. The Marvelous Land of Oz Starts at Chapter 25 3. Ozma of...
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Funk As Puck @funkaspuck.bsky.social · 1d
Something for everyone
Three cats eat outside
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Funk As Puck @funkaspuck.bsky.social · 1d
<checks Wikipedia entry for Dokken> Glam metal? 🤔😂

I feel like my high school roommate at the juvenile detention facility would have kicked your ass for saying that…if he could have heard what was said over his tinnitus.
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Funk As Puck @funkaspuck.bsky.social · 1d
Adequately explaining how unnerving it is to have to start 12 different conversations at work, each with about 5-10 people in each of them, all at the same time, would be impossible without internal context, I suspect.
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Funk As Puck @funkaspuck.bsky.social · 2d
Dokken, Def Leopard, and Metallica mostly, but there are smaller regional bands too.
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Funk As Puck @funkaspuck.bsky.social · 2d
“Functional substitutes” 🤔
They’re talking about cocaine, aren’t they?
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