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FPL Hippie
@fplhippie.bsky.social
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Very ADHD, so expect attention to detaal. My best friend is a fox named Samantha. I practice FPL Mindfulness. "My team my way, your team your way."
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FPL Hippie @fplhippie.bsky.social · Nov 14
Please share.

Could help somebody.

A code, because many people are more comfortable talking about football than mental health.
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FPL Hippie @fplhippie.bsky.social · 2h
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FPL Hippie @fplhippie.bsky.social · 2h
Don't you know?
Don't you know, things can change
Things'll go your way
If you Foden for one more day
Can you Foden for one more day?
Things'll go your way...
Foden for one more game

#fpl
Phil Foden as all three of Wilson Phillips
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FPL Hippie @fplhippie.bsky.social · 2h
Don't you know?
Don't you know, things can change
Things'll go your way
If you Foden for one more day
Can you Foden for one more day?
Things'll go your way...
Foden for one more game

#fpl
Phil Foden as all three of Wilson Phillips
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FPL Hippie @fplhippie.bsky.social · 2h
Saliba @ 12% ownership is a stealth move for £0.3m less if budget is an issue.
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FPL Hippie @fplhippie.bsky.social · 2h
🤩 #FPL Mindfulness 🤩

My MONSTER 433, with differential goalkeeper, for GW8. Cost me a -8, but I'm delighted.

1.3m 🌏
£0.4m 🏦
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FPL Hippie @fplhippie.bsky.social · 2h
Absolutely, roll a big fat one
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FPL Hippie @fplhippie.bsky.social · 17h
A lot of the FPL Managers on X probably only buy white English players and blame the other players for their season's problems. Probably.
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FPL Hippie @fplhippie.bsky.social · 17h
"I'm sorry. Well, I'm going to drive back to Phoenix now. Putting you in my FPL squad was a trap, and I'd like to get myself out of it."
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FPL Hippie @fplhippie.bsky.social · 17h
"It just seems it's hurting you, that's all. I didn't mean anything by it."

"People click their thick tongues and suggest oh-so-very delicately what I should do with my groin."
Cole Palmer in PSYCHO
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FPL Hippie @fplhippie.bsky.social · 17h
"Put it 'some place?' I could never do that. A boy's best friend is his groin."
Cole Palmer in PSYCHO
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FPL Hippie @fplhippie.bsky.social · 17h
"If I had a groin trouble me the way yours troubles you..."

"Oh, I don't hate my groin. Well I do, but I say I don't. It's the injury. I hate what my groin has become."

"Couldn't you put your groin....some place?"
Cole Palmer in PSYCHO
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FPL Hippie @fplhippie.bsky.social · 17h
"Mr Palmer, I'm a Chelsea fan, and I'm struggling to plan my season because of your...ah..."

"Well, m-m-m-maybe you'd like some sandwiches and milk? While we talk about my...ah..."

"Yes, that'd be lovely, thank you."
Cole Palmer in PSYCHO
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FPL Hippie @fplhippie.bsky.social · 17h
☆ ☆ #fpl Cinemas present ☆ ☆

"PSYCHO GROIN"

"Cole Palmer's persistent groin injury is ruining my FPL planning. So, I'm going to take a ride out there to find out what's going on."
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FPL Hippie @fplhippie.bsky.social · 1d
Just watched this now. Groovy!
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FPL Hippie @fplhippie.bsky.social · 1d
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FPL Hippie @fplhippie.bsky.social · 1d
Photo taken the last time Dominic Calvert-Lewin was a good #fpl pick
Dominic Calvert-Lewin as Robert Cornelius, whose self-portrait taken in 1839 is generally accepted as the first known photographic portrait of a person taken in the United States, and a significant achievement for self-portraiture.
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FPL Hippie @fplhippie.bsky.social · 1d
Photo taken the last time Dominic Calvert-Lewin was a good #fpl pick
Dominic Calvert-Lewin as Robert Cornelius, whose self-portrait taken in 1839 is generally accepted as the first known photographic portrait of a person taken in the United States, and a significant achievement for self-portraiture.
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FPL Hippie @fplhippie.bsky.social · 1d
"Hulk rest now. Smash Everton this weekend."

#fpl
Erling Haaland as The Incredible Hulk
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FPL Hippie @fplhippie.bsky.social · 1d
Steve Austin, marked by DefCon Monster Joško Gvardiol
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FPL Hippie @fplhippie.bsky.social · 1d
I know. 2 points extra, most games. Terrifying
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FPL Hippie @fplhippie.bsky.social · 1d
DefCon Monster Virgil Van Dijk
Virgil Van Dijk as that weird purple alien dude from Star Trek
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FPL Hippie @fplhippie.bsky.social · 1d
🤣😂🤣
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FPL Hippie @fplhippie.bsky.social · 1d
I've sent one of my #fpl squad staff out to check Erling Haaland is relaxing at home and not playing football tonight.
Erling Haaland and Columbo
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FPL Hippie @fplhippie.bsky.social · 1d
Sounds differential. Haven't seen anyone with that. Whatever that means
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