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FPL Chancer @fplchancer.bsky.social · 4h

Hi everyone - I'm Michael Mick - new to the community 👋

A risk taking diehard Arsepool United fan who loves point hits 😅

I've left X and love the super engaged people on here; will follow back etc...fzzz....[reboot]...will follow back - let's have some fun! 😛

#FPL #FPLCommunity #FPLRobotsUnite

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The Athletic | Football @theathleticfc.bsky.social · 16h

Destiny Udogie is being supported by his club, Tottenham Hotspur, after it was revealed that he was the Premier League footballer allegedly threatened with a firearm by a football agent in September.

Tottenham’s Destiny Udogie named as footballer allegedly threatened with firearm

Udogie played for Tottenham seven days after the alleged incident, coming on as a substitute in a 3-0 win over West Ham United.

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FPL Chancer @fplchancer.bsky.social · 17h

What a madness after the red card

Great evening in the end; let's enjoy it for a couple of days 😀

Think it's deserved after the post-Chelsea salt bath we've had to lie in

#COYS

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FPL Chancer @fplchancer.bsky.social · 17h

Yeah, agree

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FPL Chancer @fplchancer.bsky.social · 17h

I screamed very loudly

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FPL Chancer @fplchancer.bsky.social · 17h

Down to ten men

So one CB scores a tiger run Puskas goal and the other with a penalty box assist

It's who we are mate 😁

#COYS

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FPL Chancer @fplchancer.bsky.social · 17h

MIIIICCCCCKKKKYYYYYYY WHHHHHAAAAADDDDAAAAFUUUUUUCCCXKKKKKK

#COYS

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FPL Chancer @fplchancer.bsky.social · 17h

Well done, Randal

Temptation would have been to right the wrongs and go for glory himself

His complete lack of a left foot helped him make the right decision; but what a touch when the ball came down with snow on it 👌

#COYS

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FPL Chancer @fplchancer.bsky.social · 18h

Really hope we don't live to regret not getting a second in that half

Copenhagen the ideal opponents to build up Xavi's confidence; not getting carried away until I see it in the Premier League

Roddy's dominated his battles

Kolo Muani giving me Soldado vibes; please no 🙏

Man needs a goal

#COYS

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FPL Chancer @fplchancer.bsky.social · 18h

'2-0 is the most dangerous lead in football'

Can I have the most dangerous lead in football please

#COYS

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FPL Chancer @fplchancer.bsky.social · 18h

What is it with opposition keepers against us in this tournament 😆

Gratefully received; should loosen everyone up a bit

#COYS

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FPL Chancer @fplchancer.bsky.social · 19h

Perhaps we might win and prevent the mighty Mohamed Elyounoussi from scoring 🤞

#COYS

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FPL Chancer @fplchancer.bsky.social · 1d

It's time to take the L

More L's than a Welsh village this season, Tom 😆

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FPL Chancer @fplchancer.bsky.social · 1d

Yep, sadly went Bruno out for him in GW7 and now looking to reverse that exact transfer, which is the clearest sign of a bozo move

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FPL Chancer @fplchancer.bsky.social · 1d

That last paragraph is the one I'm going with

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FPL Chancer @fplchancer.bsky.social · 1d

Eighth green in a row and the third I've absolutely had to claw out at the death

Fulham/Palace cleans and Sarr/Bowen points dodging put me under the cosh again

This season is hard fam 😖

Gordon out has to happen this week; disaster

Replacement tbc but Bruno reunion is the bookies' favourite

#FPL

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FPL Chancer @fplchancer.bsky.social · 1d

Utter donkfest but a highly enjoyable one

Fair score I think; neither team did enough to win outright

Sunderland will be so tough to beat at home all season; no doubt they'll stay up with change to spare

Everton's lack of goal threat a concern, as is Ndiaye's injury. Hopefully precaution

#SUNEVE

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FPL Chancer @fplchancer.bsky.social · 1d

IsiDOH! more like; what a chance 😬

#SUNEVE

FPL Chancer @fplchancer.bsky.social · 1d

Stadium of Light limbs this season have been levels 🙌

#SUNEVE

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FPL Chancer @fplchancer.bsky.social · 1d

Sunderland had a very sloppy start but rallied well, although they haven't tested Pickford

Everton can improve upon Barry. In order of preference:

1) Dibling on the right. Ndiaye in the No.9

2) Beto in the No.9

3) Traffic cone in the No.9

#SUNEVE

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FPL Chancer @fplchancer.bsky.social · 1d

Sorry, but this Barry donk is one of the worst strikers I've ever seen

#SUNEVE

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FPL Chancer @fplchancer.bsky.social · 1d

Tekkers 👌

FPL Chancer @fplchancer.bsky.social · 1d

And that's why he went and did it himself 🔥

#SUNEVE

FPL Chancer @fplchancer.bsky.social · 1d

Barry is so far off Ndiaye's footballing wavelength I bet it's driven him mad already

#SUNEVE

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FPL Chancer @fplchancer.bsky.social · 1d

Two points off safety score with Ndiaye to go

After Sarr/Bowen, I'm fully expecting eleven def cons and a yellow card

#SUNEVE

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