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Franglaise

@franglaise.bsky.social

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Franglaise. Nr Bordeaux. Introvert. Sweary. Shitposter. Pics: Calvin, Chonk, dodgy food & random nice stuff I see (France). Prone to occasional ranty outbursts. Here for cats/floofs/nice views/cheese/daft shit

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Franglaise @franglaise.bsky.social · 2h

Cats after me drugging them

It’s going to be a long day!!

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Franglaise @franglaise.bsky.social · 3h

Trying to drug the cats for impending journey

Feel like Frau Goebbels

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Franglaise @franglaise.bsky.social · 4h

Can’t help wondering if Putin ordered Trump to tear 1/2 the White House down & well, here we are

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Franglaise @franglaise.bsky.social · 5h

Thank you

Franglaise @franglaise.bsky.social · 17h

Update
Mysterious solution by déménageur not a solution & he’s now quite angry

Self drive van still on

Missing documents problem we think sorted

The Teenager has had bad news

It’s true you can only be as happy as your least happy child

Have bought cheese wine & chocolate

Beyond frazzled

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Franglaise @franglaise.bsky.social · 19h

It’s all going swimmingly

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Franglaise @franglaise.bsky.social · 19h

Status update: constant texts from déménageur
Notaire frazzled
Visio not working
Van hire allegedly now needs cancelling
Important documents missing for contract

Where’s the Brets, wine & fromage ?!

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Franglaise @franglaise.bsky.social · 20h

FFS original déménager has just tried to call saying he has a (mysterious) solution

More as we get it

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Franglaise @franglaise.bsky.social · 20h

Im fairly confident that all my careful packing is now going to backfire as everything is now not turning up on the same day as me. I will almost certainly have paintbrushes and a steamer to hand but no crockery or towels. Excellent !!

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Franglaise @franglaise.bsky.social · 21h

Can’t got zoom in 25 mins then need to drive to notaire!
I can’t tell you how much of a bordel my life is today and I’m someone who likes order!!!
Arse feck

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Franglaise @franglaise.bsky.social · 21h

*UPDATE*
Due to us being frazzled and it being too early to drink wine, we’ve gone with hiring a van just to know we’ve got something sorted.
Thank you for all your help