Lizzy
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Lizzy
@frodobomber.bsky.social
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He’s tasteless and tone deaf.
Damn, Jack Smith should have played it cool. Like “Oh no, please don’t make me testify sir.”

Then Republicans would make it a prime time event!
He loves to stir the pot and act then dumb about it. It’s always “I don’t know the details…”
What a time to be alive!
It wouldn’t surprise me if all tvs in the US turn on in unison and start playing this.
The audiobook is great too!
Great news everyone! We no longer need expensive MRIs, CAT scans, blood tests, or other silly stuff. We all just need to slowly file past RFK Jr. and he will tell us exactly what’s wrong with our bodies and minds. So easy!
Trump Pro Tip:
Don’t know how to spell a word or name? Make a mockery out of it and add quotation marks!
If he’s not the center of attention, he’s not interested.
Probably just concepts of a system. Real system will be ready to install in 2047
I just searched Alligator and found plenty.
I’d rather have a POTUS with cancer than a cancer as POTUS.
Finally realized a good percentage of his constituents depend on Medicaid.
It so satisfying to finish off a household product until you realize that means you have to buy a new one.
Like nothing has changed since 1913 🤔
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While the gospels say that Judas led the Romans to Jesus, a new theory is gaining traction with some Biblical scholars. There is evidence, some say, that Judas merely shared Christ's location on an insecure group chat that accidentally included several Roman officials and journalists.
Sara Eisen is constantly defending Trump or kissing his ass on that show. It’s gross.
Relativity - the haters in space remained the same while they multiplied on Earth 😆
Cue MAGAs undying love and need for skin substitutes.
Of course they cut it, it has “Resilient” in its name.