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Goose the Moose

@fubarspeaks.bsky.social

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I'm a lifelong union member, truck driver, labor leftist with a giant sheepadoodle rescue. Canadian who grows his own weed. Plays D&D. Votes NDP. Supports LGBTQ. All the letters!

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Goose the Moose @fubarspeaks.bsky.social · 1h

It's fucking South Park. Goddamn, at least Vance has enough skin to laugh about it. Fucking Karen

Goose the Moose @fubarspeaks.bsky.social · 1h

Heh heh
you said 'surges'
heh heh heh

Goose the Moose @fubarspeaks.bsky.social · 1h

The fucking vikings were the first Europeans to discover North America. They had a settlement in Newfoundland for over 200 years, 400 years before Columbus did shit.
It's historical fact.
So Fuck Columbus, where's Leif Erickson day?

Goose the Moose @fubarspeaks.bsky.social · 1h

I've seen him 'praying' for his enemies on truth social...

Goose the Moose @fubarspeaks.bsky.social · 1h

But are you sure you don't want a guy pretty much guaranteed to have a sex harassment suit before the end of his tenure?
I mean, rich people who don't live in New York seem to love him...

Goose the Moose @fubarspeaks.bsky.social · 1h

They cant achieve peak evil without it. Its like assembling the unholy staff of power without a sparkly knob...

Goose the Moose @fubarspeaks.bsky.social · 1h

Im sure that the Norweigans are totally into extra judicial killings at sea as a requirement for qualifying...

Goose the Moose @fubarspeaks.bsky.social · 1h

If Ivanka thinks shes so much better why not run against her for Congress?

Goose the Moose @fubarspeaks.bsky.social · 1h

Will he promise to not fucking run away to bury sex harassment charges against him when they INEVITABLY SURFACE AGAIN SHOULD HE BECOME MAYOR?

Cause I think New Yorkers deserve some reliability from their elected officials....

Goose the Moose @fubarspeaks.bsky.social · 2h

He's a little busy murdering fishermen in the Caribbean...

Goose the Moose @fubarspeaks.bsky.social · 2h

He missed a big part on top of that

Goose the Moose @fubarspeaks.bsky.social · 2h

Pay up ya bum

Goose the Moose @fubarspeaks.bsky.social · 2h

Also to look at that thing!

Goose the Moose @fubarspeaks.bsky.social · 2h

What? All it cost was IDF soldiers, hostages and thousands of Palestinians their lives.
Isnt that a small price to pay for a couple of shitty old fascists to cling to power?

Goose the Moose @fubarspeaks.bsky.social · 2h

Youre just a lil walking hand grenade, arencha

Goose the Moose @fubarspeaks.bsky.social · 2h

"All we can confirm at this point is that they were not white people, and thus a legitimate target"

Goose the Moose @fubarspeaks.bsky.social · 2h

Ya wait at the mailbox for that cheque....

Goose the Moose @fubarspeaks.bsky.social · 2h

Ya, like at this point we actually have a king and we're closer to the principle.
I mean, he's not an action, fighting kindve king.
(We really liked his mom better but don't tell him)

Goose the Moose @fubarspeaks.bsky.social · 2h

"We seek a mandate from the people to fuck some of you, in the assumption that the rest of you are as shitty as we are!"

Goose the Moose @fubarspeaks.bsky.social · 1d

That reminds me that I haven't donated to the Red Cross International Burn fund in awhile...

Goose the Moose @fubarspeaks.bsky.social · 1d

Is..is MTG becoming a social activist?

Goose the Moose @fubarspeaks.bsky.social · 1d

We adopted her and one of her daughters and now she runs the joint, beating up my male cat and Goose on the regular. She comes and snuggles beside my head at night and washes my hair a lil. She's a good cat and a vicious mouser.

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Goose the Moose @fubarspeaks.bsky.social · 1d

After about a week she came and sniffed me. After two she let me pet her. (The kittens had already fallen asleep on me, eaten my hair and fingertips, hung off my socks etc). after a month she would come up and cuddle into my side to nap and bring the kits along.

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Goose the Moose @fubarspeaks.bsky.social · 1d

We fostered and later adopted a 1 year old feral momma with 6 kittens. She was hella skittish and would hide under the bed whenever we came into her room to feed and clean. I started lying on the bed and let the kittens just ramble over me to get them all accustomed to people.

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Goose the Moose @fubarspeaks.bsky.social · 1d

Oh no its perfectly fine
'runs up to roof and activates bat signal'