Franklin Veaux
@franklinveaux.bsky.social
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Part mad scientist, part gonzo journalist. Author, sex toy designer, abuse survivor. Co-author of the Passionate Pantheon novels: http://passionatepantheon.com
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Not yet! Once I have a final design, yes.
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Work on making a gigantic alien xenomorph egg continues. It’s turning out to be harder than I anticipated to cover it with silicone. I’m making progress but had I known, I’d’ve gone about it differently. At this rate it’ll be months before any tentacle violation happens!
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The Portland war rages on. Burning tanks dot the horizon. The constant wail of air raid sirens cuts through the smoke-filled air. I’m weaving between hulks of wrecked APCs to shelter myself from sniper fire.
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On my way to the clinic for my October STI testing. I test once a year plus whenever I’m considering a new lover, a practice I’d love to see normalized. I’ve talked to SO MANY monogamous folks who are shocked and embarrassed about talking openly about testing, and I don’t get it.
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Having lunch with a friend at a little Thai place in downtown Portland. They have no mangoes for mango sticky rice. Wartime rationing, you see. It’s getting harder to get supplies into and out of the combat zones here in Portland.
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Finished plastering the front of the medical scanner. Next, I’ll cover it with silicone to make a giant alien xenomorph egg.

When I started I got my clothes covered in plaster, so I’ve been working naked and now I look like a Wall Street executive after a $20,000 cocaine bender.
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So me trying to build a desktop scanning tunneling electron microscope is a dumb idea, right? I have too many other projects in the pipeline, right? Besides, I have no use for an electron microscope anyway, right?
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I’ve spent the last three days, and nine rolls of plaster bandage tape, covering the front of a medical body scanning pod with plaster. When it sets I’ll pry it off and cover it with silicone to make an alien xenomorph egg a person can sit in whilst being violated by tentacles.
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Working on the giant ovomorph, a person-sized alien egg to ravish an Innocent Victim™ inside it with long silicone tentacles (dripping slime, of course, for the full experience). Experimented with dribbling silicone to create veins over the window…not perfect, but interesting!
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The jury pool has been excused for lunch! They make us wear these big neon “JUROR” tags even if we go to a restaurant because apparently some years back the prosecutors in a major case went to lunch and discussed the trial w/o noticing one of the jurors sitting next to them.
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THIS JURY POOL ROOM PROVIDES COMPLIMENTARY FIDGET SPINNERS.
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Sitting in the courthouse with a huge pool of fellow potential jurors. Security confiscated the handcuff key off my keyring, which I’ve carried since 1989. I mean, good on them for even noticing, but…
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Wish me luck! I’m braving the war-ravaged streets of Portland right now. I’m having to dodge sniper fire between the burning wrecks of cars, but if I can just fight off the roving bands of Antifa cannibals, maybe I’ll be able to scrounge enough food to survive the long night.
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I’ve been called for jury duty Monday. This will be…um, my sixth time, I think? I’ve never served on a jury because it always goes like this:

“Number 17, what do you do for a living?”
“Well, I’m a computer programmer, and—”
“Thank you, Number 17, you’re dismissed.”
Every. Single. Time.
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It is an unbelievably, almost impossibly gorgeous day, I’ve accomplished a ton of work so far today, and on a walk I found this lovely pattern of light and shadow. ❤️
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New signs have appeared in the local post office. I cannot help but wonder if there’s a story here.
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Just found out that Evangelical groups are predicting the Rapture tomorrow. You know what’s amazing? None of them will question their beliefs the day after tomorrow.

I used to host parties whenever a Christian group predicted the end of things. Quit when it got too expensive.
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Same reason email never had any verification system built in from the start: the utopian techbros who create these systems cannot imagine anyone deliberately using them for harm, so they simply don’t think about ways their systems can be exploited or weaponized.
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Thanks to Pumpkin Führer’s moronic trade war, shipping a $19 poster to Europe now costs me $35, with €24 tariffs for whoever receives it.

Until now they’re all printed in the USA. I’m now looking for Europe printers and shipping services.
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Okay, so, if you’re in Canada or the UK and you order posters or books from me, be prepared to be hit by “landing fees” when your package is delivered. Retaliation for Trump’s imbecilic tariffs.